Sunday, April 13, 2008

The next victims

In no particular order, upcoming reviews this week:

The Queen Mum
Just Me...Marissa
Photographic Journeys
Laurie Kendrick
XBox4NappyRash

23 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!

    [foreboding laugh?]

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  2. hope to see some blog-reviewing rather than the usual blogger-reviewing!

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  3. Hope to see our anonymous commenters someday grow some balls of their very own....

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  4. Good to see that the anonymous, faceless masses are still the sniffy, scared little fucks they were before the weekend...

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  5. Ok, then. I already noticed the comma instead of my beloved ellipses...uh oh. I'm an addict, what can I say? I expected that one. Waiting in the wings for my cue.

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  6. Marissa: My bad on the grammar, it will be fixed, post haste.

    Jobber: Did we really expect that the wanking morons would automatically cease being wanking morons?

    Do they not understand that half of reviewing a blog is liking the blogger? Because blogs are so intimate (well, the good ones are), so personal, that if you don't like the person writing, you cannot possibly like their blog.

    Duh. Today's review is a great example. You wanted to read his blog because it was quite clear that he was just cool as fuck.

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  7. When I took English in university, the prof made us not only read the book, but research the author as well; where is he/she coming from? What could he/she be drawing on in his/her own personal life to create this story?

    The author is part of the work, whether said author likes it or not...ESPECIALLY when we're talking about blogs, the most self-aware of the writing arts.

    So, basically, fuck off with your snide little bullshit - don't like it? Change the fucking channel.

    Or, tell me where you work so I can come and tell you how to do your job.

    Actually, I'm betting that that'd benefit you more than it would me - I'm, like, REALLY good at separating junk M&M's from the keepers.

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  8. Whoof!

    Bad mood today, huh?

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  9. Love Bites - Thanks for changing that. I did honestly expect my review to include something about my obvious overuse of ellipses which starts right in the title of my blog. I laughed when I saw it posted like that thinking the games have already begun!

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  10. We don't really fuck with people all that much. Well, perhaps we do, but for the most part, we aren't ill-intentioned.

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  11. It's more of a elbow-in-the-ribs kinda thing; a teasing, as Ms. Bites put it.

    Malice? Heaven forfend...

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  12. ok - since XBox4NappyRash got suck a nice review, I have to say that I am more than a bit nervous about my upcoming one. You guys don't have a quota of good-to-bad ones, do you?

    Looking forward to reading mine (good or bad)

    Mindi
    The Queen Mum

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  13. and now I might get blasted just for not proofreading before I hit "Publish"

    that was supposed to be "such a nice review" (although "Suck a review" kind of has a nice ring to it!)

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  14. We don't have a quota for mean reviews. We calls them as we sees them. And, we don't beat up on people for their comments here, unless they are anonymous fucktards.

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  15. nutjobber
    you were made to read about the author so that you will read the book from the author's point of view...not from your fucking point!

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  16. i am loving it... this is guerrilla warfare !!!

    Nutcracker, i feel you pain.

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  17. I see anonymous still hasn't grown a set.

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  18. Poor, sad, little anonymous.

    I spend a lot of time splitting hairs, but arguing with some faceless douchebag about what I/we should be doing review-wise is about as appealing to me as sticking George's hand up my ass.

    (George, settle down - I'm kidding)

    You're a whiny, mewling little fuck, anonymous, and without even the nutsack to come up with a decent pseudonym, I'm afraid you're doomed to the "who gives a shit" pile with the rest of your ill-bred ilk.

    Have fun!

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  19. "even the nutsack to come up with a decent pseudonym"
    oh! so thats what ur sack is for!

    how about renaming urself as nutsacker?!

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  20. "Nutsacker" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, I'm afraid.

    Are you having some sort of meltdown, or are you having difficulty typing?

    Nevermind; I'll just be disappointed no matter how you answer that...

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  21. anonymous....please dont write anymore nutcracker is hurt...he's crying cant u see!!!

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  22. he is still crying, i guess?!

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Grow a pair.