Monday, June 30, 2008

A Microcosm of Life Here At Ask

So vote, you bastards!

There's nothing gay about cocks and caramel sauce... is there?
-Driz

I saw the incoming link from you on my site, and I almost threw up in my mouth.
-Mr. Lady

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
-Calamity

well it wasn't totally horrible for you Allie...you cock loving slut.
-Dirty Pirate Hooker

Natalie is too nice to be mean to. I'm bored.
-Formerly Fun

27 comments:

  1. well of course I'm going to have to vote for my own comment...it kicks ass.

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  2. Xbox: You're a slow week.

    That's right; even the amazing Nutjobber is not above resorting to schoolyard-taunts.

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  3. You should have gone with 'your mom's a slow week'. Zing!

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  4. my 'mom' was anything but slow....

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  5. Your week was so slow that a mentally-handicapped snail riding a turtle tapped it on the shoulder and asked it to pick up the pace.

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  6. Personally I liked:

    "Yeah...cock loving slut...such a beautiful word"

    from the dirty pirate hooker failing to grasp the concept of plurals.

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  7. True, but if she had said, "such a beautiful words," it would have sounded funny...

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  8. 'Such beautiful words' perhaps?

    I want to fucking stab something.

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  9. I'm gonna go with Calamity's dog-faced mambo to the banana patch. Because, if you'll remember, it so perfectly summed up the entire shit show that preceded it.

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  10. I don't like plural, it make me uncomfortable.
    Wow, actually typing that without plurals was uncomfortable.

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  11. "Also, 'anonymous' is blogspeak for 'cunt'."

    give it to Keywork again. Anyone who is clever with cunts gets my respect.

    But Calamity's is a very, very close second.

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  12. 1 John is fine, 2 Johns cost extra?

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  13. Actually, Rassles, that Keywork-comment was supposed to be in there...I don't know what happened.

    Perhaps, just perhaps, I've gone completely sideways.

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  14. I'm moderately flattered, Rass. Thx.

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  15. Just keep it up, quipster.

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  16. That's what I'm known for. Keeping it up. The quips. Yeah.

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  17. I vote for Driz. I'm not sure I like him, but his comment is too good, so he got lucky.

    No not that kind of lucky.

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  18. As a fellow CLS, I would have to put my two cent in and go with DPH's comment.

    Also? Plural make me uncomfortable too.

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  19. I'm going with Driz, too.

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  20. I like Driz or Calamity for this one.

    It's always so difficult to decide because I have never experienced a more talented group of complete assholes in my entire life.

    I always leave this site much wetter than I am when I click on it.

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  21. Actually, y'all, I can't take credit for that comment. I was quoting Steve Martin.

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  22. I nominate glamourpuss.

    "And to the person who suggested I was seeking validation, you are sorely mistaken;"

    This right here made me laugh more than anything else this week.

    And I offer +17 points to Nutjobber for being the first person to attack her with vigour. I threw a jab, but that guy took it upon herself to really get under her skin.

    <3

    ~ Driz

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  23. I'm still not breaking even with those 17 points, though, am I Driz?

    I'm down, like, a bunch.

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  24. I have to agree with Driz. That quote should definitely win for NEXT week. It was hilarious.

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Grow a pair.