tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post116839512408484003..comments2024-03-29T03:27:19.190-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Suck A Tit Just Found New Meaning.Love Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-80841299264712727242008-11-10T23:49:00.000-05:002008-11-10T23:49:00.000-05:00Well said.Well said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168529337554311802007-01-11T10:28:00.000-05:002007-01-11T10:28:00.000-05:00You know, good, the doctors can always put in an e...You know, good, the doctors can always put in an extra stitch and a woman can end up tighter after having a child than she started out.<BR/><BR/>put your brain around that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168465772787461762007-01-10T16:49:00.000-05:002007-01-10T16:49:00.000-05:00I missed you too my little Love Bite. I didn't eve...I missed you too my little Love Bite. <BR/><BR/>I didn't even read the blog. I scrolled down far enough to see more pictures of children than Michael Jackson has in his boudoire and clicked the little red "X" box. <BR/><BR/>I too would be interested in a vaginal shrinkage ticker, if only to know how much stretching out I have to look forward to should I ever get married.good'n'very plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17697518854279500385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168461036625580172007-01-10T15:30:00.000-05:002007-01-10T15:30:00.000-05:00ahhh...breast feeding. my brother claims that he ...ahhh...breast feeding. my brother claims that he could have been the next einstein if my mom actually did it, seeing as there's studies that show that breast feeding improves intelligence.<BR/><BR/>i say he's smart enough. i mean c'mon. i have enough trouble trying to fake being half as intelligent as him.<BR/><BR/>that blog sucks. and that's all i have to say about that.da buttahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10068433568223869315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168456384973077802007-01-10T14:13:00.000-05:002007-01-10T14:13:00.000-05:00I've always felt that when they can help themselve...I've always felt that when they can help themselves, it's time to stop.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168455114055853682007-01-10T13:51:00.000-05:002007-01-10T13:51:00.000-05:009 months is still within reason, without verging o...9 months is still within reason, without verging over into scary hippyness. I had to check and make sure she wasn't still nursing the almost 2-year-old (when they can talk to you in complete sentences you know you have been nursing too long).Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168450927053327302007-01-10T12:42:00.000-05:002007-01-10T12:42:00.000-05:00I would be interested to see documentation of the ...I would be interested to see documentation of the shrinkage of her post birth vag. I bet that would make her husbands dick twitch everytime he logged in. Well, at least until he scrolled down far enough to remember he has two kids, a woman who is gleefully obsessed with breast feeding, and then I'd assume he'd go right back to half mast. <BR/><BR/>I know nothing about breast feeding, other than I have no intent to do it, but isn't 9 months a bit long to have your kid on the tit? Shouldn't he be delving into the gerber baby food revolution by now?<BR/><BR/>Mommy bloggers. I swear. Nauseating.kitty kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10028282792616195095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168449501547011192007-01-10T12:18:00.001-05:002007-01-10T12:18:00.001-05:00by the way, I missed you, hotness.by the way, I missed you, hotness.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1168449487359374122007-01-10T12:18:00.000-05:002007-01-10T12:18:00.000-05:00I'm not really an anti-mommy blogger. I mean, hel...I'm not really an anti-mommy blogger. I mean, hell, I'm a mom and I blog all the time.<BR/><BR/>But jayzus....<BR/><BR/>I know your children are precious to you, but I do not need to know how long they were attached to your tit. or still are.<BR/><BR/>To be the most specific, the mommy bloggers who get on my nerves are the ones whose identity starts and stops with their mommyness. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring.<BR/><BR/>Shit. I nursed both of my kids and carried a freaking breast pump to work and pumped in the bathroom for six months, but you don't see me going around the internet bragging about it and looking for some sort of titty medal.<BR/><BR/>(until now)Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.com