Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Physician, heal thyself

I must have been a really sadistic bastard in a previous incarnation to have been charged with the reviewing of this mass of singed pubic lice.

Tissues ready?

A just turned 20 year old medical student in India is having such a hard time of it, he feels the need for a ‘special place’, I think it may be due to the trauma of a busted button (which he blames on the tardiness of his 3rd or 4th man servant bloke).

Or, perhaps it’s the sheer degradation of (wait, are you sitting for this?) having to medically examine someone for his qualification, as, ummm, errr, ah yes, - a doctor.

How demeaning.

It’s a manky looking blog, tatty and dated, and this guy’s whining just about gave me liver failure.
His woe-is-fucking me attitude, in combination with his, admittedly remarkable, ability to turn a potentially interesting post about a coming of age, into a master class in inanity, is spread over this blog like snot on a tinker’s sleeve.

You wanted divine inspiration?
I reckon your best bet is to wrap your head in tinfoil, go find your special place, lie down, and wait for a lightening storm.

Seriously? Write more often, give us an idea of who you are, because the couple of posts a month don't help your cause.

Other than that, quit moaning, get doctoring and come back in 30 years when life has really fucked you over, and you have a more pixel worthy gripe than ‘not being alone’.

You are one fairly privileged kid, but I want to shake you until your neck makes funny noises, or until someone who's paid to comes running to your rescue.

One big warty, un-lubricated flaming finger up the anus for you, boy.

25 comments:

  1. It seems now, an hour and 2 minutes after publishing the requested review, this blog has been made invitation only.

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  2. Gene, I reckon that means he wasn't pleased with your review. I can't imagine why.

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  3. Some poor street urchin is going to get a hell of a dissecting in class tomorrow.

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  4. Oh don't serve me up that tripe, did you get to read any of it?

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  5. I really wanted to read it. Damn. I didn't get to see any of it.

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  6. I want to shake you until your neck makes funny noises.

    I am going to mercilessly steal that for when the neighbour's braying children are climbing the fences of the Nutjobber Estate.

    That, sir, is a scathing review, and I loved every second of it.

    Kudos, Father.

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  7. I assume the privileged elite just became even more elite, eh? What a titty baby.

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  8. I looked at it last night and just laughed, it was as bad as he said it was. You nailed it.

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  9. Seriously. He has a servant? He honestly bitched about having to perform an examination in medical school?

    That makes me want to choke him.

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  10. So very glad (and sad) that I had a chance to catch this one yesterday before it went all elitist! The Father's review was right on target.

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  11. This is much better. Thank you, Father.

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  12. Looks like this mama's boy could of used my big boy pants today. Jesus wept, what a fooken noob to set a blog to private over a review, a self-requested one at that.

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  13. The only thing that would make this review any better would be if said noob showed up to whine about it.

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  14. I read it a few days ago and I'll sum up the last post:

    "What if the only thing that mattered went away? What if all of a sudden,there was nothing that made you happy anymore? What if nothing in your world made sense?...."

    Another Indian emo kid. Plus, he's already calling himself a doctor, last time I checked you had to FINISH before you get that priveledge. Right now you are just another self-important student who may or may not finish his course of study.

    And seriously, to take your blog offline because you didn't like the fatha's review. Big baby, he may come to know what being a doctors like but I doubt he'll ever get to know what a vagina's like, except maybe at work.

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  15. He and Driz should totally make out.

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  16. Damn it. Now that image is in my head and it's going to stay all day unless I take a fucking cheese grater to my brain. Thanks a lot, Rass.

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  17. I think deluded doctor should take a cheese grater to his blog.

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  18. Man. I wish I had gotten to read it. Sounds like one crappy blog!

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  19. I can't believe I missed this one. This is what I get for actually working! Gah!

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  20. That's the first time I've ever seen someone do that. Why would you lock down after getting a review? How bizarre.

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  21. Y'all don't suppose he shut down the blog and rammed his head inside an autoclave?

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  22. It's not our first time. I've seen it 2 or 3 times. Sometimes, then, they review us from the shadow of anonymity, and talk about how horrible we are.

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  23. This probably does sound mean and horrible, but some people shouldn't blog. I mean, they should blog if they want to, it's a free world, but they shouldn't let anyone see what they write. That would make this world a better place.

    I wonder if weenie doctor would give Driz a reach-around.

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  24. I don't think so. He might have his manservant do it though.

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Grow a pair.