tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post1831219324021858669..comments2024-03-27T05:41:49.609-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: This is not your review. This is me blogging about blogging about blogging when I'd rather be blogging about blogging about somethingLove Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-24373110693626100902010-09-13T17:15:56.797-04:002010-09-13T17:15:56.797-04:00Thanks MB. I didn't actually say you hated my ...Thanks MB. I didn't actually say you hated my blog, although when I re-read my comment to see if I had said it and forgotten about it I did see two comments that were similar. <br /><br />And you are right, you didn't HATE on my blog. I forgot to mention in my previous long comment that I appreciate not getting any fingers. The specially made picture was much appreciated as well. <br /><br />Finally, thank you for the nice words of encouragement in your previous comment as well as the nice things you said in your review (which I also re-read). BTW, I still couldn't read it without laughing profusely, but I did calm down enough that I didn't have to go to the bathroom because of the gag laughing. Take care.<br /><br />Carmen<br /><br />P.S. Upon re-reading the review I also noticed that while you stated that you weren't going to link to anything specific (and didn't) you did highlight (link to my blog) my name. So I was wrong there too. Next time I get reviewed I will try to read the review better/read it twice before commenting on it.<br /><br />The C.A.T.CarmenThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12390664688417238867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-49544863289111627752010-09-13T15:09:33.534-04:002010-09-13T15:09:33.534-04:00Carmen, you put a lot of stuff in quotes that nobo...Carmen, you put a lot of stuff in quotes that nobody said. <br /><br />I didn't hate your blog, believe me, if I had you would have gotten some flaming fingers. I just don't understand the blogging about blogging. It confuses me, it doesn't make me hate it. <br /><br />I can't tell you exactly how many posts I read, I can tell you that I started at the beginning, read and read and read and read and kept seeing the same things. At that point, I started flipping through posts randomly and kept seeing the same thing, then I looked towards the latest to see if things had changed and noted that they had not. It's quite possible that in all that, I did not happen upon one of your gems. But a few gems hidden in a blog full of talk about blogging does not make a good blog. <br /><br />By the way, to me, as a reviewer, the template means very little to me if I like the writing, and no rocking template is going to make me like writing I just don't like, so it's definitely secondary to me. <br /><br />I'm really glad that you plan on trying to make a change and resubmit. Best of luck in your next review and I mean that for real.Madame Bellicosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04036828375356589499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-54036386479182452632010-09-13T13:24:47.695-04:002010-09-13T13:24:47.695-04:00I am very sad. Now I can't even use the phrase...I am very sad. Now I can't even use the phrase you used about me two comments ago - the blog that blogs about blogging! - in my "advertising/shilling" for my blog. Not if I'm going to be a good reviewee and try to follow your advice about posting about non blogging things and then re-submitting.<br /><br />I am also sad that you didn't manage to find at least a few little gems amongst all the "blogging rubbish". I'm sure I posted at least a few times in my roughly 100 posts about something other than blogging. I swear.<br /><br />One thing I am not sad about is that, in spite of getting a bad (non) review I laughed so hard reading it that I started gag laughing till I had to throw up. Seriously. It was that funny. <br /><br />Also, another thing I can be not sad about is that BEFORE I get back to blogging (but this time about things more weighty - whatever they may be) I can take some shameless blogging about blogging pride in being "so uniquely hard to define that I needed a new graphic made for my (non) review." Woo Hoo. LOL.<br /><br />Oh, and I guess I can be thankful that you hated my blog so much that you forgot to even notice the pink template that you all here seem to hate so much. That's good because I have no idea how to change that. At least I can try to write about something "substantial"<br /><br />Just out of curiousity, before I go, I was wondering, just how many posts did you read?<br /><br />Well, I guess that's all, except to say I will indeed be resubmitting after doing perhaps another hundred or so posts after turning over a new leaf. I WILL be back. Maybe next time, I can get a link or two in the review itself (I can't go completely over to the other side - I do and will still care - at least a little - about readership) And thanks to the commenters who gave my blog address in their comments.<br /><br />Finally, to any one who does use the address to check out what a "train-wreck" my blog supposedly is - check out my two favorites Life At LiveBridge Part III (don't necessarily bother with Part I and Part II) and Vomit and Vaginas.<br /><br />Thanks for the review, see you again in about 6 to 9 months probably. Bye for now. :)CarmenThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12390664688417238867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-19426170605576494752010-09-10T11:53:05.536-04:002010-09-10T11:53:05.536-04:00Oh, I believe you Madame Belly Dancer. That was s...Oh, I believe you Madame Belly Dancer. That was some straight up brilliant shit right there.<br /><br />Pumpkin muffin? Madame? Anyone?Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-37995711896532239502010-09-09T23:00:24.407-04:002010-09-09T23:00:24.407-04:00I am a buttery, ooey, gooey bastion of pumpkin muf...I am a buttery, ooey, gooey bastion of pumpkin muffin goodness.Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-30485065601255145522010-09-09T22:58:26.618-04:002010-09-09T22:58:26.618-04:00Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Zen! "Premature Com...Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Zen! "Premature Commentation"!!!<br />I am in heaven with that following your raptastic goodness.<br />I swear to the all praising, non-Koran-buring Jay-zuz that I am on the verge of being able to pull myself together just enough to mail pumpkin muffins to everyone because you, Zen.<br />Not really - but it means a LOT for me to even think it.<br /><br />Zen!<br />Praise!<br />Premature Commentation!<br />Praise!<br /><br />Somebody get me a spatula!Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-13133552617626936152010-09-09T21:08:56.464-04:002010-09-09T21:08:56.464-04:00Mind blowing perfection.
