Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Euro Trash

Well, I'd like to be all eloquent and shit with this review, but I'm nursing a 12 hour hangover brought about by free martinis on Sunday at the local watering hole. Luckily, I didn't really have to read this blog to tell you how much I hate it.

European Style Tips has almost all of the elements needed to be a shitty blog. Pink? Check. Ads? Check. One post per page? Check. It's official...I hate it. Listen, sweetie, I take my style tips from Jane, Bust, hell, even Cosmo's got a few worthy tips (plus the low down on how to give a killer blow job), so don't think that your shitty two cents on how to look slimmer or to have "super shiny hair" will completely turn my world around.

And another thing, why is it that everyone thinks Europeans have the lock down on style? I've been to Europe twice, and the only thing I noticed is that they can rock the 4 foot scarf better than anyone and the men wear their jeans waaaay to tight. Otherwise, Milan and Paris are really no different from NYC, LA, or, Christ, at a hip Minneapolis hot spot.

There's nothing really earth shattering in this blog about style, neither are the tips really "European." I suspect the tips are cribbed from online fashion rags with the author throwing in a "u" in the words "color" and "favorite" just to give it that transcontinental penache. Excuse me while I puke up my lunch.

My advice? Delete this blog. You are not helping anyone and all of those goddamned ads are pissing me off big time. You'd be better off interning at Glamour and giving hand jobs to 18 year old male models in the bathroom of the hottest club in LA.

Your rating...

for the ads, the color, the content...shit, the whole goddamn thing.

and a for making me admit that I learned how to give a blow job from Cosmopolitan

EDIT: Link removed because...well, she's a traffic whore, and I felt like it.

16 comments:

  1. This is wearth shattering news.

    Dark colors will make me look slimmer? I can't believe I never knew that?!

    For the record, any woman who doesn't know that needs to immediatly hang herself with her blow dryers electrical cord.

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  2. Okay, what's with the posts looking like haikus? I also find the lack of a profile for the author...disturbing. I'm not sure that this is even real. Creepy. And yeah, pink. Yikes.

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  3. it's not possible that is a real blog, it's just some self-promoting bullshit spam blog.

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  4. Yep, spam blog. I take one look at the ads and click away.

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  5. i really don't understand why people think europe is the epicenter of fashion...sure, if you're a size 0 on your fat days, then you can be the most couture whore in the world, but that doesn't mean it looks good.

    i find most fashion shit horrible, and after living in europe and...well, i am in fact european..i can vouch for europeans having no fashion sense whatsoever.

    and they have no idea how to use deoderant..that's the worst of it all.

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  6. Fireballs- yeah, I noticed the lack of a profile as well...very scary!

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  7. I'm going to go with my initial response regarding this blog when it was submitted.

    Traffic Whore

    I'm almost tempted to take the link down.

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  8. Kitty- I fully support that thought!

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  9. I have to wonder if it is a legitimately authored blog, what the point of submitting it for review is. I think that anyone with a brain can find out all they need to know about Euro fashion trends by reading just about any fashion magazine, right? But the thing is that really creeps me out is that I've seen traffic-oriented blogs, and this one seems almost real. That's what gives me the willies.

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  10. Why give these hosers anymore traffic?

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  11. geez! take down that link!

    That piece of manure has been around for sooo long, and just will not die.

    Somebody please put it out of its misery.

    And if you need tips on euro-trash style, just ask me. I live in this shithole. ugh!

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  12. Whaddya say Kitty, shall I remove the link, or would you like the honors?

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  13. I'm with you on this one! Very nasty!

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  14. It's your review and thus should be your delight BM.

    It's note ven good fashion advice. I'm all over the make-up whoring and fashion soul selling, but wearing black as opposed to white so ast o make yourself not look like a whale? C'mon. A whale is a whale, in whatever color, but you're a dumbass if you didn't know by age 5 that black is slimming.

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  15. So I shouldn't be wearing horizontal stripes to make my waist look more thin? Damnit. I feel so violated.

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  16. Well just to let you know, smartasses, if you don't like it, don't read it! How about you get a life?

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Grow a pair.