If you met me you would never guess I'm the fairy-believing kind. -Franco
Do you remember the Indian blogger who talked about killing his roommate, and we encouraged him to do so, in hopes that it might spice up his blog? -Love Bites
I've never seen biscotti used sarcastically, before. But here we are.-Prayingtodarwin
Biscotti are bitter and taste of my seemingly impossible doomed to failure quixotic quest to please other people. -Love Bites
I'm not trying to be a dick, but when, exactly, did Vince Neil found Depeche Mode? -Ghost of Keywork
I'm down for some porn. Who has a stuffed buffalo? -Dirty Pirate
Hooker
I hate domestic violence, but her blog made me want to punch her too. - Betsey Booms
If I were her, this would have totally ruined my weekend. I would burn you all (well, including me) in effigy and sworn mighty (futile) vengeance with shaking fist and righteous fury. And then I would cry. With snot bubbles. -Calamity
And my personal favorite:
This post has been removed by the author. -Twisted Lisa
I'm so voting for the battered woman. Her comment came back from the dead. That is impressive. Nobody liked 'I'd hit it'?
ReplyDeleteI made it?
ReplyDeletei like the last one the best.
correction:
ReplyDeleteI like the last one the MOST
I gotta go with the Hooker for the win.
ReplyDeleteYesterday really was a good day for comments.
ReplyDeleteDid everyone see this? We're up for Most Obnoxious Blogger. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteWow. So, if you win, does the award end up on the blog?
ReplyDeleteFor most obnoxious blogger? HELL TO THE YES.
ReplyDeleteHere's a vote for Betsey. I wanted to hit her too.
ReplyDeleteSweet baby Jesus, I'm voting for myself. I can do that, right?
ReplyDeleteGood job on the most obnoxious nom.
I think that reading Lisa's blog helped me to understand domestic violence better, from the perspective of a perpetrator.
ReplyDeleteOh now see, I was hoping to vote for Gok's "The 'love' is in the biscotti. And by 'love' I mean 'semen'."
ReplyDeleteBarring that, I suppose I've got to give it up for DPH.
Thanks, Girl, I was really proud of that one.
ReplyDeleteThe zombie'd comment was great. Especially because she's all "I'm takign my toys and going home!" and you guys are all like, "that doesn't mean we're going to stop playing with you."
ReplyDeleteI think Gok should get honorable mention for the sheer number of times he used 'biscotti'.
ReplyDeleteHe could always move on to scones.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm ok with that!
ReplyDeleteScone? Boned scones. Enjoy.
ReplyDeletePictures, DPH. Pictures. For some reason, I need to see the logical end of what will go down in history as "Biscotti Week '09".
ReplyDeleteFunniest thing I´ve read all week from LB:
ReplyDelete"I think that reading Lisa's blog helped me to understand domestic violence better, from the perspective of a perpetrator."
I know it wasn´t one of the ones to vote for, but jesus is that ever funny.
I really vote for Calamity though. You do have a way with words, Cal.
Why, thank you. Thank you verra much.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that the Divine Miss M missed this one:
The Boobsta:
"Sometimes I channel Goodfellas.
Then I beat a bitch down with a phone."
I spewed on that one.