tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post2734375600437526172..comments2024-03-29T03:27:19.190-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: I abhor an ad whore.Love Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-30981388915984448052008-09-25T09:22:00.000-04:002008-09-25T09:22:00.000-04:00I bet Pop Tarts don't taste very good coming back ...I bet Pop Tarts don't taste very good coming back up, but I'm about to find out.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-3330139423768780002008-09-24T16:11:00.000-04:002008-09-24T16:11:00.000-04:00YOu know, I didn't think anything on this blog cou...YOu know, I didn't think anything on this blog could put me off, but the scab/sores/puss convo has.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-37123480420746559472008-09-24T07:20:00.000-04:002008-09-24T07:20:00.000-04:00OW. Clenching legs. Ding! We have a new nickname. ...OW. Clenching legs. Ding! We have a new nickname. Wax Nazi. I love it. I am changing my blog link to that.Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-3328144354689375312008-09-23T18:41:00.000-04:002008-09-23T18:41:00.000-04:00Mutha is a good, kind mutha. And I'm very happy th...Mutha is a good, kind mutha. <BR/><BR/>And I'm very happy that the chain saw inspired you dudes, but sad and sore news for you: that's not me in the picture. My ass, however, thanks you for thinking so.MsPicketToYouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12304288663203185972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-71109098649194419392008-09-23T17:37:00.000-04:002008-09-23T17:37:00.000-04:00I prefer chicken, myself. Buffalo's good too and v...I prefer chicken, myself. Buffalo's good too and <I>very</I> low in fat.Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-75971939409918914212008-09-23T16:33:00.000-04:002008-09-23T16:33:00.000-04:00Ghost, are you bringing the spit?Ghost, are you bringing the spit?Bimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-14628492991835967512008-09-23T15:50:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:50:00.000-04:00And I'm out!And I'm out!Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-75445803981549396442008-09-23T15:41:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:41:00.000-04:00You're so good to me Ghost. Always anticipating m...You're so good to me Ghost. Always anticipating my whoreish needs.<BR/><BR/>But I thought you like me rough and un-picked?Bimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-28288384919051059412008-09-23T15:39:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:39:00.000-04:00That's what I imagine our first get together will ...That's what I imagine our first get together will probably be like, DPH. I'll put a jar in the bathroom.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-80303138271456559952008-09-23T15:34:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:34:00.000-04:00I just threw up in my mouth and it tastes like sca...I just threw up in my mouth and it tastes like scabs.Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-30232848449419029932008-09-23T15:31:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:31:00.000-04:00Queen, did you hear about the boy who went to the ...Queen, did you hear about the boy who went to the brothel to have sex for the first time and when he stuck it in the hooker it was all rough, so he said something. The hooker excuses herself to the bathroom, comes back, they go at it and after he's done he asks her what she did to make it not so rough. She says, I went into the bathroom and picked all the scabs so that the puss would lubricate things. <BR/><BR/>Enjoy your M&M's, Tits McGeeBimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-78998201691018487262008-09-23T15:20:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:20:00.000-04:00And now the peanut butter M&M I had in my mout...And now the peanut butter M&M I had in my mouth tastes like iron. <BR/><BR/>Thanks. <BR/><BR/>Wet, smelly band-aid anyone?Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-66375309586019699602008-09-23T15:18:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:18:00.000-04:00Did you hear about the little boy who took a mason...Did you hear about the little boy who took a mason jar full of treats to school? <BR/><BR/>The boys on the bus kept bugging him to share his beef jerky and by the time the boy got to school, his show and tell was gone. <BR/><BR/>And he had saved those scabs for an entire year!Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-13297859321217005062008-09-23T15:13:00.001-04:002008-09-23T15:13:00.001-04:00That's not a bad idea, but it might irritate the s...That's not a bad idea, but it might irritate the scabs. <BR/><BR/>Sometimes I disgust myself.Bimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-61772783756805978732008-09-23T15:13:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:13:00.000-04:00Does it matter what she's aroused about? I would i...Does it matter what she's aroused about? <BR/><BR/>I would imagine Dirty Pirate Hookers aren't choosy.<BR/><BR/>Ghost?Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-79142777403891826242008-09-23T15:11:00.000-04:002008-09-23T15:11:00.000-04:00Tinfoil panties. That's the ticket. No one can see...Tinfoil panties. That's the ticket. No one can see what you're aroused about.Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-33078034523122004502008-09-23T14:55:00.000-04:002008-09-23T14:55:00.000-04:00She'll be armed with her virginity and a chainsaw ...She'll be armed with her virginity and a chainsaw when you get there. <BR/><BR/>And by armed I mean they will be no where in sight.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-70596797189683466032008-09-23T14:54:00.000-04:002008-09-23T14:54:00.000-04:00I only cower in my basement with a tin foil hat on...I only cower in my basement with a tin foil hat on Saturday's.Bimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-34458249020561629452008-09-23T14:49:00.000-04:002008-09-23T14:49:00.000-04:00Are we supposed to be consorting with upcoming vic...Are we supposed to be consorting with upcoming victims?? I thought all victims would be cowering in their basements with tinfoil hats on??<BR/><BR/>Watch out Hooksie, they're coming for youuuuuu.Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-74652320841370648332008-09-23T12:37:00.000-04:002008-09-23T12:37:00.000-04:00Shutup and grab a chainsaw.Shutup and grab a chainsaw.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-81950899107346370052008-09-23T12:30:00.000-04:002008-09-23T12:30:00.000-04:00Hey, I could be virginal. Maybe 15 years ago, but...Hey, I could be virginal. Maybe 15 years ago, but I could be! Besides, if someone says it, doesn't it make it true?Bimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-24878178489870947222008-09-23T12:23:00.000-04:002008-09-23T12:23:00.000-04:00Sorry, DPH, I'm still laughing about the 'virginal...Sorry, DPH, I'm still laughing about the 'virginal' comment.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-64031442193634890452008-09-23T12:22:00.000-04:002008-09-23T12:22:00.000-04:00Ghost, I think I could rock a chainsaw. And thank...Ghost, I think I could rock a chainsaw. And thanks for calling me virginal Tits McGee. That was a first.Bimbo Bagginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04594320682493640846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-2357499165197036232008-09-23T12:20:00.000-04:002008-09-23T12:20:00.000-04:00Yes, Mrs. Boobs, I agree 100%.Yes, Mrs. Boobs, I agree 100%.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-65559170994265700912008-09-23T11:56:00.000-04:002008-09-23T11:56:00.000-04:00"The man behind me looked like a serial killer and..."The man behind me looked like a serial killer and while The Kid was in the bathroom, I imagined all kinds of strange and dangerous things about him. Then the bartender handed him his mug, etched with his name, and so I switched into imagining strange and dangerous things about me."<BR/><BR/>I think that might just be one of the best things I've ever read, because I DO THAT ALL THE TIME and now I know I'm not crazy. <BR/><BR/>I like her a lot, actually. Even though she drinks Miller Lite. Really, Picket? How about you just mix water with...I don't know...water? Drink that. <BR/><BR/>PBR represent. <BR/><BR/>Rassles out.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.com