Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I Suck...Hard...

So, I'm back, contrite from Kitty's tongue lashing of not posting for forever, but given that I was mentally and physically exhausted from the shit parade that is my job, I'm sure she'll forgive me...if only because I'm incredibly hot and have great tits.

Anyway, the blog for the day is Blog Portland, which is one I've been reading off and on for a while now. And, what's to say? It's great. It makes me laugh, makes me cry, even makes me pee a little. He's funny without being annoying and wordy without boring me out of my fucking skull. Also, his favorite movie is Army of Darkness, how can you not love that? Frankly, the only bad thing I can say about this blog is that he doesn't post enough, which is kind of annoying when you really like a blog. Day after day, you click on the link only to be disappointed over and over. Much like Christmas' at young Bitter Mistress's house every time she would ask for a Big Wheel and an Easy Bake Oven (yeah, yeah, feminism hadn't quite taken a vise-like hold over me yet, that wasn't until 5th grade).

The template is pretty sparse, but it has the rolly-uppy things that I love like I love my cigarettes and Bell's Pale Ale, and that picture creeps my out a little (in a good way).

So, I give it the coveted , which either means I'm getting soft or that Kitty really does love me and is giving me all the good blogs...either way, everyone's a winner...or wiener...Jesus, I need to lay off the bong.


  1. It's true. She has some nice casabah melons. I concede.

  2. I dunno, I kinda dislike this blog. I can't quite put my finger on why, but it's just kind of...there. The clever-ness isn't that clever, but maybe that's just me because I'm cranky.

    You both have nice hooters. Trust me on this.

  3. Kinda disturbing that his last post was way back on April 12th. The content is okay, but in a sick strange way it kind of reminds me of my other blog personna. I could be totally off on that assumption, but I have had half a darvoset within the past three hours and I get all fucked up on a single tylenol.

    So yea.

    *grabs her boobies* I love my girls!

  4. Oh!

    Love the Southpark-esque avatar, Balls. Very, very, you.

    We'll put that in our book for sure ;)

  5. Eh. I like my look here and the South Park-me. Either way.

    I've been fucking cranky lately. I need to see some casabah melons. Soon. And I *BETTER* get something good on Friday, or I might open up with both barrels

  6. Without photographic proof, no woman has awesome melons. That is reality.

    I also think that I am being grumpy. While this blogger certainly is funny and amusing, I couldn't keep reading. Something about health food kills me.

  7. Yeah, you gotta go to some of his earlier stuff...

  8. Sadly, I do have photographic proof of my melons on a blog in this blog world.

    Damnit. I feel skanky.

    Speaking of health food, anyone want to go get me a Whopper?


Grow a pair.