Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I've never been so horny!

Every now and again, a blog comes along that just completely blows my fucking mind. Ladies and gentlemen you are in for a treat today. Seriously, you need to check Bubble Gum Meltdown. Go on, click it pussy. Everyone else is doing it.

Bam! Ain’t that fucked up!?! It’s all in Jap code. Lucky for you all I can decipher Jap code, so it was easy for me to get the message. The rest of you are just gonna have to take my word for it.

Here’s one of my favorite excerpts:

アニエス・ベー フランス語発音:アニェース・ベ)は、ファッションブランドの一つ。婦人服・紳士服・子供服・雑貨・化粧品・香水と幅広い展開をしている。流行にとらわれないシンプルで機能的なデザインが特徴。創始は、1975年。本店はフランスのパリにある。B(ベー)は、創設者アニエス・トゥルーヴレが、最初の夫ボルコワの頭文字から取ったものである。



How beautiful is that? And here I was expecting filthy sex talk, adult toy product reviews, and pictures of vaginas. Instead I get wonderful poetry about some guy named Ching Chong Charlie and his long days of working in the rice patties. Brought a tear to my eye I tell ya. And I only cry when I’m going through withdrawals, so you know this is special.

As for the template, it’s your standard blogger template, but that’s not the important part, because really, what kind of worthless fuckhole really gives a crap about the template? When writing is as beautiful and passionate as this, you can scribble it on dog shit and it would still be awesome.

You get Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting for being the bestest blog ever!

I need to quit smoking PCP.

7 comments:

  1. Agreed, that is the most BOMB ASS blog ever.

    Thank you for reviewing it, and thanks to whatever fuckhole submitted it for me.

    and thank you to charlie, who writes the most beautiful shit since Gone with the wind.

    *smile*

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  2. Wow.

    Those question marks in rapid fire succession (that is so spelled wrong huh? fuct if I care, I'm a half hour late!) just make my loins tingle like NO fucking other.

    NO

    FUCKING

    OTHER.

    okay now I'm 34 minutes late, but I had to comment :)

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  3. I loved reading this blog when it wasn't in fucking japanese.

    If you can interpret it Malted, can you tell me if it says anything about vibrators in there?

    I would be interested in knowing whether I should hook myself up with babblefish just to keep in touch with the latest and greatest of electro-pleasure.

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  4. Best. Blog. Ever.

    I just *knew* installing the Japanese language pack would come in handy one day.

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  5. Damn, you guys aren't getting the full effect of the question marks if you go and install those fucking language packs!

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  6. I agree. Personally, I find that the integration of familiar script with Japanese characters is incredibly erotic.

    I think Bubblegum has hit new heights.

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Grow a pair.