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Georgeiswrite.com, as far as I can tell is a vehicle for the glorification of George - a Singoporean jack-of-all-trades. George claims to be an actor, engineer, entrepreneur, executive, web designer, writer and male beauty contestant. His latest gig seems to be a campaign to be elected the hottest executive in Micronesia. I can only assume that he submitted his site for review in order to drum up support for that cause because he certainly can't have thought that this was going to go well for him.
The Professor is a little bit of a grammar tyrant (some say pedant) and nearly couldn't get past the legion of spelling, punctuation and capitalization problems on this site. First of all, what does the title mean? George is correct? George is a writer? On his "About" page, George says - "When things aint right, George is always write." I still don't know what the hell he's talking about.
Let's not get bogged down. George is from Singapore and English may be his second language or there may be a different dialect at play. So in the interest of international relations, I'm grudgingly willing to leave most of the grammatical issues aside. But I must say that 1) The first person singular pronoun (I) is always fucking capitalized and 2) If English is your native tongue then don't quit your day job, mate.
Moving on from the slaughter of my mother tongue, let's take a look at the meat of the matter - content. There are countless people out there who, on one unfortunate day, ran up on a website that convinced them they could make millions of their local currency by publishing a blog. The blogs that these people put together are inevitably poorly written, self-aggrandizing pieces of shit. I typically navigate quickly away from sites like these if I'm unfortunate enough to stumble on one. I didn't have that luxury this time and I'm in a foul mood. George seems to be one of these bloggers, but I struggled to figure out what he is trying to sell. He says that he will "Consult, Convert and Create" a simple and beautiful site for me. Even though I'm a sucker for alliteration, I would be reluctant to hire George because he uses a standard Wordpress template for his own page. Oh, and George, here is a hint - if, despite all evidence to the contrary, you have a web design service to sell then link to it from your blog. Most people aren't going to be unfortunate enough to have to review your site and try and find your crappy service. And, it's clothe my site, not cloth my site. God damn it, I can't keep giving you these free lessons!
What George really seems to be selling is himself. He wants me to vote for him for this and vote for him for that. I'm not inclined to do so because I don't really get to know George. I feel no connection to George. George claims that he's opinionated, but I can't find any of his opinions. For the most part, there is just no substance to his posts; most of them are just a few semi-comprehensible phrases. Some of them are just a title, presumably designed to draw search engine traffic - "She’s Effing Matt Damon" or "Big Girl You Are Beautiful...". Come on George, give me something! My beloved has a slightly harsh term for those that don't inspire her passions - "nothing people". With apologies to Eddie Vedder, I think that's George - a nothingman.
Still and all, the Professor is hesitant to pull out the H-bomb on poor George. I'm inclined to go with the "Meh" rating here. George doesn't inspire loathing or hatred, he's just one of a countless number of bloggers that's probably coming to realize that blogging isn't going to make him his first million.
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EDIT: I'm posting a photo of George's original comment to this blog just in case there is any question as to whether he submitted it or not. I think the comment makes his willingness to be reviewed perfectly clear.
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Professor Booty, stick around.
ReplyDeleteGood gravy, that's a terrible site.
ReplyDeleteProfessor, can we REALLY move on once the mother tongue has been slaughtered?
It goes to show - WAY too many people on these internets.
I have a paper on my desk. It is titled "Expressions for high stress days". I'd like to offer this one for everyone's use today:
ReplyDeleteEarth is full. Go home.
I thought it might come in handy in this situation. I also thought "Meh" was a bit generous. With 'a bit' being an intentional understatement, in case that part wasn't clear.
I know y'all were worried that all the estrogen on this site would kill poor Nutjobber, but no. We made it a point to recruit a new pool of testosterone. The conversation between the girls went, "we need another penis."
ReplyDeleteAnd here he is, in living color. He so totally rocks. And we knew y'all would love him. ;) He's smart AND hot.
Thus, Ask will rock on, in spite of the dearly departed.
Booty, you nailed it.
ReplyDeleteAside from being a complete waste of internet space, George continues the grand Ask tradition of bloggers who overuse ellipses. I think we ought to devise a truly terrible torture for those offenders. Something to do with scorpions.
