Pick your favorite or add one in the comments.
Rassles: Still, you are very depressing. Go beat yourself with an orange, jack off to Bertolt Brecht, and take your Sturm and Drang somewhere other than my blog if you hate it that much.
Drizitche: Now go get some sleep before you break that mouse clicking all through the night.
Calamity: Mom, is that you?
Professor Booty: I fucking like you, Erika, what do you want, a blow job?
XBox4NappyRash: Those book lists are like people advertising they've got STDs, people will ask when they want to know.
Keywork: Fuck it, kill your roommate and write about it. That's a post I would like to see in the future on your blog. Don't make the reader dig for it, I could have done without the filler that exists between death threats.
Rassles: Still, you are very depressing. Go beat yourself with an orange, jack off to Bertolt Brecht, and take your Sturm and Drang somewhere other than my blog if you hate it that much.
ReplyDeleteVery nicely done.
Drizitche: Now go get some sleep before you break that mouse clicking all through the night.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh
anything Drizitche has said is broken glass poetry, but the snort for me came from Calamity in response...
ReplyDeleteYou don't think you're like the masses at all. You think you walk among 'em, but are a peg or three higher than the crowd.
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The obsessive individuality, the distancing, the bullshit. The snarky petulance when faced with the cold, hard truth.
Mom? Is that you?
David Toussaint: The other day I ran into a gay woman who was so pretty and fit and groomed I mistook her for a Chelsea Boy.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=columnists&sc=david_toussaint&sc2=&sc3=&id=73609
I vote for professor booty.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at that one. The others just made me smile to myself quietly.
Boots' line was PERFECT, though I don't know what we're going to link for him if he wins...
ReplyDeleteSorry I've been gone - what'd I miss?
Oh; I see 100+ comments from Friday. I'll be right back.
I vote for Keywork, because he won't remove my buttplug unless I do.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Key. I gotta make a poo!
During the great sextoy shopping spree of 2008 (friday night, prior to drinking way too much red wine and flirting with a blind man), I investigated the butt plugs.
ReplyDeleteAnd then, thought to myself: Why?
Remember that, Bagel, remember that. I'll let you shit once they declare a winner.
ReplyDelete/*Keywork: He has incriminating photos of me.
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