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In lieu of a review...a game

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Current movies, re-imagined as zombie porn.

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33 Comments:
At 9/30/2009 3:46 PM, Blogger Love Bites said...

Brokedick Mountain
Dead Sonja
Night at the Mausoleum
Fast & Fully Dead
D.O.A. Joe

 

At 9/30/2009 3:46 PM, Blogger Love Bites said...

Your turn.

 

At 9/30/2009 4:22 PM, Blogger Rassles said...

Die Hard.

 

At 9/30/2009 4:22 PM, Blogger Rassles said...

DIE HARD APPLIES TO EVERYTHING

 

At 9/30/2009 4:26 PM, Blogger Ellie said...

No Pussy for Dead Men

 

At 9/30/2009 4:59 PM, Blogger ghost of keywork said...

I Love You, Necrophilia.

 

At 9/30/2009 5:21 PM, Blogger Rob said...

Planes, Trains and Autopsy Fails

 

At 9/30/2009 6:11 PM, Blogger Lil said...

Where the Wild Zombies Are
Debbie Does Zombies
Behind the Green Zombie
The Zombie Always Rings Twice

 

At 9/30/2009 6:11 PM, Blogger Miss Missives said...

Deadfellas

 

At 9/30/2009 6:12 PM, Blogger Miss Missives said...

Raiders of the Last Brains

 

At 9/30/2009 6:12 PM, Blogger Miss Missives said...

The Silence of the Limbs

 

At 9/30/2009 6:13 PM, Anonymous Formerlyfun said...

Eternal Sunshine of the Tasty Brain

 

At 9/30/2009 6:16 PM, Blogger Rassles said...

Die Harder.

 

At 9/30/2009 6:16 PM, Blogger Rassles said...

OMG DIE HARD 2 APPLIES TO EVERYTHING

 

At 9/30/2009 6:18 PM, Blogger formerly fun said...

Butch Cassidy Eats the Sunshine Kid

Brainspotting

 

At 9/30/2009 6:19 PM, Blogger formerly fun said...

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Brains

 

At 9/30/2009 6:55 PM, Blogger Betsey Booms said...

Brains, Brains and Automobiles

The Life of Brain

Snakes on a Brain

Brainspotting

Meat me in St. Louis

My Blue Lips

 

At 9/30/2009 6:56 PM, Anonymous Daddy Files said...

Devouring Miss Daisy

 

At 9/30/2009 7:19 PM, Blogger Zen Mama said...

To illustrate Zombie PORN:

Cloudy With a Chance of Pete's Balls

 

At 9/30/2009 7:48 PM, Blogger Pueblo girl said...

Lord of the limbs

 

At 9/30/2009 7:56 PM, Blogger SciFi Dad said...

Night at the Mausoleum: Banging in the Smithsonian

Zombie Potter and the Half-Dead Penis

One-Eye Joe: The Rise of No-Bra (from the DEAD)

 

At 9/30/2009 8:04 PM, OpenID hereinfranklin said...

Julie Ate Julia
My Dinner of Andre

 

At 9/30/2009 9:08 PM, Blogger JohnnyB said...

He's Just Not That Into Eating You

I Love You, Man; And I'm Hungry

Monsters Serve Us Aliens

 

At 9/30/2009 9:25 PM, Blogger Love Bites said...

MY GOD I LOVE YOU PEOPLE

 

At 9/30/2009 9:25 PM, Blogger Love Bites said...

Pron of the Dead

 

At 9/30/2009 9:27 PM, Blogger Love Bites said...

Harry Potter and the Half Dead Prince (gay zombie porn, gotta love it)

 

At 9/30/2009 10:15 PM, Blogger Rassles said...

I still think Die Hard is the best.

 

At 10/01/2009 1:39 AM, Blogger gap said...

Crimes of Passion: She Woke Up Decomposing

(shut up; it's a Lifetime fave)

 

At 10/01/2009 5:19 AM, Blogger Sack Posset said...

Eat, BRAINS, Love.

Not technically a film yet, but on its way.

 

At 10/01/2009 9:31 AM, Blogger Love Bites said...

Die Hard had my daughter and I laughing our asses off in the car this morning.

 

At 10/01/2009 11:05 AM, Blogger Rassles said...

The Quick and the Dead

(obviously, I cannot create names, and I can just think of pre-existing titles that could be zombieporny)

 

At 10/01/2009 12:17 PM, Anonymous Calamity said...

Death Becums Her

 

At 10/01/2009 2:00 PM, Blogger Thanatos said...

Deadfather

Zombies on a plane

Eat brains or die hard (hey Rass)

Monty python and the holy entrail

G.I Zombie

close encounters of the dead kind

 

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