I Dare Not....

Sorry for the lapse in my reviews, babies, but life in the Great White North has been less than stellar. First my regular mattress jockey drops me for someone else, then I find out said "someone else" is a friend, then a fucking bridge collapses in my home town. So yeah, I've spent much of the last 3 weeks in a drunken, snotty nose, crying stupor.

Unfortunately, Hsu Jin's blog "Dare You Read On" does not inspire me to be nice. In fact, it makes me want to walk through my neighborhood and kick puppies and spit on babies. I'm assuming the writing is fairly typical of a 20 year old college student, however, I couldn't be bothered to read it since she's decided to use all the colors of the fucking rainbow in each of her posts. Why? Dear god in heaven, why do people do this? Let me give you a little tip, when I'm reading a blog that has multiple colors of text, I get completely distracted and have to start over. And frankly, no author is so fucking fascinating that I'd read a post 15 times, even if it was how you fucked 15 guys in 2 hours while snorting coke off your mother's ass before you picked up your daughter from preschool. It just pisses me off and makes me want to stab you in the fucking eye.

If you want your blog to look pretty and exciting, I'd suggest something more than a sea of white with some rainbow text and some ads. Frankly, the only thing aesthetically pleasing about this blog is the author. And another thing, stop with the fucking chat box, OK? This is 2007, and I'm pretty sure IM has been available for sometime now, and asking people to go to your site just to chat with you reeks of hit-whoring. Fuck you and your stupid chat box...and shove those ads up your ass, while you're at it.

I give this steaming pile of shit and a for that goddamn rainbow text and because that comment box was the straw that broke the camel's back.