Monday, July 14, 2008

Comment of the [Last Two] Week[s]

Gimmie some sugar:

And to the person who suggested I was seeking validation, you are sorely mistaken.
-Glamourpuss

It is a boring blog, but she uses her semicolons well. And she bends over to let us see her colon, so whatever.
-Calamity

You're not the boss of me, so eat a bag of dicks.
-Bitter Mistress

I've seen hieroglyphics carved into the flesh of a rat that were more readable than this.
-Nutjobber

I am now mentally scarred, possibly permanently impaired, from reading the comments above. Some of you people scare me.
-Matt Shafer

[whispers] Baby Jesus thinks you're all fuckers
-Father Gene

-Calamity is so nice that you can lick her words right off the screen and they taste like bubblegum.
-Love Bites

Here's a bandage and some literal gauze, you bleeding axe wound.
-Keywork

Canada is like Narnia, right?
-Xbox

It’s always so difficult to decide [on Comment of the Week] because I have never experienced a more talented group of complete assholes in my entire life.
-Angel

Also, in the "In Case You Missed It" file, here are the Best Exchanges of the Week, the winners of which will be sent a picture of Ol’ Nutjobber boxing a dog to a draw:
Keywork: Also, do me a fave, replace your favorite grooming product with a hornets nest.
Saskboy: How about we settle on a beehive haircut for me, and ANY grooming product for you?
Keywork: Whatever you say, Sparky. As long as you promise to keep bees in it.

Sinead: I am a bit bummed she changed the layout before I got to see what colour squirrel vomit is.
Father Gene: Sinead, it's doesn't need to be a squirrel necessarily, just force feed any small creature fruits of the forest then slit it's belly.
Sinead: Uh Father, you know I am vegetarian right?
Father Gene: Well, in my defence, I just said to split the creature open, not to eat it.

Betsey Booms: You are probably self centered and suck hard at life.
Calamity: I suck hard at life, and life likes it. It's because of that little swirly thing I do with my tongue.
Keywork: Life comes on you prematurely I would imagine.

8 comments:

  1. You're not the boss of me, so eat a bag of dicks.
    -Bitter Mistress

    It's just... transcendent.

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  2. Personally, I usually suggest just sucking the bag of dicks. Eating them can be filling and time consuming.

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  3. I like how you didn't keep them all in the family. It's important to include new people now and then.

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  4. I like monacles. And deck shoes.

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  5. I can't believe I won for that bullshit.

    I'ma have to stick to the low-brow comments from now on. I suspect it'll be a little like barking at a dog - the fuck if I know what I'll be saying, but every so often, the dog barks back in approval.

    Sigh.

    ~ Driz

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  6. I tried the swirly thing with the tongue out on Friday and the boyfriend sure as hell liked it. So, I have to vote for that.

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  7. Angel, no, me.
    No, Angel. No, me.

    Fuck it, she's not here.

    Me.

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Grow a pair.