Friday, October 06, 2006

What's not to like about a MILF?

Especially, a slutty MILF. Maiden New York has been a daily read of mine for a few months now. Her blog is the diary of a MILF in the big city, with posts about slutty makeout sessions with men who are way too young, along with the corresponding girlfriend escapades involving excessive intoxication and drug use, tenuously balanced side by side with posts about working mommyness. It's a strange juxtaposition, but I can relate to it. It's real, which is something you don't see every day on the blogosphere. Maiden doesn't hold anything back, the good, bad and the ugly are all out there on display.

Some posts are great, others are mundane, some are cringe-worthy, and others make me want to smack her upside the head with a two-by-four, but still...I can't stop reading. And basically, that's all I need.

I don't really have any criticisms of her posting style and subject matter, although occasionally the grammar nazi in me wants to whip out my dirty red pen and mark up her shit.

Her template now...that's another story. It is, without question, the fugliest damn template I've ever seen. There isn't even a userpic to break up the monotony of goth she's got going on there. You'd think as much as I love and wear black, I'd be loving it, but truthfully, I'm not. Her writing has mucho personality, but her blog template is the shits. This is like taking a hot, sexy ass MILF and putting her in sackcloth and ashes on the side of the road. It makes me cry. Hell, it makes baby Jesus cry. For shame.

C'mon Maiden...you are a smart chica. You can do better than this.

And girl...fucking learn to do a link. Your October 4 post I think is designed to be an index of your romantic escapades, but do you really expect your readers to go searching, by date, for these little slutty gems? OH HAYULL NO YOU DINT. I love you, but NOBODY loves your ass that much.

And here I thought everything was better in the big city (insert country girl snerk).

Still, blogging, to me at least, is about telling a story and sucking me in, and helping me kill at least a few minutes out of my work day. And girl, you've got the stories. You just need to add some visuals for the short bus crowd like me who occasionally needs something pretty to look at. Hell, start by taking covert pictures of those young beefcakes you're screwing.

I give it because that template makes me want to slit my wrists and your writing deserves so much better.

But also a cuz I do. Just fix that fucking template, beyotch. Or I'll totally spank your sexy ass. But then, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

psssttt...try here, here, here, here, here, here, or maybe here. fyvm.

5 comments:

  1. I'm partial to the standard black blogger template, probably because it was my first blog template ever. Ahh nostalgia.

    She makes me want to be a MILF. Maybe then I would get some action.

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  2. Thank you so much for this awesome read. Thank you for reading it too. A gf alerted me to this a few minutes ago. I hired someone to redo this template for me, btw. I hate the black and yes, I asked someone how to link HA HA. Thanks again.

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  3. I suppose I am the only real dark one here? Shrouding myself in a sea of black. Okay. That's a lie. I'm sitting outside, it's 95*F, the sun is shining smashingly.

    HAH! Enjoy the mainland, biatches!

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  4. Thanks for the options too. I love the fuckyouverymuch. I know you knew I'd love it.

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  5. I love the Maiden. I can't get enough. Why, why don't we hang out in real time?

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Grow a pair.