tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post256242173819398024..comments2024-03-29T03:27:19.190-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: A Naked Bitch Is Worth 1000 WordsLove Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-16867713742080357742008-03-24T12:16:00.000-04:002008-03-24T12:16:00.000-04:00I find the site strangely mesmerizing. But then, '...I find the site strangely mesmerizing. But then, 'strangely' is my middle name, so who am I to judge? No, really. I'm named for my uncle. <BR/><BR/>What site were we talking about again?Your American Idol!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12406829296067222925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-53055568550203804882008-03-21T16:53:00.000-04:002008-03-21T16:53:00.000-04:00Ah, Maggie, love, darlin' maggie, you are the jell...Ah, Maggie, love, darlin' maggie, you are the jelly on our toast, the cream cheese between the two round halves of our bagels.<BR/><BR/>Or something like that, only dirtier.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-43509184339533795422008-03-21T16:51:00.000-04:002008-03-21T16:51:00.000-04:00Thanks :) Gives me more to think on. No need to ...Thanks :) Gives me more to think on. No need to be a fan, just glad you're not a total hater! LOL<BR/><BR/>As for the rambling posts... yeah I know. Most days I pound out a post in about 3 minutes or less so I can get on my way to work. I need to learn to work ahead a little... keep some in draft mode for those days when I really don't have the time.<BR/><BR/>What you called the "IM" posts are really an acquired taste. I get very few comments on them... my average readers hate them I think... but my friends (those who know me in real life or at least online friends who know me really well) absolutely LOVE them. They think the way I dissect myself into 3 or 4 parts and converse with myself is hysterical. <BR/><BR/>So catching one of those on review day was just really sucky timing because there is no way it could make sense to anyone who isn't a regular reader... it barely makes sense to my readers! <BR/><BR/>Appreciate the additional feedback much!Zephyrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09194686635071552460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-57688306275398097262008-03-21T16:20:00.000-04:002008-03-21T16:20:00.000-04:00Sweetie, we are the original comment whores.Here i...Sweetie, we are the original comment whores.<BR/><BR/>Here is my feedback on the writing (for what it's worth...with this, and a dollah, you can buy yourself a cuppa)...<BR/><BR/>I like some of the posts. And, as a 42-year-old mama, I get the sexy/mommy dichotomy. In my mind, it doesn't exist. I am no less of a sexual being as a mom than I was before I was married. In fact, my sex life these days is actually a hellalot better. (wink at Calamity who knows this in real life)<BR/><BR/>But, I prefer the more understated pics like the ones today (leg and stockings) the up the ass photos which leave me a little shell-shocked.<BR/><BR/>I hated the IM post, it was impossible to keep straight and way too long. I thought your explanation of why you do what you do was a great post. I totally "get" it. You just have to not let the pervs drive the direction of your blog. You maintain your YOU-ness. And if shots up the ass are YOU, then by all means, don't let our critique keep you from your dreams.<BR/><BR/>But, I know how an audience can change a blog...<BR/><BR/>And to some degree, I almost feel like what you do has become driven by your readers, rather than you driving the blog.<BR/><BR/>If you don't know what I'm talking about, or I'm fullacrap, then feel free to ignore. Just, think about what the goal of each post is, and try to zero in on one solid thought each time. Make sure you circle round at the end to where you started off so there is some feeling of completion.<BR/><BR/>And, as we've said before, edit, edit, edit. A lot of your posts have far too many words. They lose me about midway through.<BR/><BR/>I'm not a hater, in fact, I could be a fan, but you're a little outside of my parameters. That's not a bad thing per se, it takes all types to make the world go round. You just have to figure out who you are, and what you want that blog to be. It is a little scattered right now. I think doing a post AND a picture every time, or at least posting SOMETHING to explain the pic might also help. And by explanation, I don't necessarily mean something titillating.<BR/><BR/>When we open ourselves up through visual, sometimes it helps to tell the reader/viewer what we're thinking, why we like the pic, why we took it...<BR/><BR/>Just some very rambling thoughts, my dear. HOpe they help.