I don't know what to tell you, folks. It seems I'm the only one who loves you. The rest of those rat bastard reviewers seem to be busy with their lives or something. Ridiculous, eh? And I'm a mushroom -- they just keep me in the dark and feed me shit. I suspect we'll have a new review up tomorrow, but don't quote me on that.In the meantime, I'm here. Waiting.
It's like everyone took the week off. Myself included.
ReplyDeleteWell, no one cleared it with me, goddammit!
ReplyDeleteHmph.
Oh, you didn't get the memo? I didn't either.
ReplyDeleteI got bupkis.
ReplyDeleteBut I did slavishly trot out my review on the designated date, so I feel infinitely superior. It's a consolation.
I'm too busy counting hours and days and DPOs and HPTs and hCG and HBO and BBC and AGGGGGGGHHHHHH....
ReplyDeleteI'm too busy counting stock splits, and watching my summer vacation go down the bog....
ReplyDeleteLet's see. Booty is in Australia with no internet access until Monday. I spent all week in lovely Birmingham, AL. And, I'm not sure what is up with jobber.
ReplyDeleteI think I should get some sort of special bonus. Don't you?
ReplyDeleteYes, I think you should get paid double what you already make for posting here.
ReplyDeleteShyeah. Twice bupkis is still bupkis.
ReplyDeletewell, that's not much gratitude I'm sensing from you. What about the legions of adoring fans? The worship and adoration of the masses? The hours of entertainment? Sheesh
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