I think the torture should involve prunes. And ants.
ReplyDeleteI'm, like, WAY too tough and manly to let the overwhleming chick-ness of Ask get to me, ladies. Plus, and call me gender-biased if you MUST, but the girls that play in our playground far outclass the boys in bringing the snark...and, actually, the wit as well.
ReplyDeleteIt IS nice to have another member join the penis-club, though.
(Did you guys see what I did there? Another "member"? GOD I'm funny.)
I like ellipses.
ReplyDeleteI like prunes too.
Ants, though, I can do without...
Nothing wrong with ellipses. They're marvelous little marks, when used appropriately and with restraint. Otherwise they can be little speckled bastards who interrupt flow and indicate a wishy-washy writer.
ReplyDelete"Hi Guys, i finally made on the national papers and yes i am excited. I went early morning to grab the copies and God it was an amazing feeling. All glory goes to Him…Here’s the link."
ReplyDeleteOh shit. That cracks me up.
I like puns. I like members. I like making fun of men who are too pretty with small members and brains.
ReplyDeleteLara, "meh" was probably generous, but I come from the background where you've got to treat every student like a delicate flower. Give me some time to make the transition to tearing them to shreds. Just. Give. Me. Time.
ReplyDeleteHey Bitey, I blush.
It's great to be (and to have) a member!
Hey, does anyone remember that interview Madonna gave where she said she thought she had a cock...in her mind?
ReplyDeleteLike, a mind-cock?
Anyone?
Ten bucks says that guy sings "I Feel Pretty" in front of his mirror every morning.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, love bites, hurts so good kind of bites are totally acceptable! (just my opinion)
I am proof this site works. If you have a good blog, anyway. I have realized I no longer have to subject myself to blogs that make me want to dig out my eyeballs with a spoon. (other than my own, of course) I can just come here and let you all sort them out for me now!
Booty, we're happy to have your member amongst us.
ReplyDeleteJobber, I don't remember that interview, but I've always had invisible balls. Huge, hairy ones. Does that make me less sexy?
Angel, we're here to help. And, I can totally see small-membered pretty boy singing to himself in front of the mirror.
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ReplyDeleteHuge, hairy, INVISIBLE balls?
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad that concept doesn't rub off on the guys at my local beach...
Oh, and of course, my dear, you could a six-foot steel-beam protruding from your belly-button ass and you'd still be a hot mamma-jama...though difficult to hug.
ReplyDeleteThrow a "have" in there, wouldja?
ReplyDeleteBut before I go, with sincere apologies to the Professor for writing a fucking NOVEL in his comments, I must point out our spiffy new tagline...
ReplyDeleteMs. Bites - well played, my dear.
Hi, My name is George and i am the owner of the blog. I enjoyed reading your reviews and comments as well. Good job....i am not here to make my first million on blogging but i am here to just jot down few lines from my life. i know you reviewed my site like two days ago like my "Google Analytic" says but the matter of the fact is you got me at the wrong time and that too during a popularity contest. Anyway keep up the good work. ciao.
ReplyDeleteand fuck you...
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ReplyDeleteI appear to have pissed George off a wee bit.
ReplyDelete"The matter of the fact" is that your blog is a steaming turd, on any day.
ReplyDeleteDelusion is a hell of a drug.
That's funny - I wasn't sure until the "fuck you", and, to be honest, I don't think he was either.
ReplyDeleteThis is great: 24 comments before we even heard from the blog-owner; now we've got a full day of play ahead of us!
Well done, Prof!
Is there a write time for George? I think not.
ReplyDeleteDoes George have the write stuff?
ReplyDeleteOof - terrible. Apologies.
I think you're dead on, Nutjobber, could have gone either way right up til the end. The fucking irony of it is that if he showed that much passion in his blog I may have been more favorably inclined toward it.
ReplyDeleteNo, there's still the raping of my mother tongue...
A mother tongue murderation, if you would permit me to say, Professor.
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that George was trying to show us some love, in the language we normally speak here? ;)
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is his blog totally different, with all of the popularity contest posts (and anything else since last August) gone???
