I Love You Filthy Mongrels

In lieu of an actual blog to review, because the fuck who submitted their traffic-whoring bullshit for ol’ Nutjobber to review today isn’t getting even an inkling of linkage, we’re going to fire up the "Quote of the Week"-machine and churn out some serious quotitiousness.

If you happen to be one of those rebellious-types, take a look here to pick your own quote; the comments-section contains an epic strain of mean-spirited, highly-imaginative invective in response to a terrifically-unfunny blog, and I, personally, couldn’t be prouder to house such magnificence here on Ask. It’s perfectly revolting.

On to the quotes:

What a disgusting place my blog tracking service has brought me to this morning.

Your classless "review" of my blog has no value or worth as far as I am concerned.
-Rambler

Would she be willing to spit on my wife?
-Xbox4NappyRash

Cats tripping toddlers are funny.
-Bitter Mistress

I'd rather lick rat anus than listen to Dane Cook.
-Calamity

I must tell you, if you plan on acquiring your own vagina, you would be wise not to douche. I've been informed that douching is no longer considered a healthy decision. Apparently, whatever finds it's way in must independently find it's way out. Or something like that. Again, I don't have a vagina, so my I-play-an-expert-in-your-mom's-room opinion is likely less than valid.
-Keywork

I once died horrifically in a fiery car crash, and it was funnier than this blog.
-Love Bites

This blog should be smeared with mayonnaise & urinated upon.
-Nutjobber

This blog is like getting fistfucked in the ear.
with a 2 x 4.
on Thanksgiving.
gah, I fucked that up. How does one get fistfucked with a two-by-four?

This blog would write that.
-Rassles

Stay away from our blog, and you'll live a anally rapped, douche bagging piece of shit free life.
-SOGE Shirts