tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post404218137519519826..comments2024-03-27T05:41:49.609-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Get SmartLove Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-37968601139602345432009-03-10T08:45:00.000-04:002009-03-10T08:45:00.000-04:00Keeping track of hits is like watching the People'...Keeping track of hits is like watching the People's Choice Awards and hoping that Rosie O'Donnell beats Ricki Lake for Best Daytime-Talkshow Douchebag.<BR/><BR/>Wait, what year is this?Rygantronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07338410206494835873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-24067549325728105242009-03-10T01:55:00.001-04:002009-03-10T01:55:00.001-04:00Today is not one of the days when I remember that ...Today is not one of the days when I remember that I started blogging because I love to write and loved the idea that blogging was yet another venue. Today I'm marking my umpteenth month of no job, and there's nothing like being unemployed to make you feel invisible. So today I want hits, hits, hits on my blog. And lots of comments. I want popularity. I want to be Miss Big-Ass Blog Queen.<BR/> <BR/>I'll get over it.Ari_1965https://www.blogger.com/profile/08417052454179392190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-39944740596193388242009-03-10T01:55:00.000-04:002009-03-10T01:55:00.000-04:00Today is not one of the days when I remember that ...Today is not one of the days when I remember that I started blogging because I love to write and loved the idea that blogging was yet another venue. Today I'm marking my umpteenth month of no job, and there's nothing like being unemployed to make you feel invisible. So today I want hits, hits, hits on my blog. And lots of comments. I want popularity. I want to be Miss Big-Ass Blog Queen.<BR/> <BR/>I'll get over it.Ari_1965https://www.blogger.com/profile/08417052454179392190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-64215603219633121922009-03-10T00:35:00.000-04:002009-03-10T00:35:00.000-04:00I didn't like this lady's blog or writing style. S...I didn't like this lady's blog or writing style. So I would like to feel superior. However, she's been posting since 11/2007 and has 56,700 hits and I've been posting since 10/06 and have only 30,000+ hits. So what do I know.Ari_1965https://www.blogger.com/profile/08417052454179392190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-28632018024819731172009-03-09T20:30:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:30:00.000-04:00Hmmm. I don't think so. But I am pretty sure that ...Hmmm. I don't think so. But I am pretty sure that Pink Floyd tore down the wall.Posol'stvo the Medvedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573435137467134333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-20820828990110949122009-03-09T20:16:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:16:00.000-04:00Medved: Didn't Ronald Reagan blow up the Soviet U...Medved: Didn't Ronald Reagan blow up the Soviet Union? I also think AC/DC may have helped by going over there and rockin' out to 'For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)'.<BR/>Ummmmmm...pancakes! Floridian pancakes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-16754249274073445722009-03-09T20:13:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:13:00.000-04:00BB: My hillbilly feet smell like fresh Ozarkian a...BB: My hillbilly feet smell like fresh Ozarkian air and purple irises. And the spring pond. And sometimes dog shit if I don't look where I'm going. Ummmmm...pancakes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-78487141287190048152009-03-09T20:06:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:06:00.000-04:00In Soviet Union, Florida hits you!In Soviet Union, Florida hits you!Posol'stvo the Medvedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573435137467134333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-69410764855899930102009-03-09T18:50:00.000-04:002009-03-09T18:50:00.000-04:00MG - Hillbilly feet don't smell because they are a...MG - Hillbilly feet don't smell because they are always in the fresh, Ozark air. Sometimes? They are in the lake too. <BR/><BR/>Has no one hit Florida yet? Oh wait. Never mind.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-56172260919065956902009-03-09T18:40:00.000-04:002009-03-09T18:40:00.000-04:00God: You would get even MORE maple syrup. Ummmmm...God: You would get even MORE maple syrup. Ummmmm...pancakes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-18489346190861159292009-03-09T18:37:00.001-04:002009-03-09T18:37:00.001-04:00Yeah, but if you fuck Vermont deep enough you get ...Yeah, but if you fuck Vermont deep enough you get maple syrup. Ummmmmmm...pancakes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-68259192118915235562009-03-09T18:37:00.000-04:002009-03-09T18:37:00.000-04:00I wonder what's going to happen when I fuck Canada...I wonder what's going to happen when I fuck Canada.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-52013725726693785982009-03-09T18:34:00.000-04:002009-03-09T18:34:00.000-04:00But if you fuck Oklahoma deep enough, eventually y...But if you fuck Oklahoma deep enough, eventually you'll hit oil.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-63342794727894916542009-03-09T18:11:00.000-04:002009-03-09T18:11:00.000-04:00Oklahoma and Arkansas, not to mention Alabama and ...Oklahoma and Arkansas, not to mention Alabama and Mississippi are fair game for disparaging stereotypes.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-90116295619709102009-03-09T17:44:00.000-04:002009-03-09T17:44:00.000-04:00Janiece: It's more fun when a reviewee fights. Ala...