Sunday, October 26, 2008

List of Bring it On

Barefoot Foodie
The four eyes
Super Mindy
The Cusp

Remember: They give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.

68 comments:

  1. As it's the day of our Lord, I'm going to be positive.

    ONE of these isn't complete and utter shit.

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  2. Eh. I was hoping for the necessity for hip-waders through effluence.

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  3. Give it up, the SATs are over!

    I'm betting 3 out of 4 are on the B squad.

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  4. Does that mean I'm supposed to start getting all jacked up and off the hook with radiance or brillance or something? God I fuckin' hope not. And...I thought I was waiting for a year or something? What happened to the email about WordPress being all fucked up? Just wondering.

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  5. Why does nothing that Mongolian Girl has written here make the least bit of sense?

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  7. As it's the day after the day of the Lord, I try and be positive and ask Father Gene, which one of these isn't complete and utter shit.....

    Actually, scratch that....one of these is tolerable, well-written even. One of these, is, well, dead boring. Another one doesn't qualify as a blog, because, well, don't you usually write in one? I'm still trying to figure out the fourth one.

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  8. what's this, a fucking audition?

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  9. Oh my. This should be interesting. Should be.

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  10. yeah, so should the submissions, and look at the drivel we get there....

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  11. Make sense? I did NOT know I was supposed to be doing that. Anyway - there was a giant screw up on WordPress around the time I submitted. So I removed my submission. Just surprised to be on the list of doom.
    And the thing about one year? That doesn't even make sense to me now so...nevermind.

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  12. Well, I guess it could be worse. Could be.

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  13. The only way it could conceivably be worse is if the fucking ebola virus blogged.

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  14. To be fair, there's a plant in Japan that writes its own blog. I think its a ficus.

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  15. Mongolian, are you saying you don't want to be reviewed? That might be a wise decision. Let me know.

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  16. Hey Love Bites. I did remove my submission because WordPress screwed up and there were strange graphics everywhere. Then...I ended up glad about the whole thing because I do happen to agree with what you guys say in LOTS reviews about the fact that it takes time to, essentially, 'hit your stride' when it comes to blogging...and I haven't been doing it for long.
    How about this: Reading reviews of other blogs here HAS helped me write in a way I like better. So maybe a review now would help that more? OR - I could just not be reviewed now and submit later.
    Whatever works best for you guys.
    This all assumes you're not going to fuck up my winkin' brown eye no matter when I submit.
    How's that for a ginormously stupid assumption?
    And how's this for answering your question with a question. Sorry.

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  17. I think it was a gilmore girls outtake.

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  18. I know Ghost. I know. My brain may be bleeding a little.

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  19. Father - I don't know shit about the Gilmore Girls. But I am wondering if that means I should prepare to have my winkin' brown eye fucked up right here in the comments section? A girl's gotta prepare for these things you know.

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  20. that comment was about 37 words too long

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  21. Hey. I said my brain my be bleeding a little.

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  22. get any on my shoes and you'll be fucking sorry

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  23. Same goes for my shoes. I hated Gilmore Girls. Still do.

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  24. I would never do that Father. Seriously, I like to deal with my bleedin' brain in private.

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  25. Ghost. I swear. Brain. Bleeding. Private.

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  26. Obviously, hence the invisible blog...

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  27. Yeah, I probably should have said...I like dealing with my brain bleeding in private, except for that part where I blog about it.

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  28. Just sayin. I'm partial to my shoes.

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  29. I'm partial to your shoes too Ghost. Uh...actually...I don't know shit about your shoes but am partial to your girlfriend. Just sayin'.

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  30. Well mongoliangirl, you've thoroughly endeared yourself to me already.

    I prefer you 2nd degree burns.

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  31. "I prefer you 2nd degree burns"
    Huh?

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  32. Oh sorry, did I completely bewilder you with an incomprehensible fucking comment?

    My fucking bad.

    'I prefer you TO 2nd degree burns' is what I meant.

    But I've changed my mind now.

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  33. Oh Father - now I'm guessing you're on your way to 3rd degree burns or something. Or, now that I brought up 3rd degree, something else. It's OK. I just wanted to make sure I understood what you were saying.

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  34. I pity the fucker reviewing you.

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  35. This has gotten way out of hand.

