Wednesday, September 30, 2009

In lieu of a review...a game

Current movies, re-imagined as zombie porn.

33 comments:

  1. Brokedick Mountain
    Dead Sonja
    Night at the Mausoleum
    Fast & Fully Dead
    D.O.A. Joe

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  2. DIE HARD APPLIES TO EVERYTHING

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  3. Planes, Trains and Autopsy Fails

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  4. Where the Wild Zombies Are
    Debbie Does Zombies
    Behind the Green Zombie
    The Zombie Always Rings Twice

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  5. Eternal Sunshine of the Tasty Brain

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  6. OMG DIE HARD 2 APPLIES TO EVERYTHING

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  7. Butch Cassidy Eats the Sunshine Kid

    Brainspotting

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  8. The Curious Case of Benjamin's Brains

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  9. Brains, Brains and Automobiles

    The Life of Brain

    Snakes on a Brain

    Brainspotting

    Meat me in St. Louis

    My Blue Lips

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  10. To illustrate Zombie PORN:

    Cloudy With a Chance of Pete's Balls

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  11. Night at the Mausoleum: Banging in the Smithsonian

    Zombie Potter and the Half-Dead Penis

    One-Eye Joe: The Rise of No-Bra (from the DEAD)

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  12. Julie Ate Julia
    My Dinner of Andre

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  13. He's Just Not That Into Eating You

    I Love You, Man; And I'm Hungry

    Monsters Serve Us Aliens

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  14. Harry Potter and the Half Dead Prince (gay zombie porn, gotta love it)

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  15. I still think Die Hard is the best.

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  16. Crimes of Passion: She Woke Up Decomposing

    (shut up; it's a Lifetime fave)

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  17. Eat, BRAINS, Love.

    Not technically a film yet, but on its way.

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  18. Die Hard had my daughter and I laughing our asses off in the car this morning.

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  19. The Quick and the Dead

    (obviously, I cannot create names, and I can just think of pre-existing titles that could be zombieporny)

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  20. Death Becums Her

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  21. Deadfather

    Zombies on a plane

    Eat brains or die hard (hey Rass)

    Monty python and the holy entrail

    G.I Zombie

    close encounters of the dead kind

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Grow a pair.