ReplyDeleteDamn. The fact that I even cared to look again and ask that question scares me.
I'm sorry if i offended a bunch of prudes...
ReplyDeletePrudes? On a site that uses the Flaming Finger? Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteWell....your forefathers were...right? its not like you guys are a bunch of Indians or Aborigines...You guys are "wannabes" so stick to the "royalty free" picture you have...
ReplyDeleteOh, and for someone who claims to like "Linkn Parks," you're awfully judgmental of American taste.
ReplyDeleteGo back to high school and leave the big kids alone, kiddo.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, don't you have some "endorsement!!!" to grovel for elsewhere? And, some foundation and eyeliner to apply? And some catwalks to walk? I can't believe a good-looking popular recent college graduate/web designer has nothing better to do than quibble all evening with blog reviewers. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. You are a web designer, never mind. I bet you really do have nothing better to do...
ReplyDeleteWell....size doesn't matter mate...its how you use it.
ReplyDeleteAnd plus i think you need to get your eyes checked....Linkin Park not "Parks"...not matter how you wanna twist it.
Well...Some one's really really pissed off....Its all the testosterone i guess. did you still manage to get an erection?
size doesn't matter
ReplyDeleteThe fallback position of men with undersized penises everywhere.
As far as linkin park...they were really cool in the U.S. like 6-7 years ago.
Wait, what the fuck am I thinking? Linkin Park was NEVER COOL, ANYWHERE.
But it's cool that you are willing to out yourself as the dude with the worst taste in music of any blog we've ever reviewed. It's...brave. Sort of.
But mostly, kind of sad.
I bet you love Nickelback, too, don't you, George. And Daughtry. I bet you could eat you up some Daughtry.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Wow "love bites" ....you know me well. I mean...seriously !!! that was awesome...how did u manage to know my taste in music? (seriously)
ReplyDeleteOooo...some ones pissed off...lol. Ok...Bitter Mistress person thing...
ReplyDeleteGeorge,
ReplyDeleteYour taste in music is sadly all-too predictable. You appear to have the same taste in music that you do in clothing and hair-styles:
mass-regurgitated pap from marketers that have neither originality nor substance.
OK, are you seriously flirting with me? Cuz I can't tell if you're flirting or just retarded.
ReplyDeletewhich, now that I think about it, basically describes your blog, as well.
ReplyDeleteAh, this has been fun. Nothing thrills me like delivering a verbal beating in a war of wits with an unarmed man. But, it's past my bedtime.
ta.
"Love bites"....my music might suck but seriously i am wonderstruck.
ReplyDeletei'm going with retarded, BM.
ReplyDeleteWait.
ReplyDeleteThat's an insult to mentally challenged people everywhere.
Let me deliver another assessment: brain dead.
I think linkin park killed George's brain.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd continue, but I'm bored.
ReplyDeleteOh, and George should go back to church.
Lol !!! Flirt with you !!! haha...dont get the wrong signals tranny...
ReplyDeleteGeorge...
ReplyDeleteWas Right Said Fred a pivotal influence on your life?
Is that the only english insult you know? Cuz that's so 1997.
ReplyDeleteOh...is it? Whats the word then? Shemale?
ReplyDeleteWhich one do you want? is there a name you want me called you?
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
ReplyDeleteAnd I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk...
well, that's stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
Jesus loves you, George. Remember that.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, are you in this video?
ReplyDeletehaha..."love bites" you rock.
ReplyDeleteand Tranny "Bitter Mistress" why dont you shag some hole? or is shag a big word for ya? like a 1970's word?
I'll pray for you, George.
ReplyDeleteSorry "love bites" the link is going somewhere else...
ReplyDeleteWow....its the Estrogen kickin in i guess....I'll pray for you "Bitter Missy"
ReplyDeleteThe power of Christ compels you!
ReplyDeleteAmen to that....
ReplyDeleteSomehow I think this site has received validation by getting its first kook.
ReplyDeleteOk Missy Bitty...why dont you give up and go back to sleep? You sound retarded.
ReplyDeleteI give up, it's like arguing with my 10 year old cousin. Or a coked out monkey. Excuse me a cocked out monkey.
ReplyDelete"Or is that a family trait?"