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-30443806741799737452008-03-21T16:04:00.000-04:002008-03-21T16:04:00.000-04:00Yeah, love_bites, I may have been a bit less subtl...Yeah, love_bites, I may have been a bit less subtle at times lately... kinda goes with my moods. Might have to watch that a little, because honestly, I want to keep the blog more on the tame side. So thanks for pointing that out. The "basement reader" types don't mind, but they aren't the audience I prefer to cultivate either! LOL<BR/><BR/>And yes Calamity, I did notice a few complimentary things buried here & there. <BR/><BR/>Really the complaints that bugged me the most were regarding the template. I really love my template... I worked hard to put it together cause I really don't know shit about CSS programming, and I get a lot of compliments on it. I have never seen it as anything that would make anyone want to "hurl and/or punch myself in my cute little face". And I DESPISE blinky things, but because of her complaints, I did get rid of my few button or photo-links that I had buried way at the bottom of the sidebar so they'd be mostly out of view. <BR/><BR/>One other thing I wanted to ask though, based on a few quotes from the review...<BR/><BR/>"the yawn inducing slice of life posts"<BR/>"the other to people who read kind of boring blogs"<BR/>"I would give her a star or two for her writing "<BR/>"And really she can write. She punctuates better than I do and she can string her sentences together well."<BR/><BR/>I'm still trying to figure out if she's saying she did or didn't like the writing. Because I have been doing some thinking about how I could rework things a bit... not get rid of what I like about it, but perhaps make it a bit more palatable for others. But my decision somewhat depends on the above. Is the writing good enough to be worth making the effort? Cause if they're really that boring, why bother?<BR/><BR/>And dammit, I removed the "comment whore" button from my blog. You mean that was ok? Cause shit, I don't think I have it saved. And I'm all about comment-whoring!Zephyrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09194686635071552460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-74614215787339509232008-03-21T14:54:00.000-04:002008-03-21T14:54:00.000-04:00And, all of us are complete and utter whores...of ...And, all of us are complete and utter whores...of the comment variety, at least, so of course we want you to visit and comment.<BR/><BR/>Your pervy basement readers are a meh for me.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-14829007550370673782008-03-21T14:53:00.000-04:002008-03-21T14:53:00.000-04:00I do find it funny that the same girls who are hor...<I>I do find it funny that the same girls who are horrified by my pics are asking for guy parts pics! A little inconsistency there? LOL</I><BR/><BR/>I don't mind all of the pics, in fact, I've been aware of this blog for a while. However, some of the more recent shots, from below, shooting upward, are a little too much...as Booty said...ass in the face, for my preferences.<BR/><BR/>I'm not a prude, I've had nekkie shots on my personal blog before, but mine lacked such close exposure and full disclosure.<BR/><BR/>I'm not a big fan of between the legs shots on the average blog I read, though I do love me some boobies.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-30580952392210683202008-03-21T13:45:00.000-04:002008-03-21T13:45:00.000-04:00Sweet Christ on crack. I honestly do not know what...Sweet Christ on crack. <BR/><BR/>I honestly do not know what I would do all day without the Ask and Ye Shall Receive comment section. I just want to thank you all, every single one of you, for this daily bliss. <BR/><BR/>You complete me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-6219596244319239552008-03-21T12:32:00.000-04:002008-03-21T12:32:00.000-04:00Lara, just a sidenote from me: My snark is directe...Lara, just a sidenote from me: My snark is directed at the anonymous commenter who got all twisted up, not you. I actually kinda like your blog, though I do find the pics a bit jarring against the content. <BR/><BR/>And if you read between the lines about averted eyes, there are some complimentary things that have been said. It's just... conflicted. And people like to glom on to our negativity, which is understandable.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-45759506339593509702008-03-21T11:52:00.000-04:002008-03-21T11:52:00.000-04:00Oops I see you just posted while I was typing that...Oops I see you just posted while I was typing that, Betsey. I'm really not getting which side you're on! I like your blog. Really. Just let me know if you are ok with me linking and visiting/commenting. K?Zephyrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09194686635071552460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-29437110978848280702008-03-21T11:50:00.000-04:002008-03-21T11:50:00.000-04:00Yep. I requested the review, and I got it. Of co...Yep. I requested the review, and I got it. Of course some of the comments sting to read, but I've heard far worse. And it's really not worth arguing about.