…was blind but now I see..

I’ve been having a crisis of sorts with these reviews, what’s the use of them? What do the blog authors really wish to gain from them? Do they do more harm than good?

All that philosophical shit.

Toss in wave after wave of mediocrity in the review queue and you are left with one seriously bored but blessed boy buggerer.

Then along came this weeks ‘blog’ for review. Never before have I been so inspired and reinvigorated to spit forth bile as I was after having looking at it.

The site is ‘Quotes in can’ and I’m not going to link to it, it’s not getting the traffic off me it doesn’t deserve. Google it if you really want to put more shekels in the author’s dirty pocket.

The site is stretched and covered in jingly jangly flashing shit, with a huge header created by some 12 year old.

A (lousy attempt at a) paid posting site of some sort, the author has ingeniously copied famous quotes from elsewhere and pasted them onto their pithy corner of the internet to pad out their own few miserable lines of moaning.

That’s all folks.

The posts are about as frequent as my thrush flare ups, and less desirable.

I needed this, I needed to see this pixelated scour in order to show me how to hate again.

Bloggers, heed this, get your heads out of your arses and take a look at why you submit.

The traffic you’ll get from here isn’t spectacular, but should you try to bluff us, the anal cavity expansion you’ll receive with a verbal rusty monkey wrench will make your eyes water, your granny’s ears bleed, and your respective deity burst into flame.

Clever, witty, sexy, funny, personal, or scathing are all I want to see. Any, or all of them, or at least a genuine attempt at one, will result in constructive feedback.

I’m going to go out on a limb and credit you people with some intelligence, you know what mediocre is, keep it the fuck away from me.

This week’s ‘blog’, doesn’t deserve flaming fingers, the site is nothing more than a cuntblister.

…and you can quote me on that.