ReplyDeleteThe Professor is glad that he inspired such an intellectual debate about gender identity and corporate rock band. He's disappointed that he slumbered away while it was going on, because I really would have liked to say:
ReplyDeleteGeorge, you're a narcissistic fucktard with a shit blog. You've now demonstrated enough of a grasp of the language to earn yourself the exploding finger.
Love Bites, I'm in awe of your power with wicked words. Mistress, thanks for those Right Said Fred lyrics, those will keep me laughing all day!
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ReplyDeleteGeorge, do you sleep or just hover over your computer waiting for someone to insult you?
ReplyDeleteHi
ReplyDeleteI had submitted my blog for review but havent heard from you guys yet. have you received the request? is it yet to come?!
George, you have no idea how upsetting it is to be an insomniac and FINALLY get a good, solid, full night's sleep...ON THE VERY NIGHT that you decide to show-off the humour & wit that earned you your very deserving flaming finger.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, George; if I'm you, I wouldn't be praising god as much as I'd be pissed-off at him, 'cause, dude, he really didn't give you a whole lot to work with, did he?
Professor, all glory to you. You managed, on your first review, to rake in 90 comments. You sir, are amazing.
ReplyDeleteTo Professor Ass-wipe and Blow jobber,
ReplyDeleteI am in Singapore and its in a different Time Zone from where you guys are from so i hope you get the picture....plus congrats prof. i was trying my best to make it 100 comments actually...but in due time it will...
I just noticed something. George's blog has almost no comments. None. Zip. Ok, so there were maybe 6. Tops. On the entire blog. For almost a year of blogging.
ReplyDeleteThat explains a lot. Obviously we aren't the only ones who don't care what George has to say. Aw. Tear.
Aww...look who's taking....What a Calamity? Afraid of revealing yourself? Never mind..it took at least 5? or 4? to come up with "ONE" blog !!! wow !!! Plus you invited me to read this "dip-shit" review. Come on guys....do you "invite" people to comment on your blogs???
ReplyDeleteAh, I understand: different timezone = atrocious grammar.
ReplyDeleteI COMPLETELY get the picture, George, if said picture is meant to convey boredom on scale heretofore unreachable by anything designed and/or implemented by mankind...that IS what you saying, right?
Oh, George - this is kind of like playing basketball on an eight-foot net with a 10-year-old; most people wouldn't bother swatting shots and dominating, but I'm TOTALLY going for 50 on you.
Christ, George, I'm already up 12-0...you're really gonna let me go for 50? In YOUR house? C'mon, man, where's the D?
28 unanswered points now, George, and I'm beginning to suspect that you're not playing D so much as trying to figure out how to sneek a peak at my junk in the changeroom; how else to explain the excessive ass-grabbing that you call "defence"?
Oops, no time to respond, George - 44, 46, 48...dude, there you go: 50 points, directly in your eye.
Forget everything else, George: your defence (or lack thereof) is AWFUL. Wether you know anything about basketball or not, you've GOT to know that getting beat 50-0 means that you, like, TOTALLY suck...at everything.
That's just how it works, George; don't fight it.
We invited you to read the review? You submitted your blog for review. You asked for it. We didn't just stumble upon your blog and say, "Gee! This guy's an idiot. Let's rip him apart." That's not how it works.
ReplyDeleteAs for allowing comments on our personal blogs (which I assume is what you meant). Yeah. Because that's a useful process. Allowing maligned bloggers we've reviewed to muck up our blogs with whiny, defensive pap. You've been commenting your little heart out here, and that should be enough for you.
It took four or five of us to come up with a blog that you obviously liked enough to SUBMIT your own blog for our review. And now, now that you've been fairly reviewed, you want to complain about how useless and mean we are? Hah.
George, your idea of a "three-pointer" is three mangy whores for the price of two...ZING!
ReplyDeleteOk. No, seriously. Your blog was submitted. Unless you think someone submitted you as some sort of cruel prank (which, I'm pretty sure we can check our logs and get your submission info). Own up to it, dude; you asked for it.
ReplyDelete"Bull fucking"? Get over what? You make precisely no sense whatsoever.
