Monday, August 30, 2010

The Chewbacca Defense Uber Itinerary

As much fun as it is creating a world of animosity and disgust (fucking haters) we gots to keep it real, yo.

I mean, to use the classic defense created by a pair of writers much cleverer than I:

I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it: that does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself: what does this have to do with fighting over a blog review? Nothing. I am not making any sense, none of this makes sense. So when you go back to your safe little blog and bitch and moan because the Big Bad Review Site that means nothing to you got you all hot and bothered because everyone who reads it is a stupid comment-deleter* and a superdupermeaniehead, think about Chewbacca, because this does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must shut the hell up and take the punch like a fucking champ. The defense rests.

Up this week:

Live on Impulse

Coming Out of the Trees

My Life and Thoughts

Jidhu's Reflection

* I still think they just deleted their own fucking comments. FYI to all readers: If I get an email about an argumentative comment that doesn't show up on a post, I will just re-post it myself. I will not have this site censored from opinion, unless that opinion is anonymous Korean spam about penis enhancers and chatting with real horny ladies in your area.


  1. Dammit, the dreaded Chewbacca defense! So who deleted comments and when? And I want to chat with horny ladies in my area thank you very much.

  2. I still think the whole thing was funny. Shiner, I love that you could merely suggest something in a bored aside and then sure as shit, they come on over. You're like a blog beetch's svengali.

    You are magical, like unicorns.

  3. Fuck. I better get onto that review then hadn't I? Less than subtle gee up....I do like your style Shiner.

  4. I believe I am the magical unicorn here, FF. Get your head out of your ass. LYLAS!

  5. Damn, I hate myself just a little right now.

  6. It doesn't make sense?

    because posting MORE on the topic DOES make sense...
    6 days AFTER the original post and 2 days AFTER everyone finally stopped bitching about it

    *eye roll*

    And to think for a moment, I almost thought the authors of this site were actually better than the drama-mongering commenters that got this shit stirred up!

  7. Ummm, this was a joke.

    Man, does no one else think that whole thing last week was hysterical?

  8. Most importantly: MORE REVIEWS. Yay.

  9. I think it was amusing. But that is because this is internetland. In real life I would cry like a girl at the first sign of confrontation.

  10. Did you see our review?

    I peed myself laughing. And that is not hyperbole, I actually peed myself.

  11. Oh, I liked that. Thoughtful, forthright. I love that kind of honesty. Parts I think missed the point, but well played.

    But hey - I ain't no thesaurus snob. Usually. Sometimes I have to look up synonyms for "ridiculous" because it's like my favorite word ever. I use it so much it's ridiculous.

  12. I thought it was a good review. Classy. Got the point across with no swearing or name calling.

  13. i dont know what's going on. (i have an idea but i dont want to jump into conclusions)

    but johny raptor's first comment on this post was hilarious :)

  14. hmm with that comment. i agree, this does not make sense .. lol :)

  15. I cannot count the times I have woken in the night thinking 'gosh, I wish I appealed to a broader demographic'. Alas, it is my cross-eyed bear. Next post - sassy shoes! Onwards!

  16. Okay, I'll start some shit.

    I think this is called the smoky eye:

    But to me, at the ripe age of 44, and in a more naturalistic phase of my life, it looks like another raccoon started blogging.

  17. I almost shed a tear when I read that review. Nobody has ever said such nice things about me.


Grow a pair.