<BR/><BR/>I do find it funny that the same girls who are horrified by my pics are asking for guy parts pics! A little inconsistency there? LOL<BR/><BR/>I have only one other comment to add... I'd email it privately, but don't know an address to use, so it goes here:<BR/><BR/>Betsey, I did visit your blog, but you commented (fairly nicely, I might add) on my blog before I ever left a note on yours. You apparently had followed me back to mine via your stats page or something. If I comment on non-adult content blogs, I do NOT use this blogger name because I know that some people would be bothered by it. <BR/><BR/>Your comment led me to believe that it was ok to visit and comment on your blog. In the future you might consider that your comment on another blog does send a message. I'm sorry if I misread that, as you apparently are far more horrified by my blog than you let on. I won't bother you any more, if that is your preference.Zephyrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09194686635071552460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-18500995922376929112008-03-21T11:44:00.000-04:002008-03-21T11:44:00.000-04:00All I'm saying is that there is a reason they stop...All I'm saying is that there is a reason they stopped using real plot lines in pornos. We've learned a lot since the 70's.<BR/><BR/>And obviously this place is chock ful o prudes.<BR/><BR/>I think it should really be the new title.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-29033414078266538482008-03-21T11:38:00.000-04:002008-03-21T11:38:00.000-04:00I personally am well-known as a cold fish who desp...I personally am well-known as a cold fish who despises sex and never has any exhibitionist tendencies at all.<BR/><BR/>I, for one, would never post gratuitous nude shots of my body on my blog. I hate the human form, in fact. <BR/><BR/>And moms should definitely be barefoot and in the kitchen. Please, moms, stop having sex. It's gross.<BR/><BR/>*Snicker*<BR/><BR/>And all y'all are a bunch of uptight prudes, fer realz.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-10654305141207175372008-03-21T10:28:00.000-04:002008-03-21T10:28:00.000-04:00Know what's funny? Anonymous commenters with their...Know what's funny? Anonymous commenters with their panties in a wad making baseless accusations about our prudishness. I can't speak for anyone else, but I am <I>obviously</I> a cold fish for whom the naked human form holds no appeal. And sex is dirty. Ew. <BR/><BR/>Hah!<BR/><BR/>Because it couldn't possibly be the case that the juxtaposition of the text and images in this blog might be jarring. Because if we don't like something it must follow that we're stupid, sexless children who can't handle it when someone challenges norms. <BR/><BR/>Yeah. <BR/><BR/>As for this: "I'm not going to leave my url, because I don't want you reviewing my blogs...thank you." We don't just go around randomly selecting blogs to review. Although that might be fun. But no. She asked for it. See our blog title? Right up there at the top? That was your first clue.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-66454703396226922852008-03-21T10:02:00.000-04:002008-03-21T10:02:00.000-04:00Seriously. Some hairy balls would totally be an i...Seriously. Some hairy balls would totally be an improvement.<BR/><BR/>Who doesn't like some nice balls?Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-14661038724308043642008-03-21T09:42:00.000-04:002008-03-21T09:42:00.000-04:00My favorite part of this whole ask for a review an...My favorite part of this whole ask for a review and bitch about the review process is how they again ask for it and then spend an excessive amount of time defending their shit. <BR/><BR/>If you don't care what other people think and you're not going to take it constructively or your readers can't handle it, then don't ask for the shit.<BR/><BR/>Seriously. <BR/><BR/>Grow a set folks. And then take pictures of them and put them on your blog. THAT would be interesting.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-81702156286257216862008-03-21T08:06:00.000-04:002008-03-21T08:06:00.000-04:00And thus, the old dudes looking at Lara's naked bo...And thus, the old dudes looking at Lara's naked bodies from the computer in the basement of their mom's house chime in...Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-16815308894376094642008-03-21T01:42:00.000-04:002008-03-21T01:42:00.000-04:00If she said it "quite well", why are you still fuc...If she said it "quite well", why are you still fucking talking?<BR/><BR/>You're opening your blowhole anonymously because you're afraid we're going to review your blog? Or was that the OTHER anonymous fuckwit spouting off?<BR/><BR/>Either way, we don't review anybody who hasn't asked for it, and, for chrissakes, take some responsibility for your fucktardation - or, if it's more your speed, go back to crank-calling your high-school principal.<BR/><BR/>At the VERY least try to be interesting when you comment; I know it's tough, but give it go - we'd ALL benefit from that.<BR/><BR/>Trust me.Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-3238350216851132962008-03-21T00:23:00.000-04:002008-03-21T00:23:00.000-04:00"I'm not deep enough to think you could be both."Y..."I'm not deep enough to think you could be both."