Calmty, i dnt submit noting, so stope yr bullfuckin arounmd and get over ones self!
ReplyDeleteYou poepl make me so madly!
We seriously need to review more mentally unstable bloggers. I love getting 101 comments in 24 hours.
ReplyDeleteYour Name: *
ReplyDeleteGeorge
Your e-mail address *
george.kuruvila@gmail.com
Name of Your Blog: *
George is write
Your Blog's URL: *
http://www.georgeiswrite.com
A Brief Description of My Blog: *
George is write when you are wrong.
I have read the blog submission disclaimer: *
Yes.
I am the owner of this blog.
Yes
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Sure sounds like you, George. So tell me, why would someone use your e-mail to submit your blog to us? Do your friends hate you that much?
Haha...sounds like me!!! now i know how you guys review blogs...
ReplyDeleteAll i can say is it is a prank. I am sure of it. Atleast you could have added a email validation to avoid these kinda stuff..
George, I'll be honest: it looks as though you only played the "I didn't submit" card once you started getting your ass handed to you on the comments.
ReplyDeleteEven more honest? Whether you did it yourself or not, you're TERRIBLE at basketball.
Dude, the basketball thing isn't EVEN an analogy - just flat-out absurdity for my own personal entertainment at your expense.
ReplyDeleteNow YOU look: If I was you, and thank fuck I'm not, but if I WAS, I'd have made mention of the whole "I didn't submit" thing right off the bat instead of pussy-footing around and acting like a complete fuckwad.
Try to reconcile the name of our site (it's that bit at the top that says 'ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE') with what you're saying; what sense would this site make if we stalked blogs and gave out pithy reviews to people who didn't want them?
Gold star, George! It WOULDN'T make sense, would it?
At this point, whether you originally submitted your site or not, you've proven yourself to such a complete douchebag that you deserve everything you get from us: Take your pity-party "I didn't do it" and shove it, like, FAR up your ass.
Sure thing Maximus Anonymous Retard more like "re-TURD" !!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge is totally a bottom.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I am, does that turn you on? Get ready big boy.
ReplyDeleteWell...there's a couple of reviewers (5 really really sick cunts)out there...you might have a chance with them...
ReplyDeleteI'm at a complete loss here, George, and I realize that I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt in terms of what I assume you're saying..."get a life homo-fuck-face" I get - you're a mental midget and quasi-homophobic cussing is the best you've got.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff.
What I DON'T understand (or, a small snippet of, at any rate), is how Boots' "retarded review" makes you want to "puke", and how that has anything to do with my "tranny" friends? Should I imagine you throwing up, but not let myself get so invested in your hurl that I'll forget my wonderful fellow reviewers? George, that just doesn't make any SENSE!
Also, where, where, WHERE did you get that foolhardy idea that any one of us were ashamed, of anything, EVER? Dude, we give a fuck about you the same way a dog "worries" about the ground he just shat on: you're of no importance to me or anybody else on this site, and if you think you're bothering me by continuing to comment, well, sir...you have no idea how many synonyms I have for "dipshit", and I'm pretty sure a couple of 'em are getting dusty.
...I wouldn't mind shaking the dirt off 'em, y'know what I mean, George?
So, let's have it, big boy: whatcha got?
Well Nut-craker you invited me...and i aint going back until its fixed. I dint ask it, you did....
ReplyDeletewell....if you guys don't care...the 116 comments of you guys fighting shows a different story so why dont you fucking take back what what you have written...deal?? i mean delete it....seriously.
I'll invite you to my big gay parade, George. You can meat new friends!
ReplyDeleteSure thing Arse !!!
ReplyDeleteWell, if you got the arse, we got the lube!
ReplyDeleteKeep it to yourself. Prof. Booty might need one. Well...his name says it all.
ReplyDeleteI've got a better idea than us deleting your review: why don't you set fire to your computer so you don't have to look at it anymore?
ReplyDeleteSeems excessively destructive, doesn't it, George? What if, now follow along here, George, but WHAT IF there was some other way?
Oh, dammit! I can't think of ANYTHING!
You could dunk your massive head in a bathtub full of water, couldn't you, George?
