Tuesday, August 29, 2006

You're the next contestant on the price is right!

I'm supposed to be doing a review, but fuck it. I think it's time we give the power to you-our lone insanely loved reader(s).

Lucky me! The powers that be agree and I can completely skip an hours removal from my Xbox360 and simply post my brilliant mother fucking idea. If you scroll down a bit in the sidebar, you'll notice a new category entitled "So...You want To Play Reviewer for a Day," because, holy hot damn jesus mother fucking christ! YOU CAN!

Every Thursday, rather than posting some half naked picture of one of us--the mighty reviewers--we are going to hand the metaphorical pen on over to you. You'll get a blog, you'll review it. See how simple it is? We are so fun!

Not that fun, though. Naturally there are rules.

  1. You must remain anonymous. Not in the sense that no one can know it's you doing the review, but you can't have your own picture plastered right there on the blog. Why? No real clue, but we have to stay fairly anonymous so it just adds to continuity. Besides, if you highly upset or offend someone, you really don't want them terrorizing you, right? Thus, you must have an icon to represent yourself. It can be whatever you want, we don't censor it or tweak it (that much).
  2. You have to talk about the blog your revieweing. You can do what you want, but you at least have to give it a link, a title, and a paragraph of praise or total berating.
  3. Posting will be done via word attachment. It's far to shady to go handing out our username and password to everyone. You'll e-mail your review to us, we'll put all the pics where they should be. We also promise not to touch what you've said. We won't even fix spelling mistakes or grammar errors. Promise!
And that about covers the rules.

Guest Reviews start next Thursday, so get in line!

Now, back to Xbox!


  1. A guest reviwershipe! If only I knew how to make a decent blog, I might deem myself worthy of such a lofty and esteemed position.

    But since my last post has sparked a virtual shitstorm of controversy, I shall have to pass...

  2. I know I'm a bit slow but christ was that nipple shot actually a reviewer?

    Impressive, most impressive.

  3. Oh god!

    Pick me! Pick me!


    this is an offer almos to good to pass up.

  4. i could have way too much fun with this. way too much fun...but, my conscious is getting the best of me this week.

    fuckin' jewish guilt!

  5. That Xbox is rotting your fucking brain GNVP!

    Uch! THe mispellings are making my wee little eyes burn!

  6. I must say I'm going to miss the nekkid pics.

  7. There will probably still be naked pics, just not as frequently.

    It's hard to keep the semblance of anonymity when you're posting body parts, but it is kind of fun!

  8. As long as they are as classy and sophisticated as that, er, cold one then I'll be happy.

    Though of course my regular returns will be for the well written prose rather than the gratuitous tit shots.

  9. I want to hold private auditions for the guest bloggers. Females, line up on the left, males on the right. We'll start with the left, first, of course. You all divide them up any way you want.

  10. A private audition for Fireballs? Count me in!

    No, seriously. I'm game.

  11. Fireballs?

    is that what they call chlamydia these days?

  12. Does this mean I get to make all the boys turn their heads and cough for me?

    *busts out the rubber gloves*

    Who's next?

  13. As long as your hands are warm, I'm game.

  14. Buttah, I thought you and I had something special. Now I'm gonna have to spank you.

    So, seriously, some of our regs can't review any more? I hearted our little tribe.

  15. Ahem, I hate to interrupt the lovefest, but we're seriously due for some GNP or AF HNT.


    (queen of the acronyms)

    p.s. I'm in line behind courtney. ;)

  16. spank me? i'll just call the cops because thanks to this antiwrinkle regime my momma has me on i now look 10.

  17. Shit, we have to do an HNT?

    Let me see what I can do.

  18. My friend and I were recently talking about how we as human beings are so hooked onto electronics. Reading this post makes me think back to that debate we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.

    I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory drops, the possibility of downloading our brains onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about every once in a while.

    (Posted on Nintendo DS running [url=http://knol.google.com/k/anonymous/-/9v7ff0hnkzef/1]R4 SDHC[/url] DS BB)


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