Pussy Sanity. Is That Possible?

It's two for one patron shooters at happy hour at the local bar, and there's two reviews for me to do today. Coincidence? Who the fuck cares. There has got to be some kind of benefit for being on Kitty's personal bitch dial other than getting an "I love you!" after she badgers and guilts my ass into doing things. But, people have disappeared are slacking in review land, and I guess it's up to me to make up the slack.

Fuck obligation!

First up is Sake of Sanity. It's very purple. Not that I hate purple or anything, and not that it's one of those purples that makes your eyes go on strike, it's just very purple. The header is neat-miskeet, but I just have issues with there being a Goth girl sitting there looking all forlorn and, well, gothic amidst a sea of lavender. If that girl is the author, I'm going to extend a personal invite to two for one Patron day to her, and thank her for spank bank material. I'm super classy like that!

The sidebar is clean, the template is neat, I have no idea what all the shit under the "Under Construction" heading is, I think the tagboard is a little gay, and I really have no clue why the drop down menu for the categories is accompanied by a "view" button when none of the other drop down menus have one. To all that I say the world may never know!

Now for some content. I have to admit the member that gave me my namesake was rather excited to read the post title "Gag, cough, repeat," but it turns out it's just a post about her being sick. It's a mommy blog of sorts, which I can't relate to at all because I'm not a mommy nor will I ever be a mommy. It's a blog in every sense of the web journal definition.

I give it for being a decent read, having an organized and purdy template, and for giving me something to add to my spank bank (which would be the chick in the header, not the family photos you sicko's!). Oh! And feel better doll.

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Next up: The Kitty Kat Lounge. Well, this blog puts me in a sticky situation. If I berate the shit out of it I'll have Kitty all up on my shit screaming that I only did it because I'm pissed at her for making me do two reviews, and if I am too nice I'm going to have her yelling that I didn't have to be sweet as pie just 'cause the blog has her name in it. You women are fickle little creatures.

(Before she does actually call and verbally bitch smack me for painting her as some kind of psycho hose beast, I should probably say that Kitty wouldn't do either of those things. In theory. Should all her hormones be a in order and the stars align in total perfection. Yup. )

The template is pink. Very pink. (Are we seeing a theme here? Yes, I think these two blogs are yet another attack on my balls) The blog description, or at least the start of the word "sarcastic" kind of gets lost among one of the many pink flowers in the header. I know it's a freeware template, and I kind of have to ask: of all the templates in this world, why this one? It's not horrible, but it's not fantastic. To each their own I suppose. Outside of the "sarcastic" blunder, everything is spanktastic! Neat sidebar, not too long, rolled up archives. The only thing I can suggest (other than contacting Kitty for a new template design) is to center the shit under "Credits and Random Crap. "

Content time! Now, if I didn't know any better, I really would say that Ms. Aliecat and Ms Kitty Kat are the same person. Really, I would. Both have love issues, both are closet bitches, both are witty and humorous, both are perverted, and both are walking contradictions. Though one is a feminist democrat who's all over the death penalty, the other is a gun hating republican who thinks same sex marriages are constitutionally guaranteed. The only major difference is that one has me on bitch dial and can make me do two reviews, the other is just a hapless pawn in this torrid game of fellow reviewers sucking and not blowing me in the process dropping the proverbial ball almost habitually, now.

There's a reason Kitty has been my best friend and most favoritest person for over twenty-years, so this is a no brainer really.

Ms. Aliecat, for simply being you.

But you get a few 's for pink flowers and pink swirlies popping up in my mind every time I close my eyes. It's going to be a long subway ride, but the Patron should help.

I also give a to the people who have disappeared been slacking and have forced me to waste a chunk of my Tuesday doing two--TWO!--reviews.

Alright. There's a R train with my name on it. First round is on me! See you there!