Welcome back to the School of Pain where bloggers come to beg for beatings for reasons I still do not fully understand. I hope it is to learn. Really, I do. Here are this week's pain-loving pupils:
Scary Mommy - "My honest take on motherhood. (Oh, yes, another mommy blog)."
Even Idiots Order Pizza - "Everyone has encountered an obnoxious person at a restaurant, a grocery store, the mall, etc., harassing an employee. Here is a place to tell the stories of that outrageous customer from the other side of the counter."
The Daddy Files - "I describe in detail my son's poop (because I'm obsessed with feces) and I once had to manually pump my wife's breast during a car ride because her tatas were leaking."
An Addict In My Son's Bedroom - "This a chronicle of a parents journey with an addicted son that has been using for 6 years."
Anyone want to warm these bloggers up with a pre-hazing? My mental red pen is already making stabbing motions.
I feel like a potential client on the show Nip/Tuck who's about to be shamed when all the deficiencies regarding my chin, cheeks, eyes, gut, butt, love handles and man boobs are circled with a red marker.
ReplyDeleteBe gentle, I'm sensitive.
Hmmm, from my slack perusal of this week's fares I would say the only one I would go back to is Daddy Files.
ReplyDeleteAddict didn't interest. Wrong target audience perhaps?
Even Idiots - some funny stories but couldn't read a whole blog of it.
Scary Mommy - meh, and set up of older posts shat me.
Summing up this week in a single movie title: "There Will Be Blood."
ReplyDeletebut that leaves out two others.
ReplyDeleteOh, what a lovely tea party.
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteBiscotti?
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