Shoe Whore Who Cooks - "Random, meaningless shit in my life. Plain, simple, no flashy template. Just my corner of the web."
Practically Wisdom - "A humor blog about life, my wife, and whatever."
fundamental and advanced tryptological principles and other assorted hypertheorems by a nefarious delerious incredulous shot-callin’ mothafuckin’ genius - Yeah. That's really the name. At least it doesn't include the terms random or musings.
Bitterly Books - "Offbeat and unusual books, reviewed in their own words. Bitterly Books. For people who hate the written word."
Real Virtuality - "A bit of this and a bit of that- stories, opinions, poems, witticisms, little biographical bits- channeling creativity."
Who will get the spork this week? You tell me.
Should be interesting. I am most especially looking forward to the 3-month-old who thinks no one else has discovered Starbuck's!
ReplyDeleteOk, I fucking love Bitterly Books. Practically Wisdom is a little wordy, but I like Joe. I like Joe, so I can tolerate his lengthy posts. I said 'lengthy posts'. Lol. The rest of them, well, let's see.
ReplyDeleteReally Long Blog Title Guy/Girl: You jumped the shark with your title. The ensuing word vomit that follows is heinous. Also, 'shisha' is a cute word if Arabic is your native tongue. Otherwise, you look like the asshole at Taco Bell saying 'hola'. Same guy? My bad.
Shoe Whore: I'm a shoe whore too, but I'm funny. I am so glad I don't have to read past that shampoo cap post. You were my algebra 1 teacher in high school, weren't you. Sorry I never paid attention to a single fucking word you let out.
The Other One: I saw the blog award, first thing, and I ran. I'm calling FEMA, they will be there in four to five days to clean up that disaster you created.
Look, mini reviews from a man with no credentials! Mondays just got a whole lot funnerer.
Is the spork like, a superfun prize used eat one of those delicious bowls of failure from KFC? Or is it intended as an insult, like, "here, have this fucking spoon that I unsuccessfully carved into a shiv."
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor ingested a spork tine the last time we went to KFC.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I'm saying. Sporks can be used for good and evil. On one hand, you get to eat mashed potatoes, corn, chicken, cheese, and gravy all in one scoop. On the other hand, you face accidental tine ingestion.
ReplyDeleteIt's a dilemma for the ages.
ReplyDeleteIndeed it is Rass. They would have to kill the parfait to rationalize the abandonement of the spork. This will never happen. The Bowl o Fail is just their way of breaking even on that hefty spork contract they signed off on way back when.
ReplyDeleteSporks are black plastic pieces of magic. You can use them to eat almost ANY damn thing. Also, to scoop out the eyeballs of people who piss you off. Plus, the word spork is just fun to say.
ReplyDeleteSpooooooooooooooon!
ReplyDeleteSpooning is fun to DO. I wonder what sporking is like. *mind goes straight into the gutter.*
ReplyDelete(Sound of knives sharpening in the background) Can't wait. Can't frigging wait.
ReplyDeleteCal, I think The Tick's battlecry is drastically underestimated by spork enthusiasts around the world.
ReplyDelete"I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli."
I agree, Rassles. I agree. "Evil, chum, is ever-green."
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