It Made My Dick Curve

Ladies and Fireballs-what? He's the only male of the species who lurks around here.

Alright, for those who are unaccustomed to my eccentricities (don't say a word Kitty, or the "Dutch oven" won't just be a bad memory from your youth), I am what would best be described as a "Jewish Momma's Boy." For those who are unaware of the implications of "Jewish Momma's Boy" let me break it down for you nice and simple: It's not obsessive compulsive disorder, it's simply growing up with a Jewish momma. Now, I have been parentless for a while and motherless for a longer while, but that shit gets so instilled in you that I'm almost certain being insanely neat and orderly is genetic amongst we tribes people. If you don't believe me, go on over to Kitty's house and move anything a quarter inch to the left or right, and watch her walk in and go absolutely insane trying to figure out why things look so fucking wrong. Really, try it! It's fun!

I bring up my "Jewish Momma's Boy" syndrome for the single purpose that The Learning Curve is absolute heaven to my little eyes. I'd almost venture and guess that Muckdog, like me, is an engineer of sorts. Everything is so neat, organized, and well planned that I seriously might bust a nut just looking at it. It's a smorgasbord of tech-geek awesomeness, which makes me almost want to hunt him down and find him just so I can hug him, give him a manly smooch on the lips, and then kick him in the nuts for not rolling up those goddamn archives. C'mon man! You allow the reader to choose whether the links open in a new window or the current window, but you can't make your archives into a drop down menu?

The content adds to the smorgasbord of tech-geek awesomeness, with a dash of financial and political commentary. It's one of those link fest blogs-you know, the ones that kind of rehash things and then give you the link for the actual info, but he does it in a way that shows a bit of his own personality, and is often humorous. I personally love it, but I can see how it's not for everyone.

Well dude. , in the most manly, non-homosexual, lets go grab a beer and hit up the strip club kind of way.

Oh, and you get a for leaving a drop down archive menu out of your tech-geeky mix. That can be taken care of easily should you save me a Snickers, though.