tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post2493751598853579765..comments2024-03-27T05:41:49.609-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Then come sit here beside me.Love Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-7010435195592750232009-07-07T09:03:41.236-04:002009-07-07T09:03:41.236-04:00Re: kegels, thanks for the reminder. I should tot...Re: kegels, thanks for the reminder. I should totally be doing those at my desk every day.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-83581965076790630692009-07-06T21:55:10.192-04:002009-07-06T21:55:10.192-04:00My new name, KegelsMy new name, KegelsChrishttp://projectkickass.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-11345043326377479542009-07-06T21:39:34.351-04:002009-07-06T21:39:34.351-04:00And apropos of almost nothing, two tidbits:
1. For...And apropos of almost nothing, two tidbits:<br />1. For the definitive treatise on thumbs, read Tim Robbins' "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."<br />2. Megan Fox's second cousin is one of my best friends.<br /><br />That is all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-68998115939210249202009-07-06T20:18:26.264-04:002009-07-06T20:18:26.264-04:00...and then I read this blog that does reviews and......and then I read this blog that does reviews and read a review and then I was thinking about last weekend and then I watched TV. And then.<br />What? Kegels!Mongolian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18277544884313115003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-37107440245181911992009-07-06T19:07:56.116-04:002009-07-06T19:07:56.116-04:00My brachydactyl thumbs are like having two big toe...My brachydactyl thumbs are like having two big toes attached to my hands. Which is actually great for hitchhiking and blinding people via eyeball squishing should I ever get in a fight. Text messaging is a bitch though. You know, pros and cons.Blueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14014949557018388159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-44708712385877657182009-07-06T18:40:21.975-04:002009-07-06T18:40:21.975-04:00You know what sucks is when you're eating ribs...You know what sucks is when you're eating ribs and it looks like you've got sauce on your thumb, and you try to lick it off and you sit there sucking your thumb for like two minutes before you realize it's not barbecue sauce, but a firework stain. <br /><br />Horseshit.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-61335196097766748712009-07-06T18:37:12.619-04:002009-07-06T18:37:12.619-04:00Thumbs are mostly just there to get blown off by f...Thumbs are mostly just there to get blown off by fireworks eventually.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-11518120635219418382009-07-06T18:13:41.575-04:002009-07-06T18:13:41.575-04:00And thumbs that look different than everyone else....And thumbs that look different than everyone else. <br /><br />It's kind of the only interesting thing I learned today.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-8184303524503281342009-07-06T18:10:51.150-04:002009-07-06T18:10:51.150-04:00Sorry, Rass, I just don't have enough large tr...Sorry, Rass, I just don't have enough large transforming robots in my everyday life. Thank you, Mr. Bay, for validating my childhood. Also, thanks for tossing in some boobage.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-63088396173218313322009-07-06T18:06:11.136-04:002009-07-06T18:06:11.136-04:00Or don't, as the case may be.Or don't, as the case may be.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-69952668337508736692009-07-06T18:04:13.352-04:002009-07-06T18:04:13.352-04:00And THAT my friend, is how I get shit done.And THAT my friend, is how I get shit done.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-88597658507141870802009-07-06T18:03:35.758-04:002009-07-06T18:03:35.758-04:00Hey captain obvious, just because that's the w...Hey captain obvious, just because that's the way it is, doesn't mean I have to like or support it. <br /><br />You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to bitch and moan and sit on my ass and do nothing about it other than complain in the comments section of a blog-review website on the internet that has nothing to do with movies, actors, Hollywood, or scriptwriting, where my opinions are irrelevant and I'm just looking for a place to gripe about something that annoys me to all of my imaginary internet friends. <br /><br />Duh.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-80850653978622499192009-07-06T18:02:38.845-04:002009-07-06T18:02:38.845-04:00George Costanza could never date Megan Fox with th...George Costanza could never date Megan Fox with those thumbs.