Did Someone Say Shopping?

Swashbuckling pirates, German Nazi soldiers, families that suck and talk about vagina's. Can somebody pass the asprin because I can tell you my head is pounding. For someone who states 'family is everything', the warm fuzzy feeling I got disappeared and the kids tittered at the bamboozled look on my face when a couple of paragraphs down in another entry she talks about finding ways to have the said family member whacked. Ummm yeah. Poor Miss Britt**, can I suggest therapy? Fast!

Now, having been a victim of the bashers from the blog review site which shall remain nameless (fuck you ms.chatty, can I say that?), far be it from me to hack to death what somebody blogs about because its not my cup of tea or perhaps I should say, my jug of beer. But posts with titles like 'It's my blog and I'll pout if I want to' make me want to run screaming to the bathroom to look for a razor blade.

So the sister in law called about every crotch ache during her pregnancy and annoyed the piss out of her, so I'm kinda confused that she gives a shit that she didn't call when the baby was born. I'm thinking the ache in her crotch was so bad that she couldn't dial the damn phone. Either way, if it was me, I'd be changing my name, moving to another state and pretending that my family didn't exist instead of wasting blog space on the fuckers. Oh, wait! I already did that a long time ago!

She doesn't seem an overly happy little chappy and there weren't too many posts that were filled with happiness and cheer and all that good kind of shit, which is a bit of a shame because she actually writes really well. The only time I kinda glimpsed any kind of happy thoughts was when she talked about herself.

Far to many bloody meme's and I'm usually a meme queen, so that's gotta be saying something. But after reading all those bloody Thursday Thirteens, my eyes were rolling and I was praying for Thursdays to kind of like - go away.

Now lets talk about templates shall we?

The Marilyn Monroe cliches weren't really for me. And I didn't like the cream with the green and black too well. But! And there is a but! It's not cluttered, its fairly well spaced out and the font is nice. Its a tiny bit narrow for my liking, but, I don't have to blog there now do I? Her blog roll isn't overly long which makes a nice change and her links seem okay (scept for one or two that I'd boot real hard in the ass).

I'd give her fingers for the damn repetitive Thursday Thirteens

and because like I said, when she isn't pissingand moaning she can actually write quite well!

I'm off to read my grocery list!

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**The original review left out the url of the website. The site is Miss Britt. Go check her out!