Monday, August 30, 2010
As much fun as it is creating a world of animosity and disgust (fucking haters) we gots to keep it real, yo.
I mean, to use the classic defense created by a pair of writers much cleverer than I:
I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it: that does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself: what does this have to do with fighting over a blog review? Nothing. I am not making any sense, none of this makes sense. So when you go back to your safe little blog and bitch and moan because the Big Bad Review Site that means nothing to you got you all hot and bothered because everyone who reads it is a stupid comment-deleter* and a superdupermeaniehead, think about Chewbacca, because this does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must shut the hell up and take the punch like a fucking champ. The defense rests.
Up this week:
Live on Impulse
Coming Out of the Trees
My Life and Thoughts
* I still think they just deleted their own fucking comments. FYI to all readers: If I get an email about an argumentative comment that doesn't show up on a post, I will just re-post it myself. I will not have this site censored from opinion, unless that opinion is anonymous Korean spam about penis enhancers and chatting with real horny ladies in your area.