You're the next contestant on the price is right!

I'm supposed to be doing a review, but fuck it. I think it's time we give the power to you-our lone insanely loved reader(s).

Lucky me! The powers that be agree and I can completely skip an hours removal from my Xbox360 and simply post my brilliant mother fucking idea. If you scroll down a bit in the sidebar, you'll notice a new category entitled "So...You want To Play Reviewer for a Day," because, holy hot damn jesus mother fucking christ! YOU CAN!

Every Thursday, rather than posting some half naked picture of one of us--the mighty reviewers--we are going to hand the metaphorical pen on over to you. You'll get a blog, you'll review it. See how simple it is? We are so fun!

Not that fun, though. Naturally there are rules.

1. You must remain anonymous. Not in the sense that no one can know it's you doing the review, but you can't have your own picture plastered right there on the blog. Why? No real clue, but we have to stay fairly anonymous so it just adds to continuity. Besides, if you highly upset or offend someone, you really don't want them terrorizing you, right? Thus, you must have an icon to represent yourself. It can be whatever you want, we don't censor it or tweak it (that much).
2. You have to talk about the blog your revieweing. You can do what you want, but you at least have to give it a link, a title, and a paragraph of praise or total berating.
   
3. Posting will be done via word attachment. It's far to shady to go handing out our username and password to everyone. You'll e-mail your review to us, we'll put all the pics where they should be. We also promise not to touch what you've said. We won't even fix spelling mistakes or grammar errors. Promise!
   

And that about covers the rules.

Guest Reviews start next Thursday, so get in line!

Now, back to Xbox!