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-82576195945500730182009-07-06T17:50:51.334-04:002009-07-06T17:50:51.334-04:00Um, Rass, when it comes to present day Hollywood, ...Um, Rass, when it comes to present day Hollywood, I'll take what I can get. Its about money, I get that. That's why you have the romance-out-of-a-cheap-porn in there. Watch how they beat the piss out of GI Joe. It's going to be damn near as off-putting. <br /><br />I love sneakers, and I love movies. But when I see that Nike has marketed and released sneakers for both Transformers movies and the upcoming GI Joe, I know the rub is in and we'll be lucky if Duke has blonde hair.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-5267852731104795592009-07-06T17:48:28.795-04:002009-07-06T17:48:28.795-04:00I advocate self-imposed length restrictions. The &...I advocate self-imposed length restrictions. The "Venting" post is 890 words — longer than the longest news story I've worked on so far this year. That story took 35 manhours of reporting and writing on a homicide that was already interesting unto itself.<br /><br />I know personal blogging is not the same thing. But still.Erinhttp://www.poorpenmanship.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-24146419687854373012009-07-06T17:43:27.231-04:002009-07-06T17:43:27.231-04:00I care about her thumbs because I thought my Aunt ...I care about her thumbs because I thought my Aunt and I were the only ones on earth with this deformity until i read about her here: http://www.squidproquosf.com/2009/06/shut-it-elle-magazine.html <br /><br />and it appears there are many of us with the "syndrome".Blueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14014949557018388159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-72918556382252108682009-07-06T17:42:30.702-04:002009-07-06T17:42:30.702-04:00For the ladies, there's the compelling drama a...For the ladies, there's the compelling drama as anthropomorphic robots try to come to terms with their new world.Thanatoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18086063666735002969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-82777339891622786612009-07-06T17:41:34.246-04:002009-07-06T17:41:34.246-04:00Also, I can't stop doing this:
http://www.ug...Also, I can't stop doing this: <br /><br />http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.aspRassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-84941763072811383022009-07-06T17:41:00.032-04:002009-07-06T17:41:00.032-04:00And GoK, sure, the backstory followed the TV show ...And GoK, sure, the backstory followed the TV show and the comics. But the movie wasn't about cool alien robots that are more than meets the eye. It was about Shia impressing a girl.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-8859262924135481332009-07-06T17:34:06.398-04:002009-07-06T17:34:06.398-04:00Why would someone look at Megan Fox's (club) t...Why would someone look at Megan Fox's (club) thumbs? The world is not making much sense today.Thanatoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18086063666735002969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-19621991099635845772009-07-06T17:28:01.817-04:002009-07-06T17:28:01.817-04:00Rassles, it might be her thumbs that irk you. The...Rassles, it might be her thumbs that irk you. They are quite irksome.Blueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14014949557018388159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-79916376396776823662009-07-06T17:21:37.401-04:002009-07-06T17:21:37.401-04:00I'm going to go back to the review, if that...I'm going to go back to the review, if that's ok.<br /><br />If I only read the first paragraph of this review, I'd be more invested in Love Bites than I ever could be in Randi, even if I read her entire blog. <br /><br />God damn, she got advice, she ignored it.Ginnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02869320044142328707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-61966887184708563482009-07-06T17:16:38.699-04:002009-07-06T17:16:38.699-04:00But I can't be mad at Michael Bay, because as ...But I can't be mad at Michael Bay, because as horrible as some say he is...I will always love <i>Bad Boys.</i>Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-88855846827664247302009-07-06T17:11:24.024-04:002009-07-06T17:11:24.024-04:00Seriously, if you're not going to cast some ey...Seriously, if you're not going to cast some eye-candy, don't bother having humans in a Transformers movie. Because I'd really watch it anyway. I grew up with Transformers. It's the robots. Not the people. But I applaud Michael Bay for knowing how to really cash in on something like this. What's better than Transformers? Transformers with Megan Fox.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-65193073809034582672009-07-06T17:08:55.192-04:002009-07-06T17:08:55.192-04:00I don't know what it is, there's just some...I don't know what it is, there's just something about her that irks me. To the point of violence.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.com