ReplyDeleteAh, but then you'd still hear our voices in that crazy mind of yours, wouldn't you...right.
ReplyDeleteI forgot that you were batshit crazy.
Sorry.
You are brain damaged nut-crack. Do as i told. Its not fair as you know. Play by rules you as you placed on the blog.
ReplyDeleteThere's room for improvement. Add an email validation and these kinda future incidents can be resolved. I know you guys are not blogging for cash. but I can help you.
I guess you COULD throw yourself off a high-rise balcony, George, but I wouldn't condone that; in fact, I would suggest that you DON'T do that, lest that monstrous-melon of yours kills an innocent bystander.
ReplyDeleteThere's gotta be SOMETHING you could do to not see our review anymore...
Hmmm...that's a STUMPER.
Y'know what, George? You might've garnered some sympathy were you not a complete fuckhole.
ReplyDeleteAs such, about the best I can offer you is a kleenex to help control your endless crying.
Don't get too excited, though, George: these are VIRTUAL kleenex, and may not ACTUALLY help in the drying of tears...
By the way, did you bring that anonymous-cat to this late-night party?
ReplyDelete'Cause whoever that is is fucking hilarious...so, I guess that means there's no WAY you're involved in that, is there, George?
No way...Maximus Anonymous is arse. He prefers Booty Prof.
ReplyDeleteYou're right...that right there, boyo, is, quite possibly, the funniest thing ever written, in the history of mankind.
ReplyDeleteLook, George, if we're going to actually TRY to have some sort of back-and-forth, it'd probably do you some good to keep up, okay?
Plus, why is "sandpaper" in quotes? That, like much else you've written, George, doesn't make a lick of sense.
George...are you drunk?
ReplyDeleteNo....nut craker....i am just acting like you.
ReplyDeleteSo....you ARE drunk?
ReplyDeleteC'mon, man, pick up the pace!
ReplyDeleteKeep up, George!
Let's go, big man! Where's the comment? Fasterfasterfaster....
ReplyDeleteI knew you couldn't hold your booze, George.
ReplyDeleteRemember: sleep on your side; if you sleep on your back you'll choke on your vomit like Jimi Hendrix did.
What are we talking about crack-head ??
ReplyDeleteI can NOT believe that George is back! I had to stay away from this site whilst at work yesterday because I knew it would be a distraction. Well, I don't think I can do that today.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that George is such an attention seeker is pretty strong evidence that he submitted his own site. BUT, to his credit. If I were surfing around and saw George's site - the worst on the interweb - I might submit it for a laugh as well.
My favorite: "so why dont you fucking take back what what you have written...deal?? i mean delete it....seriously. "
What should I do then, Georgie Porgie? Apologize and promise never to do it again? It's not like you have any fans that are devastated by our review. In fact, I suspect that your traffic has doubled since this started. Which is why you're sweating - sleepless & drunk - over your computer right now. Just. waiting. for. me . to. press. SUBMIT!
Well...Prof. Ass-wipe, your website increased in visitors too. Dint you notice that. I may not have fans or followers as such but i have the right to protect what is mine. Since you did not follow the rules of your own site as you claim....i want you to delete it.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do if I don't, George? Hurl more poorly constructed homophobic epithets at me?
ReplyDeleteYour site loses its credibility.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, I thought I would check in to your assertion that we're getting more traffic as a result of our review of your site. And its TRUE - we've had a spike in hits from Singapore. The thing is, they are all from one IP address - from a fellow with a computer in his Mom's basement. This person's favorite searches are for "hot tranny sex", "big black cock" and "hot dude in Linkin Park". Is that you George?
ReplyDeleteWell....you analytics are all messed up. If you had the info until the IP's level, you would atleast have an email validation. Come on !!! You and internet??? naah!!! You barely know how to type....
ReplyDeleteI typed a review of your crappy site that has kept you up for 48 hours abusing me and my colleagues. That's pretty good typing I think?
ReplyDeleteWow, crazy stalkers are fun. I especially like the fact that he's like 10,000 miles away, doesn't know who we actually are, doesn't know where our real blogs are, and possibly has the smallest penis on the planet.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, tell the truth, you were waiting with bated (or in this case, baited) breath for this review to be posted. You have been checking this site franticly for weeks hoping to see it. You were so sure your review would match your own image of yourself.