<BR/><BR/>You said it quite well there. You probably have a "No Diving" tattoo on your forehead, although, you probably won't get the joke.<BR/><BR/>Most people in life like real people. Real people have families, and real people enjoy sex. <BR/><BR/>Here's some real bad news for you - your mother had sex, too. Adolescent pea-brains will never get the MILF appeal.<BR/><BR/>Now, if you are still reading, "mild adult content" means it has ADULT CONTENT. In your circles that may mean church gatherings, but to the rest of the world it means nudes, and not the museum fine art variety. MILD is telling you that the ADULT CONTENT is not hardcore sucking and fucking and ramming veggies up your ass if a dildo is not handy.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry if your mommy has sheltered your life to think babies come from the cabbage patch, but I repeat, your mother had sex and enjoyed it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-35056572714156884292008-03-21T00:16:00.000-04:002008-03-21T00:16:00.000-04:00Hey, pay attention! We've been taking NOTHING but ...Hey, pay attention! We've been taking NOTHING but criticism lately.<BR/><BR/>Just toss your complaint with the rest and be on your anonymous way...Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-69163592456220125132008-03-21T00:11:00.000-04:002008-03-21T00:11:00.000-04:00Hahahah Lara's got a great blog gig going on! Blog...Hahahah Lara's got a great blog gig going on! Blog reviewers make me laugh! <BR/>For all of you folks saying you can't look at it while you're at work, what the heck are ya doing surfing the internet at work? You're supposed to be working, that's what they pay you for....Your review is far too long and excuse me, an excuse to beat the puritan drum. The girl is nude, she has a disclaimer, if you don't like to see a little skin, move on. Lara's nude is a far cry from most of what is on the internet. As for her 'disjointedness' that's the beauty of the blog, what sets it apart from most of the garbage people are blogging about. Her pictures are self taken, did you even know that? Lara is the quintessential girl next door. Making cookies and posing nude on the washing machine. Think about it...she's probably showing us what many are thinking about as they go through the drudgery of life. I'm sorry, but if you ask me, and you didn't, but you did leave me a place to comment, I'd have to say you missed the mark on this one. But, the controversy you started may help you get some hits, look likes you could use some.<BR/>I wonder if you will leave this or delete it, can you take a little criticism yourselves? <BR/>I'm not going to leave my url, because I don't want you reviewing my blogs...thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-49457036848745020862008-03-21T00:05:00.000-04:002008-03-21T00:05:00.000-04:00Hilarious.Just hilarious.Here I am, trying to figu...Hilarious.<BR/><BR/>Just hilarious.<BR/><BR/>Here I am, trying to figure out a clever way to work "twat" into one of my reviews, and...well, let's just say I may have to take "twat" off the table; it may well have been overexposed at this point.Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-91263709872340191582008-03-20T23:24:00.000-04:002008-03-20T23:24:00.000-04:00Thanks for the review."I just don't get it. Are yo...Thanks for the review.<BR/><BR/>"I just don't get it. Are you a naughty girl or a housewife? I demand that you choose. I'm not deep enough to think you could be both."<BR/><BR/>Then perhaps you really aren't deep enough? lol Actually I AM both and more. My comment post regarding your review will answer this, I think, if you choose to read it. Don't worry, I left off all the nakedness from it to spare you any surprises or discomfort, assuming you follow the direct link here.<BR/><A HREF="http://lara1000words.blogspot.com/2008/03/blogging-succotash-of-life.html" REL="nofollow">Blogging the succotash of life</A><BR/><BR/>"What I can hate her for is making me repeatedly view shot after shot of her ass that bears not a trace of a stretch mark "<BR/><BR/>Thank you. :) <BR/><BR/>(For the record, zinc supplements during pregnancy prevent most stretch marks. What I have are small white lines on the upper thighs.)Zephyrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09194686635071552460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-63139023625738251472008-03-20T20:41:00.000-04:002008-03-20T20:41:00.000-04:00Betsy, perhaps she did. If so, I hadn't read that...Betsy, perhaps she did. If so, I hadn't read that far.Danie B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05511535869022410118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-17425309917176278462008-03-20T12:05:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:05:00.000-04:00Danie: Word. Charlotte did point out that Lara p...Danie: Word. <BR/><BR/>Charlotte did point out that Lara punctuates better than she does.<BR/><BR/>At least we're comparing the punctuation and not the real problem with this whole mess.<BR/><BR/>And you know what I mean.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.com