The review that is.
I s...Mind blowing perfection.<br /><br />The review that is.<br /><br />I saw this blog poking about in the review queue and shuddered when I peeked in and then quickly exited pretending to have never seen it. Madame, you are a better man than I.Miss Missiveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03184269685276049399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-59308185919139519142010-09-09T20:43:49.265-04:002010-09-09T20:43:49.265-04:00Ouch. Advil?
That was the most articulately con...Ouch. Advil? <br />That was the most articulately convoluted review EVA. <br /><br />Also, verbose. <br />Jesus.Miss Ashhttp://www.perilouslyprecocious.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-6887322153059470242010-09-09T20:01:50.606-04:002010-09-09T20:01:50.606-04:00Meant to say....and the smell, it still lingers.
...Meant to say....and the smell, it still lingers.<br /><br />Why can't we edit when we experience premature commentation?Zen Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02150722039049104796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-28934177765412802692010-09-09T19:54:37.433-04:002010-09-09T19:54:37.433-04:00Mongo's got me goin -read my comment using you...Mongo's got me goin -read my comment using your best Eminem cadence:<br /><br />Then I read the words on the internet paper and I knew her mind was fucked cuz the blog tried to rape her,<br /><br />But she didn't let go, oh no she didunt, she strung her words together like poetry even coudunt,<br /><br />Madame's got some style, yes and<br />even though, she's not a nihilist,<br />She made me see shit like I've never seen before yo<br />like how I feel when I see my ex, the man ho<br />I drop into mirrors and reflect shit you know <br />Cuz I've been here before, but now I gotta go<br /><br />But not before I tell ya MB reviewed me once,<br />she gave me three stars cause she didn't agree much,<br />with my views but she dug my words and my writin' side<br />And I loved her and wore her advice on my fingers<br />and now I see what a fuckin brilliant bitch she is<br />making me all tingly inside,<br />like I want to fuck her words with my mind,<br />and it still lingers....<br /><br />Word.Zen Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02150722039049104796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-56595922687808746052010-09-09T19:11:50.911-04:002010-09-09T19:11:50.911-04:00The comments here have always been a splooge-cover...The comments here have always been a splooge-covered nard-rending free-for-all.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-46971910267150948382010-09-09T17:37:51.790-04:002010-09-09T17:37:51.790-04:00Are we supposed to be commenting on the review? O...Are we supposed to be commenting on the review? Or the reviewee's blog? Or comments from other commenters about the review or the reviewee's blog?<br />Or is this pumpkin muffin, rappin', sexin' LB up boo-ray OK?<br />I just think it's humble to ask for direction sometimes. Not that I'm humble enough to follow direction, but, ya know, it's polite to ask.Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-88885363261068748732010-09-09T17:35:52.143-04:002010-09-09T17:35:52.143-04:00LB: You've been emailed, you sweet lil' h...LB: You've been emailed, you sweet lil' heifer you. And I'll send pumpkin muffins to anyone who requests them. Just send your address to thecusp@yahoo.com<br /><br />Also? I probably won't actually mail anything. Wanna know why? 'Cause those two pound muffins of pumpkin goodness are so fuckin' good that I normally eat them the moment they come out of the oven. Those that I cannot eat are slathered over my nekkid body as I stumble into the front yard in a stupor of sugary pumpkin happiness.Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-53238330815797870752010-09-09T17:32:54.886-04:002010-09-09T17:32:54.886-04:00Oh for sweet tap dancin' Jezuz on a rubber cru...Oh for sweet tap dancin' Jezuz on a rubber crutch! Grumpy, seriously? Tell me you didn't post about pissing off the relatives with a post. Blah.<br />Seriously, I've often thought any and all of my blog posts and/or comments should cause members of my family to cry, cringe or dislike (understatement of the century) me even more than they already do.<br />Of course, I don't even write on my own blog anymore and my mother would fall in the floor at the sight of that little grim reaper dude on the front page of this place so...what the fuck do I know?<br /><br />Word to yer mama<br />She don't want no drama<br />Posted on the net<br />she'll kill yo ass yetMongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-38751071448900257532010-09-09T17:26:16.418-04:002010-09-09T17:26:16.418-04:00Bloody hell that review made my head hurt. In a go...Bloody hell that review made my head hurt. In a good way. <br /><br />I think I have blogged about blogging once. And it was just to tell everyone that I had pissed relatives off with a post.grumpyhttp://www.grumpyyounglady.