That's why you were one of the first commenters on this site.
We all know this. And we're laughing our asses off at your frantic attempts to pretend, now, that it wasn't you.
We're not deleting shit.
But we are going to continue to mock you because I think I speak for the group when I say schadenfreude amuses us.
ReplyDeleteI saw visitors from your blog visiting mine quite some time back thats when i started to check on this blog. i aint kiddin you can say all you want but this is the truth.
ReplyDeleteGeorge,
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't recognize the truth if it punched you in your horse-teeth.
Now, run along and play.
George, are you a masochist?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to read about George in the international news: "Man With Gigantic Noggin Goes Batshit-Crazy On The Streets of Singapore; Police Are Baffled As To the Neck-Strength Needed To Keep Monster-Head Upright".
ReplyDeleteYou know what I would worry about if I were George? Someone does a google of his name and finds all of his crazy ass comments here....
ReplyDeleteYou can kiss that Indonesia title goodbye, Mr. Crazy.
Indonesia??? Google??? you guys dint make it to google so it ok...not enuf traffic i guess. Well....Love-bites person thingy...i aint into masochism.
ReplyDeleteAre you typing with your elbows, George?
ReplyDeleteYou got that right....Blow Jobber !!!
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteGeorge, tell me honestly: you have to replace the exclamation-mark button on your computer frequently, don't you?
Sorry: that should have read, "don't you?????????"
Wow!!! You are right !!!! Nutcracker !!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...it's seems as though you might have actually lost your marbles there, George.
ReplyDeleteI guess all that talk of you being crazy has more than a kernel of truth to it?
So sad...your poor keypad; what it must think of you!
Again, sorry: "you!!!!!!!!!!"
Over-usage of punctuation-marks: zero-to-crazy in two seconds.
ReplyDeleteWell....Nutcracker....keep writing shitty reviews !!! and keep inviting the owners to read 'em !!! and keep stumbling to find your next bait !!!
ReplyDeleteHappy fingering !!!
Say what you will about our resident kook, George. He's batshit crazy. He's in love with himself (possibly because no one else will). He likes to finger bang his exclamation point. But George? He does not give up. He's like a tick. Or a really bad fungus.
ReplyDelete"Stumbling to find my next bait"?
ReplyDeleteUm, okay. I'd go do that, I guess, if I had any idea what the fuck that means.
I'm willing to bet that YOU don't even know what it means, do you, George?
Maybe I'm clumsily fishing?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the feeling that, any minute now, George is going to devolve even further and start calling us "doodie heads" and stamping his feet in fury?
ReplyDeleteJubblies, if you're going to fish, at least do it gracefully.
Holy lord, someone get George some thorazine. STAT!
ReplyDeleteCalm-titty !!! i am gonna bug the shit out of you guys. So how are the stats now? Will this beat CNN.com?
ReplyDeleteI don't THINK I'm "africe", George...though, having no clue as to what you're saying means that I might well be "africe" and not even know it!
ReplyDeleteBut, no, you're absolutely right to call shame on me for not immediately recognizing that you were referencing an actual site, and not just putting random words together to see if they, somehow, could make a cohesive sentence.
Jesus, George, I guess that monster-head of yours is all bone, huh?
Yeah, we do it for the stats. Because one douchebag desperately hitting refresh every second in Indonesia makes all the difference.
ReplyDeleteCalamity, I'm so graceful I fish in ballet-shoes.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's also because I'm a sissy...
Heh, heh..."Jubblies".
ReplyDeleteGeorge is like a masochistic energizer bunny. I love it.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, will you be our personal punching bag with a big head? I need someone like you to take the edge off some days.
Calm-titty....come on!!! not Indonesia...its Micronesia. Your stats are messed up.
ReplyDeleteNutcracker you got it wrong man. You stumbled on my site and reviewed. Loser...
Eh, you seen one nesia, you seen 'em all.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it's not AMnesia, though?
Love-bites....thats our neighboring state.
ReplyDeleteWell...its not the size,its how you use it.
