Monday, August 07, 2006

Britney Spears is coming to a blog near you.

You know what takes the jam out of my donut? The fact that my icon isn't animated when I post it here. Fuck all!

So anyone miss me while I was overseas for a week? Yea, I didn't think so. That's why I got stuck with a re-review to deal with in my jet-lagged state of semi-half consciousness and pining to be back in the awesomeness that is where I was. The gods are punishing me and will punish me further for that sentence, huh?

Nothing has really changed at The Wedding Party . It's still a blog, it's dedicated to absolutely nothing and it still makes absolutely no real sense to anyone who just happens upon it.

I find it fucking hilarious. Especially the "Pork The One You Love" billboard.

For template suggestions, go back and read the first review you asstards. I like the idea of Fuck you Friday, but somehow think it'd be better placed on a Monday. Who hates Friday? Ah, the things we do for some mother fucking aliteration.

I give it a for asking for a re-review or for forgetting you were reviewed to begin with, and for being Chief's Fans.

Okay I take back the Chiefs comment. Last thing I need is some pissed of Kansas-ians to effigy my ass until they find my where-abouts and then come after me in some sick fucked up crusade to defend the honor of the mighty red with their second amendment granted arsenal.

and a couple because what redneck doesn't like drinking some PBR next to the ol' bonefire? Go on ladies, throw you bras in.

oh, and because god forbid I would have to review a real blog. Thank you for your short, pointless posts and for having lots of purdy purdy picures.

4 comments:

  1. Oh, god, it's so boring being a grownup. Don't grow up, kitty. ;)

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  2. I can't help it if my imaturity turns you on Ball-Sack.

    And thank you Trouble! I don't ever plan on growing up. I enjoy my pull-up cruisers way too much.

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  3. You're welcome, darlin. I suspect everything turns him on. He is, after all, in his early 20s and male.

    ;)

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  4. Saw a new pic of Britney today. Never thought I'd say this, but if I never see her again I'll be just fine.

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Grow a pair.