Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Another Satisfied Customer

The Sheeple have indeed spoken. Next time try reading the fucking posts and thinking for yourself. Instead of ripping on the sidebar, is it too much to ask for a reviewer to actually read the articles linked there? You're the one who sucks for not even being honest enough to admit you made such a harsh conclusion based on a small random sampling of posts. In my opinion, your review failed to make the case why my book reviews, movie reviews, concert reviews, work anecdotes, etc., are synthesizing or regurgitating when they're on my blog, but on your own individual blogs similar musings are praised to the high heavens by the mutual admiration society of your sad little coterie.

Anyway, I'll be carry on just fine, changing absolutely nothing based on your ridiculous assumptions about my soul, or lack thereof. How fucking dare you? Save the psychobabble for someone more likely to listen to your ravings.

Love, The Warden


Looks like we have another butt-hurt Barbie on our hands.

55 comments:

  1. Boo fuckin hoo.

    I got the same speech from the last girl I broke up with.

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  2. I was Butt-Hurt Barbie last year for Halloween.

    And in case you're wondering, that particular Barbie comes after Rufie in the Drink Barbie, Found in the Dumpster Barbie and Stumble Home Wondering Where Your Wallet and Jewelry Is Barbie.

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  3. Jeez, another one who asks and can't receive. Yet again I'm left wondering why they submit when they disdain our "coterie" so very, very much.

    How dare you? Well, pretty easily, really.

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  4. Exactly how many posts should we read in order to find the diamonds in the dunghill, exactly?

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  5. I mean, seriously. Can someone put a number on it for me? If I read, say, 40 posts, and I can't find any shards of brilliance, can I conclude you're fucked?

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  6. Vivian VonDoom7/14/2009 3:57 PM

    That is exactly what I would like to know.

    How many do we have to read? 10? 20? 150?

    Because if I read 20 pieces of shit in a row, chance are, I'm not going any further. Am I supposed to find that one ray of hope and praise it?

    Fucking babies.

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  7. I love it when they get like this, it makes me all tingly in my shame place.

    And yes, most of our reviews are broad strokes, impressions based on reading a sampling. If someones been blogging since 2004, seriously, are we expected to read the entire blog? I'm sure there are a few good posts in nearly everyone's blog, a handful doesn't get you an IFLY folks.

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  8. People get so bent when we don't rightfully regognize and exalt their brillance.

    Everyone thinks they're a ten right?

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  9. Maybe we should introduce the Warden to Special Warrant Officer Jim Wright.

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  10. It was supposed to be Chief Warrant Officer but I think "Special" is more fitting.

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  11. I have yet to see "psychobabble" used so fluently and no doubt in an attempt to mesmerize the masses, on one page as I have on his. It's about as engaging as those that go around constantly pretending to quote something. You know the two finger signage, it is beyond annoying.

    Love your site but I am deathly afraid of submitting my thrown together attempt at running a website. Trainwrecks tore me a new asshole on one of other sites and it caused a shit storm

    We do try though but I am quite certain we'd piss off a preacher, give a grammar teacher an aneurysm and ruin somebody's wet dream.

    Non the less, I enjoy watching you guys tell it like it is...

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  12. So... I take it he wasn't happy with the review?

    Interesting question, though, how many posts do you read before you review? Some blogs are LONG.

    Never mind... I see it's 20-40 from some of the comments.

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  13. Apparently he doesn't like me, RH. shockers.

    Also, I'm so stealing this:

    it makes me all tingly in my shame place.

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  14. I think Chief Warrant Officer Jim Wright and The Warden would breed ugly politically oriented children with way too much body hair.

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  15. LB and Calm have great coteries.

    Motorboat bitches!

    Jazzhands

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  16. I swear that the comments are as awesome as your blog. Rock the fuck on.

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  17. Good god.

    Warden, grow a fuckin' pair of balls and man up.

    Apparently you don't take constructive criticism that well.
    Instead of lashing out on LB for not agreeing that your blog is the bomb, just accept the fact it really is NOT.

    Opinions are like assholes, dude. Everybody's got one.

    So suck it.

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  18. Suck it geeks, I think you meant to say.

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  19. Oh Warden. Quit bein' such a pussy. Seriously, you submitted your blog to a site with the url I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOU APART. Whaja fuckin' expect? A blow job and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich?

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  20. Chris - Yeah, pretty much. :]

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  21. Is it just me? Or does that whole "I dare you" thing sound like some kind of bitter old hermit lady who yells at anyone who dares to look at her when she goes on her bi-monthly grocery trip?
    I mean, what the hell do you expect when you smell like a dead animal and are talking to the frozen vegetables.

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  22. I kinda thought that The Warden was going to whip out his granny umbrella and beat me.

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  23. Also, I have been negligent in giving Boomstah her due props. That barbie comment was fucking hilarious.