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE a doodie-head, George!
ReplyDeleteI'm a big, BIG fan of solipsism, George, but to cling to the idea that we trolled the internet looking for some jerkoff with a moster-head from Indonesia is lunacy.
What's it like in Indonesia, anyway?
BlowJobber man!!! we missed you. In Micronesia its pretty much like your place.
ReplyDelete"its not the size, its how you use it."
ReplyDeleteThat is a remarkably similar comment to one left earlier...
"well...size doesnt matter, mate...its how you use it"
Uh oh, George: you're running out of material, aren't you?
It's no fun to "bug the shit out of us" if you're just going rehash your material, George.
Tsk, tsk.
I don't give a fuck about MICROnesia, George - what's INDOnesia like?
ReplyDeleteCalm-titty thats my motto !!!
ReplyDeleteMicronesia is the same as you place. Whats Indonesia?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm asking you! What's it LIKE, George?
ReplyDeleteGuys who think size doesn't matter generally don't have much size.
ReplyDeleteI don't give a damn about the other nesias, I want to know how Amnesia is. And, we all know George lives there.
Next up:
ReplyDelete"YOU'RE Indonesia!"
"No, YOU ARE!"
"No, YOU!"
Christ all-fucking-mighty.
oooh you dont have a wife!!
ReplyDeletewhateve..i just commented for time pass!
by the way im not george...leave the chap.
my name is jacob
Hey, howzit going anyway, Bites?
ReplyDeleteI've spent so little time talking to you guys - I've had this big ol' fly that, no matter how many times I swat him, he keeps coming back...though, of course, mangled to shit.
George has been awake for something like 60 hours doing this. He's starting to become even less coherent than when he started. George, get some sleep, it will be OK.
ReplyDelete"Leave the chap"?
ReplyDeleteHow is it possible that the people seemingly coming to George's defense are MORE inane than George himself?
God, it must be a hoot & a holler in Indonesia!
I'm almost wondering, Boots, whether or not we should call the authorities in Indonesia - judging by George's typing-skills, he might be wandering the streets already, texting this to us and frightening school-children with that fucking monolithic cranium.
ReplyDeleteWho's Jacob? Or is Jacob just George having realized that Love Bites warning about the Mr. Micronesia contest had some validity. Or is Jacob another crazy-ass internet masochist looking for what we've been giving George. To be honest, I'm not sure I have the energy for another one.
ReplyDeleteFuck - I thought George was a one-off...there's a whole RACE of these people?
ReplyDeleteThat place must be like Easter Island over there.
Think of it like this, Professor: by the time you do your next review (and, holy fuck, how do you top THIS?) Georgie here will be on the back pages...no doubt still adding to these comments, but far away from our prying eyes.
ReplyDeleteHey, did you see that? We broke the comment-section!
ReplyDeleteGood morning guys!!! Looks like i have an anonymous supporter....nice!!! The CULT of George
ReplyDeleteGood morning guys!!! Looks like i have an anonymous supporter....nice!!! The CULT of George
ReplyDelete"How is it possible that the people seemingly coming to George's defense are MORE inane than George himself?
ReplyDeleteGod, it must be a hoot & a holler in Indonesia!"
See, George? Now they've gone and stereotyped Indonesia. What did Indonesia ever do to you, George? Why would you do this to them, why?
Trust Americans to combine two words that have absolutely no relation to each other and come up with something that describes George perfectly:- fucktard.
And I didn't pay much attention to it before but, what's wrong with George's head? It looks like one of Godzilla's balls.
What's "tranny"? To what language does "tranny" belong? What does it mean? I'm sorry, they only speak English where I come from.
Some one is asking for more site hits i guess?
ReplyDeleteArjun !!! you are late....all you did was to just compile all that was said above....
ReplyDeleteLove Bites - you so did not just blaspheme The Linkin of Park.
ReplyDeleteI must kill you now.
Many years ago, John Updike laid down, for himself, a few rules for reviewing books. The first of them was:
ReplyDeleteTry to understand what the author wished to do, and do not blame him for not achieving what he did not attempt.
I think this applies to blogs too!
BAM!!! Finally...
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