Saturday, January 31, 2009

That's what she said...

Favorite quotes of the week:

Pearl necklace me with your mojo, I'm a needin a little inspiration. - Formerly Fun

Unicorns can be cool as shit, like on Rassles sweatshirt, or they can be like horses with strap-ons on their heads, which might be kinda cool too, depending on your bestiality tendencies. - Blue Streak

I'd do Rahm Emanuel. I'd like to be the chief of his staff. - Calamity

I never cease to be amazed by man's need to draw more fire upon himself. Asking the reviewers to 'hurry up and expose my genius' is a death sentence around here. - Keywork

Also, best "label" ever: "Get your tongue out of my mouth I'm kissing you goodbye" a la Miss Missives.

I may have missed some genius, feel free to shoot it all over me.


  1. 'Feel free to shoot it all over me'

    That's like a death sentence in my house.

  2. It's probably wrong for me to EVER post on my blog right after sex with hot boyfriend.

  3. I know I'm new here but I feel compelled to add my favorite quote for what it's worth:

    Mongoliangirl: I would like to propose that Anonymous suck my vibrator and then shove it in his/her ass so I can assist him/her in saying s/he is good at something. Hey, I'm just tryin' to help. said in response to Anonymous (why be a pussy?)who said: Women who don't suck cock and take it in the ass are not good lovers. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

  4. Thanks, LB.

    Miss Missives definitely wins best label of all time with that one.

  5. I just realized that what was on Rassles' sweatshirt wasn't even a unicorn. The pink lightning and stuff made me think of unicorns.

  6. I think Rassles' shirt had a magical horse on it. All it really needed was nunchuks, frankly.

  7. My home jersey is PERFECT and don't you forget it.

    Pink. Fucking. Lightning.

    No one understands.


Grow a pair.