If I hadn't already sold my firstborn for drugs I would totally give it to you guys.
Your firstborn or the drugs?
I think, to quote Limp Bizkit, we did it for the drugs.I already have a firstborn.
Why do I have a feeling I'm going to love reading the review for Bagwine Ruminations?
You might be surprised, Crowley.
The baby, clearly. The drugs I'd have to think about.
why in the hell would we want a baby? You know how we feel about mommy bloggers. ;)Present company excepted, of course.
OF COURSE.But really, healthy middle-class babies have super high resale value. You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss a true investment opportunity.
Is that true, Maggie? Because if mine wakes me up at 4am one more fucking time this week I'm going to sell him to gypsies. Good to know that I could get a good price.
Grow a pair.
If I hadn't already sold my firstborn for drugs I would totally give it to you guys.
ReplyDeleteYour firstborn or the drugs?
ReplyDeleteI think, to quote Limp Bizkit, we did it for the drugs.
ReplyDeleteI already have a firstborn.
Why do I have a feeling I'm going to love reading the review for Bagwine Ruminations?
ReplyDeleteYou might be surprised, Crowley.
ReplyDeleteThe baby, clearly. The drugs I'd have to think about.
ReplyDeletewhy in the hell would we want a baby? You know how we feel about mommy bloggers. ;)
ReplyDeletePresent company excepted, of course.
OF COURSE.
ReplyDeleteBut really, healthy middle-class babies have super high resale value. You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss a true investment opportunity.
Is that true, Maggie? Because if mine wakes me up at 4am one more fucking time this week I'm going to sell him to gypsies. Good to know that I could get a good price.
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