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-81061591438269355092010-09-09T16:06:06.643-04:002010-09-09T16:06:06.643-04:00on Carmen's defense... she does realize her pr...on Carmen's defense... she does realize her problem.. and states <br /><br />"I just can't help myself. I become a posting maniac. Not that everything I post is necessarily golden but I just wanna post. "<br /><br />http://catstuff-carment.blogspot.com/2010/07/in-news-cemetery-assault.htmlMiss Innocenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11179219764752315023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-68981029387976955882010-09-09T16:03:06.065-04:002010-09-09T16:03:06.065-04:00@womb for improvement. i love your comment about l...@womb for improvement. i love your comment about lesser comments thing .LOL!<br /><br />@mongolian girl. please stop! lmaoMiss Innocenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11179219764752315023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-5652039695822549262010-09-09T15:27:38.833-04:002010-09-09T15:27:38.833-04:00I'm sorry Mongobaby, but I only talk about tal...I'm sorry Mongobaby, but I only talk about talking about talking. My conversation is now limited to this.Madame Bellicosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04036828375356589499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-3681499992861236442010-09-09T15:22:51.075-04:002010-09-09T15:22:51.075-04:00Mongo, if I begged you, would you make me pumpkin ...Mongo, if I begged you, would you make me pumpkin muffins and drop me a rapping e-mail? pillars_of_color@yahoo.com.<br /><br />kthxbai.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-31984320875081544622010-09-09T15:19:28.325-04:002010-09-09T15:19:28.325-04:00I knew after reading the title of this review that...I knew after reading the title of this review that if I actually went to the blog, I'd end up shanking someone in a kidney, and no one needs that, especially the people I work with.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-37436799563513157452010-09-09T14:59:05.290-04:002010-09-09T14:59:05.290-04:00Madame Belly Dancer: Is this your story about a s...Madame Belly Dancer: Is this your story about a story about telling a story? Or a story about a story about a blogger who isn't telling her story?Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-65784238299551366632010-09-09T14:50:46.556-04:002010-09-09T14:50:46.556-04:00The reason why I didn't review this and was ab...The reason why I didn't review this and was able to write so much on it is because it's incredibly common for people to blog about blogging. It's not like Carmen is the only one guilty of it. I'm certainly tempted to do it from time to time, but then again, I have this outlet, where it is permitted to blog about blogging. <br /><br />What was so frustrating about reading Carmen's blog was knowing that there were real stories that you weren't getting. I honestly hope she does begin to write because I would definitely be interested in hearing her point of view on life.Madame Bellicosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04036828375356589499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-8931050956241476132010-09-09T14:36:08.123-04:002010-09-09T14:36:08.123-04:00I'm exhausted by my own review. That sentence...I'm exhausted by my own review. That sentence was really really long on purpose because my whole mind turned into a giant run on sentence of nothingness. <br /><br />Now puppies painting paintings of puppies, that is something I could go for. Or sex for the purpose of further sex. That I could go for too.Madame Bellicosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04036828375356589499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-82735323637710952862010-09-09T13:34:13.770-04:002010-09-09T13:34:13.770-04:00If I didn't have to go hit my man up with some...If I didn't have to go hit my man up with some smokes I would go all smackdown on rappin' all day long.<br />Maybe I'll get back to it when I come back. Maybe not. It all depends on whether or not I still have this severe cat dick headache.Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-43725095283003354532010-09-09T13:32:33.572-04:002010-09-09T13:32:33.572-04:00Comment to yer mama
Comment to yer daddy
Comment t...Comment to yer mama<br />Comment to yer daddy<br />Comment to yer preacher man<br />and comment to Aunt Hattie<br /><br />Comment to yer dog<br />Comment to yer cat<br />Comment to yer ass<br />and comment to Pat<br /><br />Man, Pat's a real weirdo. I don't even know why I included him in this latest raptastic creation.Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.com