<EM>Janiece: It's more fun when a reviewee fights. Alas, you've taken it up the ass with not so much as an utterance of, "Slow down!" And, yeah, that hillbilly shit? Knock it off. There is nothing smart or attractive about being what smells like biggotry to me.</EM><BR/><BR/>mongoliangirl, I'm not sure if I should apologize for being too agreeable or say thank you. <BR/><BR/>I would like to reassure you that the "Hillbilly" title is truly not bigotry, and LB is correct that the right term should probably be "white trash." The "Hillbilly" label came up when my sister was telling me the initial story, and she called her neighbors "hillbillies." The "When Hillbillies Attack" title came directly from that, rather than any intent to offend or make generalized comments about families who originate from the Ozarks.<BR/><BR/>So if the term offended, then you have my apology.Janiecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190655869710465713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-39535825044078921912009-03-09T17:26:00.000-04:002009-03-09T17:26:00.000-04:00Rachie - I'm pretty sure that means you rawk at ke...Rachie - I'm pretty sure that means you rawk at keister stashing.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-8860786224627277282009-03-09T17:10:00.000-04:002009-03-09T17:10:00.000-04:00BB, I am actually barefoot and pregnant 99% of the...BB, I am actually barefoot and pregnant 99% of the time (75% on the barefoot part, but 100 on the preggo). Living the hillbilly dream. And I live in the Hill Country now, does that count for anything?Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497321835680652697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-53409851691263778342009-03-09T16:36:00.000-04:002009-03-09T16:36:00.000-04:00Seeing as how I ran around in my barefeet for most...Seeing as how I ran around in my barefeet for most of my childhood and I actually go to the Ozarks on many, many weekend... <BR/><BR/>Well just sigh.<BR/><BR/>This is me and my hillbilly feet sighing. <BR/><BR/>And drinking Kool-aid too.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-68424608776651988362009-03-09T15:34:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:34:00.000-04:00LB: You had a blue peen on your chest?Janiece: I...LB: You had a blue peen on your chest?<BR/>Janiece: It's more fun when a reviewee fights. Alas, you've taken it up the ass with not so much as an utterance of, "Slow down!" And, yeah, that hillbilly shit? Knock it off. There is nothing smart or attractive about being what smells like biggotry to me. I love it that the Love Bites pointed to the Highway Hags. They live just an hour or so away from us and are amazingly intelligent. And Hellbilly? That is a heart and mind that is simply unbeatable. I wish you could meet him in person. <BR/>God...I'm turning this into a husband lovefest. Oh well, I just love it when people meet my hubs and find out it might do them some good to listen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-88301405921296804952009-03-09T15:28:00.001-04:002009-03-09T15:28:00.001-04:00Maybe one day, when I'm a grown-up, an incoming li...Maybe one day, when I'm a grown-up, an incoming link from "Ask" won't make me soil myself. (Thanks for the shout out.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-25082915895813139372009-03-09T15:28:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:28:00.000-04:00LB, I had no rea desire to see Watchmen until now....LB, I had no rea desire to see Watchmen until now. I think I must see the magnificent blue peen.Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497321835680652697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-52317414379955991612009-03-09T15:20:00.001-04:002009-03-09T15:20:00.001-04:00(thanks for giving me the opportunity to get this ...(thanks for giving me the opportunity to get this off my chest)Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-49980650101769519672009-03-09T15:20:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:20:00.000-04:00I think the blue penis was fine. it's just that w...I think the blue penis was fine. it's just that we saw so much of it. There was hardly a scene to be seen where the blue penis wasn't standing at prominent attention or swinging gently. I mean, usually if you see peen in a movie, it's a, "omg, did I actually see penis?"<BR/><BR/>This movie, there was peen, peen, peen, peen, peen, in your face in almost every scene.<BR/><BR/>And, yes, the cavalier attitude towards peen was unsettling. I'm not used to seeing naked cock without it creating some sort of reaction in me. And frankly, I LIKE IT THAT WAY.<BR/><BR/>The day I get used to seeing peen day in and day out, with no subsequent rise in excitement is the day I'm headed to the fucking nursing home for good. Or, the pulse has left my body.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-10079126008943186332009-03-09T15:03:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:03:00.000-04:00Not to mention the fact that blue balls like that ...Not to mention the fact that blue balls like that can be incredibly painful.Posol'stvo the Medvedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573435137467134333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-33140804716598052262009-03-09T15:02:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:02:00.000-04:00LB: Doc's dick was a slight distraction, was it n...LB: Doc's dick was a slight distraction, was it not? Because it was pretty, but so...blue. Just up there, like, "Yes. These are my man-bits. They have nearly the same molecular structure both flaccid and erect, however with some fun little additions. Sometimes there are seven of me, and hence, seven blue penises. You got a problem? Because I am perfectly comfortable with this."Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.com