Monday, September 11, 2006

Football, a 6 pack, and some Jade.

I probably shouldn't be reviewing someone while watching football, let alone while my team is currently losing, but I have hope that they can turn shit around in the second half and win so I can gloat at work tomorrow morning, rather than be the victim of "Hah! Your team sucks!" jabs all day at work. It's the downfall of working in a predominately all male office, but I think they're still bitter over me kicking ass in fantasy football last year. Never doubt the girl with six brothers. Leave it at that.

Right. Putting my football woes aside (because they will probably be many in the season to come), I got the wonderful pleasure of reviewing Jaded Sunburns. No, I'm not being sarcastic but I very may well be overompensating for that FUCKING FUMBLE! Fucking bitches!


Anyway, the lovely Ms. Jade (which makes me think of the hip hop artist, whom, coincidently I do recommend for anyone to check out), is not only a fiery hot redheaded mother of three, but is also a Gemini like a certain reviewer who is currently...wait, hold it....TOUCHDOWN! What was I saying? Oh! The old addage that blondes have more fun is a crock of shit, ladies and gentleman. Gemini's have more fun. Period.

The template is phenomenal. It's organized, it's colorful but not blinding, the right hand sidebar uses collapsible menus, and there's a navigation bar at the top. It's seriously orgasmic, especially if you're a glutton for organization, which I am. The only thing I suggest for the aesthetic of the blog is adding a favIcon. I may just be super picky, but I think the lack of one is noticeable since most websites have them.

But the awesomeness doesn't stop there, for the content is delicious as well. From runny toothpaste, to cervical cancer and the parental dilemma's of the vaccine, to home improvement play-by-plays, she talks about whatever is on her mind. She rights well, she's comical, and she just revels in being herself. You should to. The only thing I found glaringly wrong, is that in the cervical cancer post she refers to the vaccine getting CDC approval which is wrong. It's FDA approval. The CDC studies diseases and plays with the last living strains of small pox, the FDA approves medications, vaccines, stipulates specifications for food etc.

I give it for the obvious reasons I went through above.
a because I swear I've seen that sunglasses
lady on another page, but mostly for making me go on a
hunt for new shoes.
and a for sending me on a hunt
for new shoes! Welcome the newest member of
my most beloved family: Prada boots

Keep on keepin' on Ms. Jade. Alright, back to play cheerleader!


  1. No one seems to be commenting and I didn't want you to think that meant no one was reading.

    Agree with your review. Keep up the good work.

  2. Thank you so much for the review! I can only guess that you were watching the Broncos screw up the game against the Rams??? Bastards....anywho, even though my team lost, you sure made my day with this review!

    Great boots, btw! I think I'm going to have to add a pair of those to my already ungodly order!

    I'm going to have to check into getting myself a favicon. You're right! *Ahem* my designers are going to be hearing frome me today!

    Thanks again! :-)

  3. I love to read JadedSunburns...You always know where you stand with her, and she'll tell you her opinions on whatever!

  4. p.s.

    I've got favicons! ;-) LOL

  5. p.s.

    I've got favicons! ;-) LOL


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