I never thought I'd write this post, but never say never. I'm done owning this blog. It's been a joy, a trial, a bright golden moment, a crown of thorns. But right now, it just feels like a heavy, heavy sack, and I have other gardens to till.
However, I'm not killing the blog. I'm giving it away to someone who will till it, plant it, and water it, as it deserves. She may even occasionally fertilize with bullshit, as gardens require.
I'm not going to write the ending, because that's a mystery. This is just a new chapter. But thanks, y'all. You've given me a lot of laughs and a lot of joy. And, I'll still be around occasionally.