Slam: This Week In Review

eventually, as reviewers we learn
to accost your fucking perspective
without remorse, we can't adjourn,
apathy is such a wicked burn
and scathing audits might give you motive
to pay attention to your shit,
coalesce your self into your works
however jumbled you transmit
we can smell what you omit
because we're nitty-picky jerks
we read too much and live too hard
to bother with hurting your feelings
when you don't give them much regard
or prove you have an ounce of nard
it's frustrating having these dealings


Half an Autobiography

My Two Cents

Mungo Says Bah


That's not to say this line-up's bad
after all, I haven't read them
so to this up and coming triad:
bare your soul in shades of plaid
or be prepared for mayhem.

(as an aside: I apologize
if this post makes no sense
I've been drinking 'nuff for twice my size
all day, so you should realize
I'm declaring chemical defense)