First of all, why the fuck am I reviewing this thing again? Didn't someone already review it? Fuck. And you know I hate reading a lot. And typing a lot. And reviewing blogs. And black people..................So anyway, I got to check out this place. Seems all this chick does is bitch, bitch, bitch. You know how people say that the Jews run Hollywood? Well they also blog. And type...........a lot.
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't fucking read this. Why? Too many words and not enough hard core porn. What I did get from this blog is that this broad has a lot of issues with men. And that means she's a closet lesbian. Also she's Jewish. I figured that part out from when I read that she was Jewish. Another thing I noticed that on some of her posts HOLY FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THE GAZUNGAS ON THAT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck I just lost my concentration. What I was trying to say was..........uhhhh.........yeah. Tits. Funbags. Boobs.
Guys have you seens the cans on this bitch?
So you get this
because I want to marry you now. It's okay, I can look past the whole depressed Jew lesbo thing. Call me.
Listen Balls. I love babies.
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Everyone knows I'm not a tuna digger!
ReplyDeleteHe is awesome.
ReplyDeleteHe's also well hung.
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I love this blog. I love that the template changes constantly. I love the purple with red in the sidebar. I couldn't love it more. 10000 gold stars.
ReplyDeleteS'up
ReplyDeleteYo Yo Kristen. Welcome to our smut hut on the net.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I like the boobies. Sue me.
ReplyDeleteShe's also a damn fine writer. I like that too.