What the hell is up with all the IFLY's and stars and shit lately? Are you people getting soft in your old age? Feeling the holiday spirit? Suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Damnit, I want some ass spankings around this joint. I want someone to threaten their asshole reviewee with a back alley lobotomy. Give me some blood and guts and giblets, people.
Later this week? Please?
I say this because you're not gonna get any angry banshee-screeching from my neck of the woods today.
Good for your feed reader. Bad for your entertainment, I'm afraid.
Jayne, the Suburban Soliloquist, is funny and neurotic and just a cool lady. And this bitch can write.
* I don't have kids, but this post made me understand what it might be like.
* She gets sociological and feminist about book reviews on Amazon
* This is exactly how I feel about Twitter.
* This is exactly how I feel about poetry. In fact, Shiner gave me the choice between this blog and a poetry one . . .
* I love this post. It's funny, but is still poetic in its own way.
However . . .
(I feel like a fucking hypocrite for getting on her case about this, because it's MY major blogging flaw.)
Jayne, your posts could do with some major editing. Reorganization, paring down, splitting up posts, etc.
For example, I think this post would flow better if you started with the Halloween costume story, and then worked into the tailor hemming the skirt. The punchline to the story, the kicker if you will, is in the first paragraph ($15). Why would I continue reading the post? Hold onto the "best" part of the story until the end-ish. Make your reader want to find out what happened.
There's also a difference between writing in a casual, conversational manner, and writing out your ADHD train of thought. I tend to be a rambling storyteller in real life, and that inadvertently carries over into rambling story-writing, which does not translate well and bores my readers. I didn't even realize I was doing it until I was reviewed myself.
For instance, the first paragraph of this post, could be completely deleted. It's the rambling storyteller coming out right there.
In that same post, it seems like you're telling two different stories at the same time even though it's ONE outing you're writing about. Different parts of the post evoked different feelings in me and my emotions felt torn all over the place. I understand what you were trying to do, but I think I would have preferred it if it was JUST about you and your son walking around town and your conversation with him about homeless people OR if it was a "you can't go home again" type post.
And I say that, because you are able to write both types of posts. You go back and forth between writing funny little slice of life stories, and writing evocative pieces that allow your reader to imagine what it's like to experience something. That's a good thing. Personally, I wish I could write the latter, but I'm afraid everything I write like that sounds contrived and maudlin.
I'm awarding you:
For being a cool chick and for having serious potential.