You are all wordy fucks

You know the drill, right? Here are my picks:

I also had to look up the word palimpsest, thinking at first it had to do with male organ flaccidity. - Mutha

Please, don't ever come back to my site nor read another word. -Matthew S. Urdan

Maybe we could change the name of the site to "Unrequested, Vitriolic Blog-Review".
Or, "I Know You Didn't Ask For This, But Now You've Got It, So Deal With It In Whatever Way You See Fit".
Or, "We've Just Secretly Reviewed Your Blog Because We're Dicks".
Or, "I Spilled A Bunch of Hate On Myself and I'd Like To Give You a Hug". -Nutjobber

Heaping moist vitriol onto someone else is one of the more satisfying things I do during the course of a day... -nutjobber

I'd like to recant on my own review, and remind you all that I did not ask for it. -Drizitche

So, who are you? Are you some sort of professional blog reviewer? Do you have credentials? I'm not getting it. -Ashlee

Find your own verbal treasure and post it here. These are just mine. Hope your week was as orgasmic as mine.

Also, this was my least favorite quote of the week:

Kissing children grow up to be fucking adults. - Keywork

Umm, yeah, Key, as the mother of a 14-year-old, I don't find this thought particularly comforting. I would like to direct your attention to the label. I don't know what it means, but I found it in our archives. It seemed to fit.