Monday, May 14, 2007

Just Gouge My Fucking Eyes Out. Christ!

I know some of you may be thinking that I totally shirked my responsibilities last week by not posting. If you happen to fall into that camp, FUCK YOU!

Okay, to tell you the truth I did sort of, kind of, just casually forget that I had a blog to review as a result of GNVP coming to town for a weekend and the week-long hangover that ensued, but it turns out the designated blog for last week is no longer in existence, so to that blog owner I say FUCK YOU!

To this weeks blog owner I also say FUCK YOU! because, Lil' Miss Trumpet Player that background is pure fucking hell on my sleep deprived eyes. May lord have mercy on your lifeless soul for subjecting people to that horrific display of tiling smut you call a background. *shudder*

As for the rest, it ain't bad. Shockingly, she's a trumpet player--I know, it threw me for a loop too--and she lays it all out fairly quickly in her "About Me" section [the first one]: This blog is solely for her and if you don't like it then FUCK YOU! [I really don't know why I keep saying the words 'FUCK YOU!' over and over again, but deal with it bitches]. I can't hate on that, but unfortunately I have to read it as a result of her submitting for a review. If only it were as easy as me seeing that disgusting, putrid, mess of a background and closing-out, then we'd both be happy, wouldn't we Lil' Miss Trumpet Player? So, your caveat doesn't apply to me and the overall consensus of my seconds-from-bleeding eyes is that I'm not really digging on you.

Sorry. That's just how the cookie crumbles. Don't take it personally.

For that noxious background I give you a and a .

And for the rest, I give it a . At least she's grammatically correct.

5 comments:

  1. This blog has the potential to be really interesting. Just the traveling/musician thing alone is enough to make the blogger unique in a world full of mommy bloggers and writer wannabes.

    I'll come back. But only if I get cool stories about addict musicians. And good pictures from said travels.

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  2. Oh lord. My blog used to be purple, and I got complaints that it hurt the eyes. That square pattern.. I'm still seeing the imprint on my retina. OW!

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  3. Darn, I even missed my own hanging ! Oh well, I'll have to drink to that ; there's not much more to do here until I get proper internet connection...

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Grow a pair.