Saturday, December 13, 2008

Quote of the Week

Here are my picks. Yes, I know it has been about fifteen years since I got my shit together enough to get one of these up on a Saturday, and no, I don't want to hear any shit about it:

Calamity: It's a bit like Pollyanna writing a sex blog.

GirlGriot: When the skilled-but-not-crazy-expensive carpenter douchebag shows up, I'll pay a little attention.

ghost of keywork said...So does that mean that you, Maggie, are actually a superintelligent canine?
Maggie, Dammit said...That's the beauty of blogging, key, you'll never know. It's all smoke and mirrors and peeing on lamp posts.


Give em up.
Posted by Love Bites at Saturday, December 13, 2008
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27 comments:

  1. Michael from dadcation.com12/13/2008 6:43 PM

    I like these; thanks for sharing!

    I hope to be included one day. Perhaps my recent post's referencing a wrinkled old Nazi pervert? Here's crossing my fingers.

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  2. Anonymous12/13/2008 7:23 PM

    meh

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  3. Orion12/13/2008 11:59 PM

    i vote for the douche bag post. You can never go wrong calling out a douche bag.

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  4. Reverend Ghost12/14/2008 1:13 PM

    I feel like I am riding Maggie's coattails on this one, but I always will take what I can get. Mostly because the idea of a super intelligent canine makes me snort every time I think about it.

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  5. Bluestreak12/15/2008 11:20 AM

    I vote for Maggie.

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  6. Bimbo Baggins12/15/2008 12:48 PM

    I love quote of the week. And I vote for Maggie.

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  7. GirlGriot12/15/2008 1:33 PM

    As much as I hate to see Formerly Fun's quote go, and as much as I'm flattered to be nominated and all ... I'm splitting my vote between Calamity and Maggie.

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  8. Rassles12/15/2008 3:34 PM

    For sure. Maggie.

    No offense to all other contenders, but dogs fucking rule.

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  9. gap12/15/2008 5:47 PM

    [REDACTED]

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  10. Rickey12/15/2008 7:39 PM

    Hey there douchenozzle, how come you haven't gotten off your lazy as to review Rickey's blog yet? Rickey derides your lackluster reviewing abilities.

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  11. Reverend Ghost12/15/2008 10:11 PM

    I think I just vomited all over your stolen base record, twatbubble.

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  12. Rickey12/15/2008 10:17 PM

    Nah, still pristine. You did get a few chunks on Rickey's cleats though. The dry cleaning bill is forthcoming.

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  13. Reverend Ghost12/15/2008 11:13 PM

    How about Ghost of Keywork just buys Rickey Henderson some fucking nail clippers.

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  14. Miss Missives12/16/2008 2:57 PM

    Rickey-
    Miss Missives can't stand people who talk about themselves in third person. You had better hope your review doesn't end up on her lap.

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  15. Demonica12/16/2008 2:58 PM

    I'll cast my vote for Calamity. She makes this kitty cat purrr.

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  16. Love Bites12/16/2008 3:10 PM

    I would like to bitch slap Rickey personally.

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  17. Reverend Ghost12/16/2008 7:48 PM

    Ghost of Keywork thinks this is fun.

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  18. Maggie, Dammit12/16/2008 8:45 PM

    Maggie is flattered. Maggie and Key, like Captain and Tennille! Batman and Robin! Bill and Monica! Obama and Maggie!

    Heh.

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  19. Reverend Ghost12/16/2008 9:01 PM

    I guess I would be Robin. He was the one with all the fucked up sex issues. Wait, isn't he gay? Look, maggie, you like men, right? Good, you can be Robin. Love will keep us together.

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  20. formerly fun12/16/2008 9:57 PM

    What About Muskrat Love? Is a muskrat anything like a racoon?

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  21. Reverend Ghost12/16/2008 10:44 PM

    FF: Make that mistake again and you will be lucky if you have anything left to wax.

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  22. formerly fun12/18/2008 12:19 AM

    Promises, promises. Give me a good spankin' and we'll call it even, k?

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  23. Reverend Ghost12/18/2008 12:43 AM

    you would enjoy that way too much.

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  24. Reverend Ghost12/18/2008 12:43 AM

    you would enjoy that way too much.

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  25. formerly fun12/18/2008 5:52 PM

    Fine, you can give me two.

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  26. Reverend Ghost12/18/2008 8:02 PM

    Exactly. One for the left, one for the right.

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  27. Anonymous1/10/2009 6:57 AM

    It is fine site. Promises, promises. Give me a good spankin' and we'll call it even, k!
    -------
    vanessa
    http://www.cigarsdirect.com

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Grow a pair.

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