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  24. And when his wife doesn't cum, it's her fault. The ungrateful bitch.

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  25. Just for the record, if a blog is less than a year old I try to read it all. Yes, that's right. All of it. But if there's just too much there, I at least try to read a few posts from each month. And if it's just too much of a steaming pile for me to get through, I stop at 20 posts or so.

    And Love Bites' coteries far outstrip my own.

    I said "strip."

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  26. Woo hoo! Jackpot! That's WAY more entertaining than, "So sorry. I'll change my template."

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  27. Well, at least his rebuttal was done in only three different fonts and two different colors. Maybe there is hope.

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  28. If he gets real mad I bet it will be written in glitter.

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  29. Who's Tiffany? Y'all should read his rebuttal, he copied and pasted all the comments. Heh. With graphics.

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  30. It's too bad we didn't stoop to calling him ugly and fat.

    I don't get the extreme outrage of this dude. He asked for it, didn't he? And for someone who doesn't care what we think, he spends an awful lot of time being angry about it.

    And for the record, cry baby, I posted a review last week that no one agreed with. How's that for sheeple?

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  31. Also, why a black dildo, hmm?

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  32. Are there dildos that aren't black?

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  33. Don't be silly, there are purple, pink, white, rainbow, flesh, blue, and, strangely, orange dildos. Black is not the only cock. It's just, apparently, the one most feared and/or coveted by defensive and affronted reviewees.

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  34. What fucking kills me is the fact that you told him what was good, and his early stuff really was good.

    Seriously. I just really, really hate detached news anger.

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  35. But he's a writer, man! A published writer, even! You're supposed to love him and kiss his ass!

    /nevermind that his publishing resume reads like a movie screen play where the news reporter works for a "fictious" newspaper like The Mall Street Journal or The New York Daily Tattler. Pfft.

    He can eat a bag of dicks.

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  36. I think it's hilarious that the comments on his review of our review, all came from Ask peeps or others telling him to man up. Even the worst bloggers usually have a slew of defenders that come out to assuage their egos and tell them were wrong. All I hed in that department was crickets.

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  37. Uh, I think he is comparing his genius to the Sex Pistols, Van Gogh and other artistic mavens. Wow, ego much?

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  38. LB, he even put a thank you to us up in his sidebar. Ohhh, you got under somebody's skin.

    A guy this angry needs a little pity fuck, someone throw him a bone for Christsakes.

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  39. As low as my standards are, I wouldn't fuck a man that is this insecure with someone else's black dildo.

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  40. So, we shouldn't react this way (ie like a douche bag)?

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  41. I think you should react in whatever way you feel necessary. But, if you act like a douche, we're going to laugh at you.

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  42. "A guy this angry needs a little pity fuck"

    Show of hands?

    Okay, how about a wrinkled-up old lesbian pity fuck?

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  43. Oh The Warden has left some love on my blog:


    When i said I rest my case, I was referring to the fact that your blog sucks but you could write that you changed your tampax today, and spaced out shut-ins like Blue and the rest would voice their vapid approval in the most poetic, creepy Hallmark card sentiments.

    Your instincts were right: do the world a favor and stop writing about your mind-numbingly boring existence. Who would care except your little tea club of yes men and women. Break the fucking Xanax in half, sometimes it helps.

    How you like me now, boy=eeeeeeeee!! Ban me if you like, but now I'm amused by your dopey circle of phonies. What's a matter, can't take a little constructive criticism? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA=WHAAAA...

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  44. BB-You are one of the least grating bloggers I know, you generally say very nice things and yet, you catch more troll shit than anyone. It's probably because your boobs are awesome, trolls see your pic and will say anything(even mean stuff) to get you to engage them.

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  45. I've got a troll target painted on my big dumb head.

    Uh, I think it's because I don't take myself too seriously. At least I hope so.

    I have the nerve to laugh at myself and them.

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  46. He left a little treat pack of joy at MG's too.

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  47. He can post a few pics from a cult classic horror movie(Freaks)and some angry youtube and this apparently makes him avant garde. Meh.

    I know, I know, we're "sheeple" and sycophants, so why did he get in line for our opinion?

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  48. Just for the record, The Warden retracted his comment when he realized I had written about my deceased son.

    He's not at all heartless.

    Just angry.

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  49. Yeah Betsey, wasn't another of your trolly comments on a post about your son? I can't think of many things that would make me feel more assholish than to discover I made a pissy comment when someone was relating trying to deal with the loss of a child.

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  50. "Who's Tiffany? Y'all should read his rebuttal, he copied and pasted all the comments. Heh. With graphics."


    I'm Tiffany. . .

    That rebuttal of his was clever. The graphics were irrelevant, but oh well. That entire blog is schlub.

    He should've posted my 'grow some balls' comment.

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  51. Man, no one ever fucks with me. So mad.

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