Posers. Never Cool.

Ahhhh, yes. What happens when you take AAYSR and water it down a whole hell of a lot and take out the stunning stylings and wit of all our lovely lady reviewers, and the brute manliness of Balls and I?

You get this.

Now, I'm not going to hate on the site just for the sake of hating on the site, and I will say that their template is much more organized than ours in a lot of respects, but it just seems like AAYSR-Lite. The template has absolutely no fucking personality, unless going for the most generic attempt to look like a 2nd grade bulletin board is the style they were going for, well then yea, mission accomplished but I’m ain’t gonna say that resembling a 2nd grade bulletin board adds and flavor to this blog . It lacks the panache of AAYSR. When you first look at AAYSR there some emotion that's evoked. Those fucking aliens are scary, bro! But when you first look at the not-so cleverly titled "So many Blogs, So Little Time," there’s nuffin. It's like staring at a white wall-yea, sure there's tons of possibilities, but why take a chance and be bold when you can be as plain vanilla and neutral as they come?

The reviewers have no personality too, and nothing that they write makes them personable. It's clinical and sterile. I've seen hospitals with more flair than these ladies seem to have. I’m not saying you need 37 pieces of flair to express yourself [Lord I hope you get that reference], but a little bit is much needed, especially when you are a blog that’s run purely for entertainment purposes. I like to fool myself andthink that you get a feel for what each of AAYSR's reviewers likes and dislikes, and you get a sense for our respective sick sense of humors and our overall personalities. When all else fails, at least you get to laugh at our highly emo icon images which are emo-tized versions of our real selves. You get none of that here. It's a dash more bland to go with the blah and banausic of the template, and the reviews done by these ladies are completely indistinguishable. Maybe they need some man meat up on their site, in which case I'd be more than willing to offer my meat, but everything about this blog says “zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz” and I’d be hard pressed to even stop by and read the site, let alone submit.

Anyway, their pictures are like stereotypical housewife caricatures, and based on the template and the header image I'm going to gander a guess and assume it's run by PTA Moms for all those mommy blogs out there that just don’t understand why anyone in their right mind isn’t as fanatical about their children as they are. It's not that we don't like Ye Olde Momma Bloggers, it's just that we like our Momma's to be MILFS with something more to say than “Junior took a shit today, isn’t that wonderful?” and this site just doesn't seem to have that prerequisite.

I will say I find it beyond fucking amusing that this blog started in January 2007 and has a lot of the same elements of our site, and it's even more amusing that they submitted the blog as if we wouldn't know the sole purpose for their submission is to get some more hits and submissions on their own site.

Pathetic.

You want submissions do it the good old fashion way and make with the head, ladies. Don’t submit your cheap knock off site to the premier bloggy-blog review site and hope you can get some of our loyal minions [and I say that with the utmost respect and kind heartedness, oh beloved readers] to swing your way. Be thankful I even linked you. What can I say, I got laid last night and I’m in a good mood.

That said, if you really want to submit and have a shitty review of your website done-I mean seriously, the majority of the blogs they reviewed in the month of June got a rating of a 7 or higher, wow! they must be uber critical!-well then go right ahead. Just keep in mind that we here at AAYSR are not afraid to tell it like it is and be brutally honest, even if it means telling you that your blog elicits feelings of extreme pain, agony, and drives us to want to gouge out our eyes with a spork.

Least you know we're honest.



You get a a few

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and a just to accompany my reference above.

You also get a for how well organized your site is.

I know, the power of getting pussy on a mans mood is incalculable.

**If the images don't load, sorry. My internet/computer is all fucked up 'cause I'm in Brazil. If anyone feels like fixing shit, go for it.**