Friday, May 01, 2009

Superheroes of the Blogosphere

In lieu of a review today (I am told it will be ready tomorrow, wait for it), I think some of you may see yourselves in this video clip:



I wonder what the Dark Hare's superpowers are?

Much love to the local bloggy crime fighters. Wonder blog powers, activate!

36 comments:

  1. Um, Love Bites? I'm not sure if you're trying to activate blog powers, super powers or twisted fucks who need a crow bar upside the head.

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  2. I love the look on the cops face.

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  3. Somehow, this video seemed appropriate here.

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  4. Gah. I hate these fuckers. Seriously? How, exactly, are you gonna help, outtashape dork? Oh, I see in your listing of super powers:

    Able to stimulate the local economy through the purchase of spandex.

    Thank you, super dorks. Thank you.

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  5. It is appropriate. It's also making me want to put on a little outfit, handcuff someone, and feed them pumpkin muffins.

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  6. Mongoliangirl, can I volunteer?

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  7. So bizarre.. why don't they just volunteer at a soup kitchen like normal people?

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  8. I'm all about handcuffs and little outfits. But seriously, spandex is a privilege not a right.

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  9. What happened, did D&D disband and displace its freaky nerds?

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  10. You don't hate it more than I, ky ... not more than I, ky.

    And, I had a weird dream about you last week.

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  11. Whatever, those guys are fucking awesome. They're going to get themselves killed, or seriously mocked, but awesome.

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  12. Well Rass, lets hope it gets caught on camera.

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  13. Blues - you hot little tease. Come right over.
    And...why am I unable to comment on your blog young lady? Email directions or something stat.

    Rassles - I love you for knowing a good thing when you see it. I mean, at least a good thing to laugh at.

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  14. No way. Telling equals admission to things that shouldn't be told.

    You were not clothed ... which is an odd dream to be floating around in the subconscious mind of a so-called "lesbian."

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  15. Yeah, that is odd, gap. Oh my.

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  16. In my defense, there was a cat nearby. I'm sure this is about cats. Always is.

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  17. Um, I'm not sure what that means. I don't think its anything good though.

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  18. Mongoliangirl, um, it´s because I´m fucking stoopid.

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  19. Cats (it was Maui) nearby is always a good sign. Imagine if you never saw your cat again and then you saw him again; that's a good thing. So what if a naked man played the starring role.

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  20. Rass: I want to name these guys. Like, lime green spandex guy should have a devastatingly awesome name. Oh, and some kick ass super powers.

    He should be florescent man.

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  21. We will call him 'Late Eighties/Early Nineties Man'. He has the power to make you miss alternative music.

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  22. Ooh, Gap is back with nasty dreams about pussy and GoK. I wanna know more...

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  23. Shadow Hare? He sounds like Jerry Lewis with a chili pepper up his ass.

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  25. To whomsoever it may concern

    Here

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  26. Thanatos: So, we're not friends anymore?

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  27. I get the passion, but I don't get what inspired it.

    I think key would LIKE to fuck India. I don't think it was an insult, I think it was an aspiration.

    He would also like to fuck Canada, for the record.

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  28. Yes, LB, I aspire to do both. I don't really understand why he couldn't have just addressed that to me.

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  29. I hate when people mix up 'Pride' and 'Nationality'.

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  30. @ GoK, it was addressed to everyone. I still like your blog, and your - uh, body fluid work here. It's all good.

    @ LB - general outburst. It's "teh intrawebs" and I ignore most of what I see, but sometimes I like stirring shit up.

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  31. Here's your honorary spoon, Thanny.

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  32. I was done last night. I'm back to my stupor now.

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  33. Boy am I glad you didn't unearth the "Caped Heroes of Philadelphia" video, as I am sure you all would have recognized me. I'm the one in the big old bear costume.

    I had to stop though, as I became a sort of an underworld hero for the Furry movement.

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  34. Yeah, mate, I was involved in a furry scandal a while back as well. Odd business, very odd business, Bear.

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  35. Does anyone else thing that the Shadow Hare sounds eerily similar to Michael Cera?

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Grow a pair.