Well shit! I was liking the idea of Split Ends and Sob Stories. Mostly because I like reliving 7th grade. Or making fun of middle aged people who are still sobbing over split ends.
Not that it matters to me, but I did notice that you misspelled Gwen's blog's name -- left out an S or two.
Okay, that was a lie.
It does matter to me. I mean, it isn't my blog or anything, but sloppy little typos like that (except when I'm the one making them) are like a grain of sand in my groin -- completely annoying and all consuming to me, but not even noticed by anyone else.
I can't wait for the day when I see my blog on your list of doom. Hopefully within the next two weeks, I have no idea how many people submit. I sense much sodomy will surface with mine, haha.
Well Foxglove, I submitted in early January. So that might give you an idea of where you're at in the queue.
Mongolian Girl - I stand by what I said. No matter what happens :)
Key - I don't wish you dead. Maimed, perhaps. Definitely not dead. I would miss your derisive remarks. They sometimes result in personal epiphanies for some odd reason.
Early January, omg wow. Guess I have a long while to wait, lol. I submitted about a month ago. Oh well, when it happens it will be surprise sodomy. I do love surprises.
Gwen - All day Sunday I offered to slap people. Today? I've offered shankings. I will let you know if the slapping and shanking isn't effective so you can just off somebody for me.
GoD - No, not you asstard. If there's gonna be a Gwen-vs-GoD smackdown I'm not giving anyone a heads up and will have front row seating.
Ooooh, this will be a good week!
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to Gwen Darlings' review.
ReplyDeleteLB: Countdown to Mexico link isn't working, and Sob Stories doesn't exist apparently.
ReplyDeleteWell shit! I was liking the idea of Split Ends and Sob Stories. Mostly because I like reliving 7th grade. Or making fun of middle aged people who are still sobbing over split ends.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Gwen offered to murder someone for me this weekend. So I'm going to be seriously biased when it comes to what is said in her review.
ReplyDeleteMG: She didn't, by any chance offer to kill me, did she? Because that might cause me to be slightly biased as well.
ReplyDeleteDAMMIT. I hate it when I bugger up links.
ReplyDeleteI foresee pain and death for that last one.
Oh, Jesus, that last one is gonna catch all kinds of unwanted sodomy.
ReplyDeleteNot that it matters to me, but I did notice that you misspelled Gwen's blog's name -- left out an S or two.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was a lie.
It does matter to me. I mean, it isn't my blog or anything, but sloppy little typos like that (except when I'm the one making them) are like a grain of sand in my groin -- completely annoying and all consuming to me, but not even noticed by anyone else.
I'll give you a dollar if you fix it.
There. Happy now?
ReplyDelete(god, I hate it when I typo)
Happy? God no. Never. They don't make an antidepressent strong enough for me.
ReplyDeleteBut certainly happiER.
I can't wait for the day when I see my blog on your list of doom. Hopefully within the next two weeks, I have no idea how many people submit. I sense much sodomy will surface with mine, haha.
ReplyDeleteWell Foxglove, I submitted in early January. So that might give you an idea of where you're at in the queue.
ReplyDeleteMongolian Girl - I stand by what I said. No matter what happens :)
Key - I don't wish you dead. Maimed, perhaps. Definitely not dead. I would miss your derisive remarks. They sometimes result in personal epiphanies for some odd reason.
Early January, omg wow. Guess I have a long while to wait, lol. I submitted about a month ago. Oh well, when it happens it will be surprise sodomy. I do love surprises.
ReplyDeleteGwen - All day Sunday I offered to slap people. Today? I've offered shankings. I will let you know if the slapping and shanking isn't effective so you can just off somebody for me.
ReplyDeleteGoD - No, not you asstard. If there's gonna be a Gwen-vs-GoD smackdown I'm not giving anyone a heads up and will have front row seating.