tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post5969270174945313263..comments2024-03-29T03:27:19.190-04:00Comments on Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Happy Scrappy Hero PupLove Biteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-68367889740988138692008-04-24T10:04:00.000-04:002008-04-24T10:04:00.000-04:00That's embarrassing: I knew that I knew that phras...That's embarrassing: I knew that I knew that phrase from somewhere, but I couldn't place it.<BR/><BR/>You'd understand my level of shame if you knew how many fucking times I've watched that movie, too.Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-75485843714031767582008-04-24T10:01:00.000-04:002008-04-24T10:01:00.000-04:00I'm more of a chasing amy girl.I'm more of a chasing amy girl.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-90160498500365987012008-04-24T10:00:00.000-04:002008-04-24T10:00:00.000-04:00It seems I live in a world of self-delusion becaus...It seems I live in a world of self-delusion because I was just SURE that my title would incite a Clerks lovefest. <BR/><BR/>Alas. <BR/><BR/>Also? Snootchie bootchies!Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-85392423677951540032008-04-24T09:22:00.000-04:002008-04-24T09:22:00.000-04:00Well, I refrained from CYBER meat-spanking...Ew.Well, I refrained from CYBER meat-spanking...<BR/><BR/>Ew.Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-19311623555689967872008-04-24T09:20:00.001-04:002008-04-24T09:20:00.001-04:00And, what? No Clerks quotes for me?And, what? No Clerks quotes for me?Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-24126744849230173892008-04-24T09:20:00.000-04:002008-04-24T09:20:00.000-04:00Jubblies, at least you refrained from more meat sp...Jubblies, at least you refrained from more meat spanking.Calamityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366654196535968445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-26156848003716838172008-04-24T02:01:00.000-04:002008-04-24T02:01:00.000-04:00Despite the book-list handicap, Calamity’s so pro ...Despite the book-list handicap, Calamity’s so pro at this she makes me want to play developmental-league basketball.<BR/><BR/>And if you think THAT joke’s nonsensical, you should’ve seen what I erased...Nutjobberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745385677391142219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-60838635065360357882008-04-23T15:52:00.000-04:002008-04-23T15:52:00.000-04:00That's why I have interns.That's why I have interns.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-38198438560860872782008-04-23T15:39:00.000-04:002008-04-23T15:39:00.000-04:00You so WISH you could find people to gaze at your ...You so WISH you could find people to gaze at your meat.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-13864321643370200132008-04-23T15:04:00.000-04:002008-04-23T15:04:00.000-04:00And so begins the meatgazing.And so begins the meatgazing.Reverend Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617171719225432871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-65103299185167368392008-04-23T11:50:00.000-04:002008-04-23T11:50:00.000-04:00I'm probably beating this double entendre too hard...I'm probably beating this double entendre too hard, but damn I love me some meat. So yeah, more meat would be awesome! <BR/><BR/>(Yes, boyfriend has been traveling for 4 days now and won't be home for 11. Can you tell?)Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-66435154926730431782008-04-23T11:45:00.000-04:002008-04-23T11:45:00.000-04:00Calamity-- thanks for the awesome review! And if w...Calamity-- thanks for the awesome review! And if we're ever in the same area, we should definitely have drinks and swap porn store stories.<BR/><BR/>Love Bites-- I've read Allie's True Porn Clerk Stories and she is the hands-down queen of porn stories... love her. Oh, and I'll work adding more meat :)Well Hell Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473212793383528406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-44654718458851674872008-04-23T11:43:00.001-04:002008-04-23T11:43:00.001-04:00I think she intentionally leaves her heart at the ...I think she intentionally leaves her heart at the door when she walks into her blog. I don't think it's an oversight, and I don't think we're telling her anything she doesn't know.<BR/><BR/>My guess is she just isn't/wasn't ready to step outside of that box she's comfy in. As a sassy, ex-porn clerk, she can toss around uncomfortable words and situations like a carnival juggler.<BR/><BR/>But we start talking about soul, and we're talking about *her* taboo. She hasn't exposed Michelle at all - just Michelle's cover story, her first layer, her thick skin she shows to everyone.<BR/><BR/>So Michelle,<BR/><BR/>If you submitted for review to figure out how to spice up that chirpy, sassy little girl in you that's splatted all over your blog, well, you pretty much can't. You're gorgeous, you're cute, it works, this blog of daily play-by-plays with witty commentary.<BR/><BR/>But if you submitted to see if we can see through you, well, mon cheri, we can. And bless you if you're ready to take those awkward and painful first steps.<BR/><BR/>~ DrizAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-39273144768588409252008-04-23T11:43:00.000-04:002008-04-23T11:43:00.000-04:00Michelle is meanMichelle is meanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-8506406065390229952008-04-23T11:14:00.000-04:002008-04-23T11:14:00.000-04:00By the way, this blog reminds me of True Porn Cler...By the way, this blog reminds me of <A HREF="http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthread.php?t=4475" REL="nofollow">True Porn Clerk Stories</A>. Frankly, True Pork Clerk Stories is better, but she stopped writing a few years ago. True Porn Clerk Stories is actually how I got hooked on blogging, along with <A HREF="http://www.actsofgord.com/" REL="nofollow">Acts of Gord</A>. God, those were the good old days of blogging. Now, every two-bit hack has a blog.<BR/><BR/>This blog would be significantly improved by reading True Porn Clerk Stories and noticing how each entry is actually a complete STORY. With details so real you can literally smell the cummy unwashed porn store masses.<BR/><BR/>Michelle: Love you, love your blog. Give us, so to speak, more MEAT. A girl can never have too much meat.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28050624.post-44853978642354177572008-04-23T11:10:00.000-04:002008-04-23T11:10:00.000-04:00I fucking love, unconditionally, any girl who writ...I fucking love, unconditionally, any girl who writes this, in regards to fisting:<BR/><BR/><I> I have no interest in having an entire hand within punching distance of my uterus.</I><BR/><BR/>I wish her posts were meatier. I.e., less often but more substance. And you know how often I write that (not much).<BR/><BR/>I like her.Love Biteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09560398644345169431noreply@blogger.com