Saturday, December 13, 2008

Quote of the Week

Here are my picks. Yes, I know it has been about fifteen years since I got my shit together enough to get one of these up on a Saturday, and no, I don't want to hear any shit about it:

Calamity: It's a bit like Pollyanna writing a sex blog.

GirlGriot: When the skilled-but-not-crazy-expensive carpenter douchebag shows up, I'll pay a little attention.

ghost of keywork said...So does that mean that you, Maggie, are actually a superintelligent canine?
Maggie, Dammit said...That's the beauty of blogging, key, you'll never know. It's all smoke and mirrors and peeing on lamp posts.


Give em up.

27 comments:

  1. I like these; thanks for sharing!

    I hope to be included one day. Perhaps my recent post's referencing a wrinkled old Nazi pervert? Here's crossing my fingers.

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  2. i vote for the douche bag post. You can never go wrong calling out a douche bag.

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  3. I feel like I am riding Maggie's coattails on this one, but I always will take what I can get. Mostly because the idea of a super intelligent canine makes me snort every time I think about it.

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  4. I love quote of the week. And I vote for Maggie.

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  5. As much as I hate to see Formerly Fun's quote go, and as much as I'm flattered to be nominated and all ... I'm splitting my vote between Calamity and Maggie.

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  6. For sure. Maggie.

    No offense to all other contenders, but dogs fucking rule.

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  7. Hey there douchenozzle, how come you haven't gotten off your lazy as to review Rickey's blog yet? Rickey derides your lackluster reviewing abilities.

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  8. I think I just vomited all over your stolen base record, twatbubble.

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  9. Nah, still pristine. You did get a few chunks on Rickey's cleats though. The dry cleaning bill is forthcoming.

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  10. How about Ghost of Keywork just buys Rickey Henderson some fucking nail clippers.

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  11. Rickey-
    Miss Missives can't stand people who talk about themselves in third person. You had better hope your review doesn't end up on her lap.

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  12. I'll cast my vote for Calamity. She makes this kitty cat purrr.

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  13. I would like to bitch slap Rickey personally.

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  14. Ghost of Keywork thinks this is fun.

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  15. Maggie is flattered. Maggie and Key, like Captain and Tennille! Batman and Robin! Bill and Monica! Obama and Maggie!

    Heh.

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  16. I guess I would be Robin. He was the one with all the fucked up sex issues. Wait, isn't he gay? Look, maggie, you like men, right? Good, you can be Robin. Love will keep us together.

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  17. What About Muskrat Love? Is a muskrat anything like a racoon?

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  18. FF: Make that mistake again and you will be lucky if you have anything left to wax.

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  19. Promises, promises. Give me a good spankin' and we'll call it even, k?

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  20. you would enjoy that way too much.

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  21. you would enjoy that way too much.

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  22. Exactly. One for the left, one for the right.

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  23. It is fine site. Promises, promises. Give me a good spankin' and we'll call it even, k!
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Grow a pair.