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  36. absolutely, even Jesus has a patience threshold

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  37. How about this: Reading reviews of other blogs here HAS helped me write in a way I like better. So maybe a review now would help that more? OR - I could just not be reviewed now and submit later.

    She's replying to a review that hasn't happened so far?!!? I think one of the precogs escaped from the Minority Report sets and started to blog....

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  38. Yeah, Father Gene's not Jesus, you can't run away

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  39. As far as I can tell, you can run from neither Father Gene nor the Son of God. Jesus is like, really fast. And he can apparate. Father will just slowly sneak up behind you...silent throat cuts.

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  40. I'm so challenging Jesus to a foot race. I would smoke him like a motherfuckin newport. Bring it Jesus.

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  41. Oh great, now we let Mexicans in?

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  42. Silent throat cuts....while whispering "Fuck off, we're the People's Front of Judea"?

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  43. Jesus, you better ask your dad for a favor, because I am going to fuck you up, bitch.

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  44. Jesus' dad was last seen heading for the fucking border.

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  45. The christians are gonna be pissed. We found your savior but regret to inform you that he has been deported.

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  46. At least he learned how to operate a leaf blower while he was here

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  47. You guys are sooooo in trouble.

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  48. Domine, quo vadis?

    And what the fuck are these fig leaves doing here?!

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  49. What's your win rate in court Mr Crowley?

    maybe you could defend Jesus the landscape gardeneer at his immigration hearing?

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  50. Hell, yeah! I can just see him testifying...

    "I made a penis-shaped topiary; and God saw that it was good. And then the Immigration yarbles clapped me in chains"

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  51. Have I mentioned recently how much I fucking love you people?

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  52. Mongolian: I say you throw the dice and see what happens. It may be painful, but I'm sure it will be good for you, as any ass reaming always is.

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  53. OK Love Bites. But only because whomever ends up reviewing my blog will see I've literally been needing a nice solid ass reaming anyway. Thanks!
    And Father - I see you made it all the way from 2nd degree to pity. You are perfection.
    Mr Crowley or Blackbeard or Whatever - The review on your blog was one that I liked. BTW, I just came in from training a horse. I keep thinking you would like that...having your tidy ass sent around in a circle by a woman who knows how to crack a whip. No?

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  54. Mogolian Beef Curtain, I could use a good crack on the ass with a whip.

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  55. Only if you're willing to go around in a circle at the speed of my choice as it's being done my little whore. Oh, and stop when I say 'woah' and don't pull any shit when it comes to tryin' to kick me in the head. Think you can handle that? Yes? Then come on over to the ranch. I promised to cook for you and Ghost anyway, and we've got nicely padded dining chairs so you wouldn't be uncomfortable after your 'training'.

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  56. Looking forward to the week in review. Don´t pull out mongoliangirl (wait, would these sadists let you pull out anyway?) If it stings, it´ll put hair on your chest, right? And you do want hair on your chest, don´t you?

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  57. That's fine beef curtain, but good luck taming this whore.

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  58. Bluestreak is looking forward to the week in review...

    Spain must be REALLY fucking dull.

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  59. Bluestreak. You're always telling me not to pull out. Oh...wait...are we going public with this thing?
    I know, DPH, I know. You are not to be tamed. I'll just cook, eh?

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  60. Mg: if you don't mind cooking naked, we will always have a spot for you in the compound.

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  61. We do not have room on the compound for Beef Curtain's alien baby. We don't need your alien baby breeding with our inferior children, so make sure you do something about that before you move in.

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  62. If by 'Alien Baby' you mean blog, and by 'do something' you mean get rid of it, then Yay!

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  63. Ouch, goddamit. That has got to sting something fierce like.

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  64. Thanks Ghost! Not a problem. We're practically a nudist colony out here in the holler as it is. No doubt DPH! I can only imagine what that fuckin' thing would spawn? My gag reflex engaged just thinking about it.
    Father, I see you've now advanced to 'blog removal'. You? You are utter perfection.

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  65. 'Removal' is something you do with a baby grand piano, or a chandelier, 'get rid' is something you do to your soiled underwear or a light fingered illegal immigrant.

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  66. You're helping me out so much today Father Gene. Thank you. Thanks for defining that 'removal/get rid of' thing.

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Grow a pair.