When Love Bites asked me to review The Real Suburban Housewives I said yes, but inside my head a voice was screaming no more housewives.
Thank gawd I don't listen to the voices inside my head.
The Real Suburban Housewives are real. From sandpaper pedicures, to kissing sweaty strangers for a discount in Cabo, these ladies are the neighbors you wish you had.
The housewive are awesome, and they're smart too. The blog is nice enough looking, posts are readable and every so often they give you some video too. How can you not love women who train their dogs?
To be fair, I'm not crazy about the music selection. There you go, The Real Suburban Housewives don't choose good music for their dogs to jack off to, they are imperfect. But not really.
The Housewives are an interesting bunch, but at the same time they're just like you and me. They aren't clear on why you pierce an infant's ears and they include recipes that make mornings easier.
If the internet wasn't made for the Real Suburban Housewives I just don't know what it's for.
I have one complaint/suggetion: when I click on each of the housewive's about me pages I'd love to then be sent directly to their posts.
When push comes to shove, I'm just delighted to waste an afternoon poking around the site, and if the navigation never works, I still fucking love you.
Ok, I haven't actually read any of the posts yet, but the dog pleasuring himself is awesome. If someone had been crazy good at editing, they could have spliced images of a girl dog dressed up all tartish, like that's what that dog was watching, that would have been good too.
ReplyDeleteCool moms? It's just so hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteAhem?
ReplyDeleteThat dog was somehow too familiar.
ReplyDeleteMy cat tries to give head to a blanket on my coach. It's totally raunch.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you still want a dog, rassles? Or do you especially want one now?
ReplyDeleteI do believe I need to fix the dimensions on that video.
ReplyDeleteMuch better.
ReplyDeleteThat dog is HOTT.
ReplyDeleteDear LB, I apologize. I totally did not mean it. Payback for hatin' on the twenty-somethings.
ReplyDeleteAnd Blues - um, of course I still want a dog. I just don't want a masturbating bulldog. I mean, I DIDN'T want a masturbating bulldog until JUST NOW.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to quote one of the bible's lesser well known passages in response to this if I may; 'Recipes? you've got to be fucking kidding me'
ReplyDeleteBest part about it was the ad for desperate singles on the sidebar.
Honestly, I don't think they're that bad, but I feel like with a title like that they're out to disprove the common perception of Suburbia, but all they're doing is defining it. I'm a little disappointed.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is I do NOT want to sit on that couch. Also, I wonder what he was watching on tv? Maybe Lassie?
ReplyDeleteFatal Attractions: Big Cats.
ReplyDeleteAnimal Planet is amazing.
DOG, the Bounty Hunter?
ReplyDeleteSo, yea... I think I'm just not the target audience.
ReplyDeletePITS - I'm with you. This read like a transcript of Girls Night Out. Nothing wrong with that, per se, but very much not what I want to read. I mean, hey, the latest post is a slam on remotes. As in "why does a man need so many remotes?"
ReplyDeleteI bet this is wicked funny to all the women in the world who deal with men who have multiple remote controlled devices, but to me it sounded ... used.
"...they're just like you and me..."
ReplyDeleteNot even close. Did you read their "About" pages? Gak--they give women everywhere a bad name.
'The blog is nice enough looking, posts are readable and every so often they give you some video too.'
ReplyDeleteThis gets an IFLY.
Without even reading the blog this review is nonsense.
I honestly haven't even checked it out.
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ReplyDeleteDon't believe that 'God loves a trier' shit Thanatos....
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