tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post555377317576397208..comments2024-03-27T05:41:49.609-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: You can never have enough hats, gloves, and shoesLove Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-53372962310819477342008-07-30T07:57:00.000-04:002008-07-30T07:57:00.000-04:00As I am from Cole Younger's hometown, and thus, in...As I am from Cole Younger's hometown, and thus, infinitely qualified to speak, Cole Younger could only be FLATTERED by being compared to Calamity.<BR/><BR/>Also, I have that same fantasy about Clinton and Stacy, and I'm NO fashion princess. But I LOVE them.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-84917587882752998022008-07-29T17:10:00.000-04:002008-07-29T17:10:00.000-04:00Wouldn't that make you David Carradine?Wouldn't that make you David Carradine?Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-49532830914210799312008-07-29T16:31:00.000-04:002008-07-29T16:31:00.000-04:00I think Cole Younger would be insulted.I think Cole Younger would be insulted.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-87157641002025532122008-07-29T16:18:00.000-04:002008-07-29T16:18:00.000-04:00Is Calamity a cowboy villain?Is Calamity a cowboy villain?Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-59438555095986634932008-07-29T16:00:00.000-04:002008-07-29T16:00:00.000-04:00I think it's because I was forced (forced!) to loo...I think it's because I was forced (forced!) to look deeper than just your three column head-exploder of a design. <BR/><BR/>Once I gathered my grey matter back into my skull and ignored everything to the right of your blog body, all was well. Ish. I still can't do long division, though the doctors say that might be because I've <I>never</I> been able to do long division.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-1918020072444273632008-07-29T15:54:00.000-04:002008-07-29T15:54:00.000-04:00Um. I'm beginning to feel like Marisa fucking Tome...Um. I'm beginning to feel like Marisa fucking Tomei over here. Is Calamity my 'Jack Palance'?Mama Needs a Cosmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01685203137117407468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-40094718899441590022008-07-29T15:43:00.000-04:002008-07-29T15:43:00.000-04:00I wanted to be able to read the blog, but my head ...I wanted to be able to read the blog, but my head exploded when the page loaded. Man, she's got a lot of stuff on the page. I love that sledge hammer photo that heads her post about her upcoming review.Queen Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16284443760559030025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-2737120879243363602008-07-29T14:15:00.000-04:002008-07-29T14:15:00.000-04:00God bless porn and Tim Curry.Calamity: You're righ...God bless porn and Tim Curry.<BR/><BR/>Calamity: You're right. It was Alex Sanders. I've got this thing for long-haired guys that will never EVER go away. He's damn sexy in person. The Hedgehog is a lot shorter than I expected him to be. And Leena -- she's a tiny thing.<BR/><BR/>I'll have to make a call to my blog guru to fix the three-column layout. I had her design it that way. Pruning my categories is gonna take some time. It's pretty fucking weedy in there.<BR/><BR/>Thanks again for the merciful review. I know I'm lucky.Mama Needs a Cosmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01685203137117407468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-83922669339356615912008-07-29T13:32:00.000-04:002008-07-29T13:32:00.000-04:00Nothing like Porn N' Forties night, playing Edward...Nothing like Porn N' Forties night, playing Edward Fortyhands and watching <I>Edward Penishands</I>. <BR/><BR/>God bless Thursdays.Rassleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370070146085209687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-81433439738163538872008-07-29T12:54:00.000-04:002008-07-29T12:54:00.000-04:00Yeah, the three columns almost bumped it down to t...Yeah, the three columns almost bumped it down to two stars, but the Rocky Horror post won me over.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-53803188331420058642008-07-29T12:23:00.000-04:002008-07-29T12:23:00.000-04:00I once saw porn where three girls with tits bigger...I once saw porn where three girls with tits bigger than their heads decided that they were going to clone their professor 3 times so that they could each have one. Then they had sex in the lab, which I found just unsanitary. <BR/><BR/>I love me some What Not to Wear! The blog was alright. Some funny. HATE the 3 columns. It makes it all cramped.Captain Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11922101498348137121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-52967325039046278032008-07-29T11:44:00.000-04:002008-07-29T11:44:00.000-04:00I could have given you the finger for your three c...I could have given you the finger for your three columns, but I was feeling kindly. It happens when people mention porn. <BR/><BR/>Ooooh, Mike Horner. A legend, indeed. And the hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. I bet it was Alex Sanders. Blond guy? Big nose?Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-55758187942269798232008-07-29T11:42:00.000-04:002008-07-29T11:42:00.000-04:00I will admit to fantasizing about trading barbs wi...I will admit to fantasizing about trading barbs with Stacy & Clinton whilst reflected in that octagonal-mirror, swearing enough to make every take absolutely unusable, talking in such an incomprehensible, nonstop cadence so as to make the skunk-streak of London's hair fan-out into mop of gray, irritated splendor.<BR/><BR/>I'd let Clinton buy me some boots, though. S'trewth.Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-12720774826441179462008-07-29T11:33:00.000-04:002008-07-29T11:33:00.000-04:00OMG! Are you serious?! Three stars! I was expectin...OMG! Are you serious?! Three stars! I was expecting a middle finger!<BR/><BR/>To lure you back again and prove I can clean things up a bit, here's the list of porn stars I met:<BR/><BR/>1) Mike Horner<BR/>2) Ron Jeremy<BR/>3) Leena<BR/>4) Alex "Something" (He's the guy with long curly hair)<BR/><BR/>Long story short, I saw them while with my boss. After I was able to get away from her, I approached Mike Horner and said, "Uh, Hi. I'm Kathleen. And I had my very first orgasm while watching one of your movies with my boyfriend."<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure if that makes me gutsy or just pathetic.Mama Needs a Cosmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01685203137117407468noreply@blogger.com